>tfw your mom's friend comes over and she brought her

do u even try to break out of these autistic shackles anon?

>>36419137
Get a job cracker

>>36419137
Tell us how was it, OP.

>>36419137
>literally your mom is stepping in and trying to get you laid
wew

>>36419137
Was she cute?
Are you attractive?
How did it went?
How old are you?(don't lie)

>>36419137
Nothing wrong with being hermit or preferring solitude.

As long as you feel good. If you don't just go out. We all gonna die anyway so who cares you made fool of yourself that one time eons ago in front of insignificant random person.

>>36419137
My mom does this dumb shit too, I am socially inept but at the same time I have no reason to open my fucking mouth and speak, I hate matchmaking cause she expects me to entertain this bitch I have no interest in.

>>36419137
One day you'll look back at the opportunities you wasted like that and the regret will kill you.

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>>36419137
>she knocks on your door and comes in.
>"Hey, your mom told me it was cool to hang out in here with you"
> "Y-you too"
>She sits down next to you
>"so do you wanna do anything?"
>say nothing, glance at her thighs
> 3 minutes later
>" Um I'm gonna go check on mom"
>never see her again

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>>36419423
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe i bet your room smelled like fucking shit

>>36419337
see >>36419338
My dad tried to set me up with QT's by bringing them over and I just awkwardly went back to my room.

Had I put some effort in I could have mouthfucked her face hole.

>>36419338
Dude do you seriously think I'm out here regretting these cunts? A meal that's worked for is a meal with value. I would respect you way less if I was set up with you rather than letting myself work for it. That's why I ditched my prom date and hung out with the janitor all night, if i didn't pick you then fuck you.

>>36419187
>>36419248
It was very awkward but she was kind of nice, I guess. She was very much a normie and I'm not and the difference in our personalities was immediately obvious. We had an awkward chat for like 20 minutes. I tried my best, I can only squeeze out so much charisma out of this brain. She was okay, she wasn't a 10/10 beauty or anything but she wasn't ugly. She was skinny, short and had an okay body. I'm not that attractive, I'm a lanky pale hairy white man. I'm 23.

My mom said she found me "quiet and mysterious". I have no idea what that means.

>>36419537
>My mom said she found me "quiet and mysterious"
You're in there my guy

>>36419470
That's the difference between me and you, I don't need to screw every chick who steps into my personal space. I've actually befriended a couple through my mom's friends and they're the same as any typical bitch that you all complain about on this board. Nothing special.

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>>36419137
I'm utterly convinced that when people do this, they have no interest in actually helping you, they just want to satisfy their sadistic impulses while simultaneously telling themselves they're doing something 'good' to protect their consciences. They just want to see you flounder and fail, by putting you in a situation that would be extremely degrading for ANYONE, themselves included.

Utterly pathetic. You should go out of that room and punch your mother in the face. A least that's more honest than this psychological abuse.

>>36419537
You're uninteresting and she didn't have anything nice to say.

>>36419537
That statement can go either way. Did she give you contact info?

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>>36419137
Same, I seriously fucking hate this shit

My mom forced me to go with her to get groceries (okay, not bad), where we "accidentally" ran into her coworker from the same country who just happened to have her daughter along (we're both fucking 24 and single)

They both suggested that we go get coffee so I just sat there on my phone for the entire 15 minutes after she stopped trying to talk to me and went back to her phone as well. The end

>>36419650
She did. She wanted to add me on FB but I don't have one so she gave me her number and told me get a FB. I'm not making a FB.

>>36419137
>>36419470
>they have great parents and still fail

Does anyone else get pissed off from this? My parents are so autistic they don't even have any friends/people to introduce to me.

If my mom/dad tried threw some random free pussy my way I would have been happy as hell. Not once in my life have they ever helped me with anything.

>>36419682
>so I just sat there on my phone for the entire 15 minutes after she stopped trying to talk to me
Way to come off an asshole, dick.

>>36419761
>not having facebook
Its 2017, get with the ties

>>36419818
Oh hey chad. /b/ is to the left.

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>>36419786
Fuck off, I'm already socially retarded and incapable of making eye contact with family or close friends

I didn't shave or shower that day, my mom clearly set this up and didn't tell me anything about then, then denied it

I'm surprised the bitch even tried talking to me instead of saying "ew" and running off. I barely even know what she looked like, I was trying to avoid looking at her the whole time