>tfw you will never be a cambrian creature

Things were better when invertebrates ruled.

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>>36411781
>tfw chordate chads infest your world

The Cambrian is my favorite geological period by far. Dinocucks can get fucked.

>>36411942
Definitely, beats the shit out of this epoch.

>>36411942
Ordovician is objectively superior

It's like all the cool parts of the cambrian but 10x cooler

Some of these creatures still exist. Must be comfy to be born as one.

>>36411942
I'm more of a devonian guy but I agree dinos are fucking normie tier

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>be me
>be watching documentary about the cambrian
>edgy sounding guy who does all the voiceovers for NuHistory Channel goes "The mighty trilobyte ambled along the sea floor, protected from onslaught with its sturdy shell made of ROCK. Calcite from the ocean floor, used as a natural defense."
>wait a minute, isn't it actually just chitin
>believe him for a minute because it sounds cool for it to be just made of calcium carbonate
>look it up to confirm
>yeah it's chitin

ruined the cambrian for me forever. also fuck genetic diversity, what a crappy libshit epoch