ITT: Who was thwe biggest titcow that you knew? what happened

That's legit my ideal woman
Nice eyebrows, huge tits, huge ass, decent chunk of chub.

>>36412715
>Nice eyebrows
Those aren't eyebrows.

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>>36412665
>Who was the biggest titcow that you knew?
Jacinta. EE-cup, she told me, she always wore shirts too small for her, and there was an earlier time when she didn't even wear a bra. She just jiggled everywhere, it looked kinda painful. That was a golden age for my dick.

>what happened to her?
Judging by Facebook, she got a normal lanky boyfriend and a normal lame job.

>did you ever have a chance?
Uh, no.

>>36412752
Women all have naturally sparse and shitty eyebrows, I'm well aware all the succubi draw it on.

>>36412772
I know, right? I've just accepted that about women. They're weak, beta, pathetic and fat. Fat in all the right places. I love them just the way they are.

I WANT A WOMAN TO MILK

>>36412715
its a shame she went for the 'thot' look. she has huge tits, nice ass and actually seems really really pretty 10/10 would sit and have a nice frew drinks at the pub with if it wasnt for the awful makeup

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>>36412853
>"A-anon-kun, help me, my tits are so swollen and huge. i don't know how much engorgement they can take.,."

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>>36412870
Poor baby...

You want a milking? I milked cows every DAY on Dad's farm, you shouldn't be a challenge. I'll be gentle with you, though. You're not some stupid cow.

>>36412665
>who was she?
Girl I knew in high school.
>what happened to her
she does porn now but not bbw/chubby porn, she lost A LOT of weight (rip titties) and only does really weird videos. Like, mostly interracial cuck porn (sometimes bi where the guy playing her boyfriend/husband is forced to suck the black bull's dick) with some incest fantasy stuff. I don't even have a problem saying her name, might even help her out, name's Eva Massoni now known as "Summer Day".
>did you ever have a chance
nah we didnt really interact but she wanted to fuck at least three of my friends. never got to as far as i know though

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>I'll never use a big boobed femanon's tits as a pillow when we sleep together
fuck

>>36412870
I don't know how much engorgement my dick can take

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>>36412665
We used to be good friends when we were about 16, but she developed sudden mental issues and our friendship broke apart.
She's now let herself go and is in full landwhale mode.

>>36412966
Similar thing with me.

My little sweater-stretching girl was a good friend of mine in high school, but her mind snapped at some point. She told me voices tell her things that make her hate the world.

She didn't get fat, though. More skinny, really. Her face seems kind of sunken and sad, but her body's still just as nice.

That's not what really matters though, I guess.

>>36412966
>>36413001
Same thing actually anons, mine was a girl called Sophie, she was everything i wanted, we were really really really close.
she turned 20 and i domnt know what happenbed but she went off the rails, drugs, drink and a scary amount of sex, im talking 20-30 people a week. she was then locked in a psych ward for a time because she was completely delirious and developed positive symptoms of schizotypy, later she got out but lives in a world of magical thinking. shes detached from reality most of the time.

>molly

was a huge lactating girl who was a super modest qt

no idea what happened to her

>>36413253
>lactating

How did you find THAT out? That's pretty unusual.

>>36413262
yeah i know anon, apparantly she always wanted to lactate and so induced herself, people ended up finding out when she began leaking through her shirts, she was a bit upset at first but carried on doing lactating until people just stopped caring.

>>36412765
fuck

maaaaah dick

>>36413364
>apparantly she always wanted to lactate and so induced herself, people ended up finding out when she began leaking through her shirts

LMAO

What a weirdo. What a sexy weirdo. I bet she had a HUGE collection of plus-size cow-print underwear.

I bet she liked to put on her cow-print, go out in the grass while her parents weren't home, and squeeze out a few squirts with a happy "mooo!".

Crazy girls are the best.

>>36413459
life tip to live by: dont stick your dick in crazy anon. they may be super qt to look at or whatever

>>36413904
Roses have thorns.

I'm just a lonely wanker looking at pictures of roses, though, so what does it matter?

>>36412765
Fuck me m8. Any more pics?

>>36414489
Nope. I wish.

>>36414589
holy shit, she has to have an instagram or anything

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>katie

has tits exactly like pic related. ended up becoming a mega emo girl at uni.
still talk to her sometimes,

>>36414670
I bet they get SO sweaty. Her body's natural lube for a tittyfuck.

>>36414688
>muh dick

please stop anon youre making me have a chub

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>>36414688
Not him, but that reminds me of something
>Be teenage me
>Have titcow girl in class
>Got along well together
>People ask if there's something going on
>Tell them we're just friends
>One day she takes my phone
>Puts it in her shirt
>Under the fucking bra
>"Come on anon, I dare you to take it"
>Dive in
>tfw her tits were sweaty as fuck

>>36414719
That's what big titties are for. Deep down, her brain knows that. They're for making males grunt. So when a guy sets his sights on them, she just can't help it. Her hormones rage, the sweat comes in, and she feels her top getting damp.

>>36414821
Your green reminded me of a scene from one of my favourite old movies. Barry Lyndon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMGKHvvFtG0

>>36412665

looked like pic related, she had a sister who was the same as well. sadly they both vanished. ended up coming back wioth reductions to b cups because their boyfriends convinced them that their tits were too big. they got surgery and then they both got dumped for not being sexy

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>>36416146
forgot pic

fuck, you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not origionaru because you

>>36416146
All four of them should be shot no question for that

There was a big titcow in 6th grade , and I got nervous and sweaty every time i got near her. Pretty sure she was latin american. I move from that school to another state after that year, so I have no clue what happened to her.

>>36412665
I lived with her for years.
>playing rust
>she comes behind me and suddenly squishes my head between her big soft tits

Damn I miss big titties. They were saggy as fuck but in missionary they looked perfect

>>36416996
>I got nervous and sweaty every time i got near her
It's not a coincidence that sweaty rhymes with spaghetti.

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>>36412665
In grade school I was quiet and known for my drawing ability, which gave me attention from impressed normies who were friendlier than I was, so I only knew busty girls that way. Didn't have a chance of course, and looking back they were just big compared to everybody else. Now I can only get turned on by something like pic related.

My first GF had DDDs. It was pretty nice, I'm more an ass guy tho. She wasn't even fat, either. She was like 5'6" 145

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She became my girlfriend.

Origami paste

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>>36418309
Sames, and I got to drink milk out of those massive luscious tits and sleep with my face stuck between them and good times were had