Look on the bright side, at least you're not THIS guy.

>smiling
>handsome
>never had any expectations on him

>>36418356
Who gels his hair?

>>36418429
He does have a wife, so probably her.

>>36418356
>travels the world
>gives motivational speeches, makes everyone happy
>accomplished musician
>learns to do tons of stuff on his own, looks like a badass doing it
>good looking face
>naturally charming, witty
>qt wife

>>36418356
He's better than me in every way. Hell I bet he'd win in a fight with me. I'll get winded during the warm up.

The only thing I could imagine is he probably experiencing a lot more physical pain.

>Thanks for trying OP

>>36418356
OP you are a faggot, he is a Chad.

>>36418618
He's not.

Ogrrr

i bet he has a gf

>>36418909
He has a qt Asian wife and a child

Imagine how scary it must be to be him if he ever gets/has depression. He can't off himself ever. I am really glad I am not this guy suddenly.

Wow, he presents himself so well.

>>36418961
He tried drowning himself in a bathtub but failed.

I've never understood the value of constantly needing to compare yourself to others. I don't care if my pain is greater or worse than someone else's, because it does nothing for me or anyone else. It's fucking sadistic how people use others that way.

>>36418356
Even this man can get a wife

>whats your excuse robots

I hugged him and touched his drumstick leg

He's super nice

>>36418356
>Has GF because he's a novelty and the perfect tool for attention and social praise for dating a freak
>Tons of sympathy and special treatment from everyone
>Probably has been on TV a lot


So no. Your post is shit.

>>36418356
he is super lucky he isn't also ugly or brown/black

god does not hate him completely

>>36418356
i presume you intended to post picture of Anthony Burch?

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If you for a second thought life was fair.

Would you have your limbs removed if it meant finding true love? the answer is no but still

>>36420168

How do you think they fuck?

I think she probably just bounces on his dick while laughing and insulting him.

She could probably shit on him and he couldn't ever do anything but scream "Nooooooo" as the inevitable happens.

I'd feed him to a crocodile if I was her.

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>>36420117
>Even
It's amazing normies can be so arrogant. They can't accept someone could possibly be better than them while admitting they believe that person is an exception to a rule.

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>>36420475
I dunno. How do you think girls fuck these which are sold everywhere.

>>36420505

My dongs a little bigger than that dollys.
Do you think I've a chance with the ladies, anon?

>>36420572
Are you missing all of your limbs? Are you good looking? Are you rich?

If the answer is no to all of those then nope sorry.

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>>36420598

I have all my limbs.
I'm a QT apparently.
No. I'm a NEET that paints figures.

;w;

>>36420612
>QT
>Big dick

Leave r9k

>>36418356
He got to star in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that's more than anyone here will accomplish.

>>36418356
he probably gets so many pity handjobs and fucks

>>36419022
How'd he turn the tap on?

>>36420505
>sold everywhere
>Google doesn't even know what the fuck that is

>>36420450
>girls would literally rather marry a human burrito than talk to you
why live

>>36418356
Chad without arms and legs is still better than a robot.

How does he clean his asshole ?!

>>36422383
by scooting around on the floor

>>36418511
Did he get married before or after nuggifying?

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>>36420117
>Even this man

Exccccussse meeee but are you looking down on him, you ableist armed-legged-ciscum?