Hey femanon... why so nervous?

>>36413518
>dick cant even reach the gearstick the change gears

2/10 sweetie, think ill go find a real man to drive me around

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He took it out

>>36413578
>Not the right moment for the quote

3/10

>>36413518
Honestly, is this shooped?

This is like 3 times my dick.

>>36413606
Duh ever seen a human with a dick the size of an horse dick?

Yeah nigga you riding a fucking Citroen, do you have a dildo shoved up your arse too ?

>>36413518
Please tell me this is shopped

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*cough*

originfowq

>>36413518
CANT KEEP MY GENETALS IN MY PANTS

not normal

>>36414092
MY FEMALE DOES NOT AFFECTION FOR ME ANY LONGER

SHE REMOVES ME FROM THE PROPERTY, I TRY TO GET HER ATTENTION BY SAYING "VRO"

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>>36413630
It's plausible it could be an extremely rare case of been blessed with a monster cock

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>>36413518
I-I'm not a femanon but I wanted to say that your penis is really nice anon

>>36415826
>never been seen

k sure

>>36413518
Probably don't want to have our insides destroyed and it not even be enjoyable, just uncomfortable.

>>36414624
>Reply
God this is cringe, need to spend less time on here

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>>36413578
monkey mentality

>>36413606
I think like 5 of my dicks would fit in it.

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>>36415826
>same birthday as me
>just barely reaching 8 inches around 16 years old
>19 now almost 9 inches
what did July 29th mean by this?

>>36413518

W-will it fit, anon? ; _ ;

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>>36413518
Uh holy shit that's big it's literally bigger than my head oh my god
Anon that's the best looking penis I've ever seen

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>tfw only 7.5"x5.5"
>will never have a gigantic dick and will always be stuck with this average ugly piece of shit
Its not fucking fair.

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>>36417310
It means you should post a picture of it for proof!

>>36417648
He won't because he's lying and or measuring wrong.

At 9" he'd be bigger than danny dong who's 8.5" max.

>>36417662
>at 9"
>I literally cannot read

>>36417732
Still bigger than danny dong whatever.

>>36413518
lmao fake as fuck , its a dildo

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>>36417740
I have reason to lie about something that I haven't nor will I ever use

>>36417778
Anyone with a legit penis that size would show it off whenever.

Don't bullshit me. I think i've only seen one legit dick over 8" posted on here rest never post proof.

>>36415895
>your

you can't be this new

>>36417805
unfortunately for you I'd most likely be in deep shit if I were to take a dick pic in public. sorry Anawn

>>36417616
shut the fuck up and appreciate what you have you compliment fishing ass.

>>36417905
You're a dumbass
That bait has been posted in every dick thread for a decade

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That's no cock.... It's a fucking baseball bat!

I remember someone debunking this one cause they found the fake dick and posted the store page for it, can't find it myself atm rip

>>36413518
Looks to plastic to be real

>>36413518
wtf how the duck do you compete with this?

>>36413518
>huge dick
>drives citroen
these things counteract each other.

obviously fake, but I would never fuck anything that huge

I would cry
6 inches makes me tear up