You can only post in this thread if you're not a virgin

>>36421848
I knew simpsons posters were fucking normalfags and the worst posters and memers.

>>36421862
VIRGIN DETECTED
Point and laugh!

Non virgin reporting for duty

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>>36421862
Haha you're a virgin. Laugh at the Virgin everyone

I wonder if anyone who posted here gets banned.

I've only had sex once and it was 8 years ago OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME AWAY TO PROMISED LAND

Non virgin. Lost it to my first and only gf at 23 years old. Broke up and haven't had sex in over 6 months

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Hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot

>>36421848
Late bloomer, but making up for lost time.

>>36421848
Virginfags btfo

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>>36422178
>watching simpsons past 7th season

you cannot be a robot if you haven't gotten laid

Lost it at 20. Am 32 now, haven't even talked to a girl besides my mom and aunts since then.

>>36422176
>and haven't had sex in over 6 months

Aww poor baby

Try 24 years

>>36422319
>Lost it at 20. Am 32 now, haven't even talked to a girl besides my mom and aunts since then.
What happened back then in 2005?

I'm not a virgin but I feel and behave like one, what's wrong with me?

>>36422392
>What happened back then in 2005?
You discovered 3chan

Lost it last year at 22, haven't had sex since but might do soon. Hopefully.

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I lost my virginity to my virgin gf in high school. We're still together. Feels good.

>>36423545
what are you even doing here
totally original

>>36421848
had sex 3 years ago..am I aloud?

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>>36421848
>tfw had sex with a prostitute at 18
I haven't ever kissed a girl yet, but this was a good start, right?

Was a virgin until 26yrs old. Meet a qt trans girl gaming. We hit it off and I ended up driving 700 miles to fuck her bp. We got together again about 3 months after that. Haven't been physically close for the past 15 months tho. We'll be seeing each other again in a week or so and fucking like rabbits :D She's my reason for living.

>>36423713
>she
>SHE
that's a he

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>>36421848
23 kv, try and get rid of me, bitch

>>36424086
I'm sorry you feel that way about someone you've never met. It would be good for you to meet a transgender person and talk about life with them. It might help you better understand gender disphoria and how demoralizing it can be.

>>36424515
they are just faggot who dress like girls they will never be a girl

>>36424830
Again, I'm sorry that you feel that way. I love her as a woman and she is happy to behave as a stereotypical woman. We both recognize how modern feminism and social justice movements have destroyed classical gender relations and so we do our best to keep that type of relationship alive when were together.

>>36424914
it's not a woman. you are gay you are dating a man in girl clothes

>>36422322
I don't really think you should count ages 0-12, because biologically your lack of sex wasn't tormenting you

>>36421848
Had sex at:

>17, sort of
>18
>19
>21
>25
>??

I am now 31 and the odds and frequency aren't looking so great.

>tfw 21 gold star gay, bottom only

>>36421848
Try and stop me bitch
Oregano ravioli

>>36421848
I'm posting in this thread and I've never had sex.

Wanna know how? Too bad...

>>36424968
You can say that until you're blue in the face but it doesn't change how we feel about each other and the love I have for her. Also, pretty sure if you asked most stereotypical gay dudes if they like traps or trans women they'd say no. It's admittedly not completely straight, but it's also pretty far from typical homosexuality on the sexuality spectrum

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>>36423606
Posting, why do you ask?

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>>36421848
POO POO PEE PEE NORMALFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RANCH REBEL REVOLUTION

>>36425965
Dude ur gay

>>36425965
you are a fag. you are dating a man

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>>36421848
you can't tell me what to do

>octagon