Girls are hard

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I just fucked my best chance for a date in my entire life.

>bought hentai shirt online because my friend said I wouldn't
>Told girl I had met at school about it and showed her what is looked like
>Told her I was going to wear it to the volleyball game that night and try and piss of the other team as they were our schools biggest rivals
>Later that day she tells me to pick her up on they way there because she wants to see me embarrass myself
>Make my friend go out of his way so we can get her
>she is 7.5-8/10 btw
>We get her
>Have a good time at the game, I get in our teams line after we 3-0 them because I have friends on our team and I shake hands with our rival school making them pissed as fuck
>Whoisthisautistinahentaishirt.lol
>Girl was doing all the normal flirty things like taking my phone and my sunglasses type shit
>We are driving her home and she won't let us use google maps and she keeps giving shitty directions, seems like she doesn't want to go home
>Friend gets pissed so we eventually use google maps and get her home
>Next day after going to beach with same friend start snapchatting her
>It's like 9:30pm
>She is one of the people who doesn't send pictures of themselves and only send pics of like the floor or something else in the room
>I ask "why do people not send pictures of their faces, is it because of makeup or something"
>"It's easier and faster"
>"Why not just text then"
>Then I get this bombshell
>"Bet you wouldn't complain if there was no face in an ass pick"
>"as far as I know you aren't sending any ass picks"
He is where it gets bad anons
>"as far as I know you aren't sending any ass picks"
>"you wish"
>All I had to say was ya I do I was about to get ass picks me and my autistic self
>thankgod.wav
>I had been reading all this too my friend
He suddenly tells me
>Make an Aladdin reference pussy, you won't
>I have a persona to keep up with
>Plus thot it was a good meme at the time
>Biggest mistake of my life
>"Then call me Aladdin"
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