Start Over

I don't have the energy to go through everything that happens for years, and the eventual change it will bring. I'll be constantly comparing both realities, and will forever wonder about what would've happened if I hadnt gone back.

I don't think that thought will leave me, so I'd rather not have it.

Maybe just an hour ago, to have some fun

>>36423940
Right after high school graduation. Like literally that night. I sat binging on netflix and junk food and then porn when everyone went to sleep. That set a dangerously lazy precedent. I'd know just how petty my fears and preconceived notions about the world were and confront them fucking immediately. Fuck.

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>>36423940
Too late to start over, I'd just wish for a couple million dollars so I could live without having to leave the house.

9th grade so I can not make the stupid mistakes I did in high school and the even bigger fuck ups in that shithole college

>>36423940
Could I keep all of my memories and knowledge from now?

>>36423940
>If I knew what I did now in 9th grade, I'd be a rocket scientist by now
Doubt it. You'd only have a bit more accumulated knowledge, but you'd still lack the drive and intelligence.

>>36423940
I would buy bitcoins or stocks or some shit. I don't thing i could change who I am anyway, but at least i could be rich NEET for life.

>>36423940
Honestly, if I went back in time to start high school or something, I'd fuck my life up harder than I could imagine.
I'd prolly get bored, and start smoking and drinking years before I normally would. And then I'd prolly give less of a shit about school, and end up playing video games all day. I mean, I've been in education for 15 years now. If I went back in time, I'd either work very hard to grade grub to get up to speed with my 21 year old level of knowledge, which isn't that great, or use my knowledge to cruise through easy highschool level classes, and by the end of high school, forget what I learned in college before traveling back in time. Knowing this, I'd likely just play video games all day, not go to class, and prolly get expelled for showing up to class drunk, high, or late consistently.

I would start by leaving my ex before she left me

My life has never been in my power, so none of my actions have ever mattered. Going back in time I simply wouldn't be able to change something that has already been pre-determined.

Also this has been another repeating subject. A lamp, a lantern, a guiding light.

fuck thats a tough one
>go back and bang this one chick in highschool who was into me
>but have to deal with a lot of bullshit involving moving house 3 times in 6 years
>have to redo classes I barely passed the first time
>be bored as shit with the ones I did well in

>>36424109
>My life has never been in my power

Absolutely right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxyVjUpaqk

>>36424157
I'm sure that's not what he fucking meant, you retard. He prolly meant he has very strict parents, or lives in a shit hole country with no opportunities.

>>36423940
Robots cannot be helped. Fucking failed normies.

>>36424176
Well then he's right either way. Calm yourself.

I'd go back to kindergarten, and max art/music skills. I'm a fucking newbie now, so I'd spend twelve years basically learning completely different things, so I wouldn't get too bored, and could coast out exams easy. Read more, work out when I'm able. Then, I'd hook back and talk to my oneitis at the same time I did in this timeline, and by that point I'd actually impress her instead of convincing her that she should ignore me because I was a retarded autist and gaining motivation too late for it to matter.

Freshman year of high school. I tried to be unique and dressed weird (not goth, but, sorta along those lines) and tried to be edgy. Then later in high school I decided I was a redneck and dressed and acted like that.

If I would have been normal in high school, I would have learned to socialize and be with girls and all that type of thing. Probably wouldn't be a wizard with no friends.

>>36424201
>he's right
First off, "he's" not. Secondly, it's obvious you're talking about yourself in third person i.e. samefagging.

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>>36424244
No samefagging here. Have a good day

>>36424318
Took you 4 minutes to take a screenshot? I call bullshit. You're just another one of those samefags who knows how to copy & paste a (you) onto a picture.

If I had a magic lamp, why the fuck would I go back in time? If I had that I would isekai the world with me being an OP anime protagonist.

I would go back to the point when I met the girl of my dreams and actually pursue her instead of waiting years and then awkwardly striking up a conversation that basically showed how autistic I am

>>36424492
So go back in time to ask out a girl? Why not do that today? Also:
>inb4 you go back in time and she says no

>>36424564
You only get one first impression.

I would travel back to the point where my grand-father tells my father to drink some beer to calm down before his final examens, so he wouldn't succumb to alcoholism, leading to him not cheating on my mother and staying around.

If I had to, probably right after high school graduation just for the social part and maybe asking out a girl who might've liked me. I probably wouldn't because my grades are really really good in college (the only thing good about me) and I probably couldn't do it again.

>>36424602
I don't mean ask out that one girl. I mean ask a girl out today; a girl that you haven't orbited and sperged out at yet.

>>36423940
Back when I was fifteen this beautiful girl had a crush on me. I still sometimes dream of her coming back, then wake up with a deathwish.
I'd go back and take her on the best date I can think of, make everything perfect for one night. Have sex after. Then maybe shoot up the school before
life inevitably goes back to sheer pain and misery.

>>36424012
This is what I would do too
I felt so great back then and I didn't realize it
I'd probably fuck up more given my current mental state
But maybe not

>>36423940
I'd go back all the way to when I was an infant and not get circumcised.

>>36424492
And later this. I know one girl liked me, but I acted cold at first because I thought she was screwing with me. A year later I realized I was wrong and the emotions overtook me and I confessed like an autist. Half a year later she asked me out for lunch and I went but never had the balls to contact her again. Probably missed my only shot at a gf.

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Never.
My mistakes are part of who I am now, and I feel like I have to take responsibility.

I might want to go back to browse 2012 int though.

I would respawn when i'm 3 years old and then relive the glory of the internet back in the day with the knowledge from now.

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>>36423940
>Go back to 2008
>Buy 10$ in bitcoins
>Wait
Fuck everything, I'm rich now. Even if I'm still dead inside, the materialistic problems are gone, and my fucks.

There is no going back for me, i was fucked the moment i was pushed out of the vag of a heroin addict

>>36423940
there's no fixing my life unless i could literally start from the beginning and rewrite my genetic code so i don't come out an ugly fuck