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This happened today
>be me
>sprint to catch the bus
>go super fast and catch the bus at the last second, act super cool to the bus lady and feel pretty awesome
>go to the back of the bus semi-hopping as if I have boundless energy
>two seats in front of me there's this cute girl
>she looks maybe underaged but I don't care because she's cute
>she keeps taking selfies on her phone
>idea.DOCX
>there are about 15 other people on the bus but they all seem involved in themselves
>feeling like a chad from catching the bus so I go for it
>saunter into the seat behind her, lean my arm on top of the seat next to her and say
>'You know, those photos would look a lot better if I was in them with you'
>She is visibly startled
>'Wtf?'
>for some reason say 'Come on, it's me' and nudge her elbow (I was aiming for her upper arm but miss
>'Don't touch me' she says loudly enough for other people to hear
>404 brain not found
>'I didn't'
>'Hey I think the lady wants you to leave her alone' I hear from my side
>it's a huge black Chad
>the bus becomes hushed
>everyone is looking at me
>my heart's beating really fast
>I start to cry
>'I just wanted to act cool because I'm never cool I'm really just a nerd I didn't meant to upset her I'm sorry'
>get up and hurry towards the bus's exit
>'Please let me off' I say with a tear still on my face which I refuse to acknowledge
>'I can't let you off until we get to a stop'
>it's another minute of complete silence and me wanting to die before the bus stops
>I get off the bus and walk away with my eyes down as it drives off
Why do I even try?
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Even if complete bullshit that is a really funny story. Top post anon. I saved.
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>>36407275
I refuse to believe this, no man could achieve this level of autism. Incredible feat if true.
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No mames anon
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>>36407443
This is now a Canelo thread.
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>>36407275
Sounds very realistic to me. Sounds like somethin I would do. Commit speukku desu desu
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>>36407275
I actually genuinely believe this happened
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There's no reason it shouldn't have worked OP. She was just being a bitch for no good reason.
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>>36408021
Maybe I was just ugly. I bet I could have pulled it off if I was more attractive.
Even if it did work though I probably wouldn't know how to carry on the convo. I could have asked for her number but I didn't have my phone on me so I would have either had to write it down or remember it, which is kind of awkward
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>>36407275
> try to act as Chad
> first act is catching a bus
Chad would never do that. He has his car
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Holy mother of fuck shit kek don't ever do that again
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>>36407275
Tyrone cucked you again?
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>>36407275
I'm surprised everybody didn't stand up and start clapping.
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>>36407275
I feel like I read this before. is this a pasta?
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>>36407275
this cant be true.
This is an original comment you cant mute me stupid robot.
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>>36407275
AHAHAHHA. Fucking roastie whore probably would'tve cared if it was a black dude that did it, fucking whore.
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>>36407275
nice blog post cant wait to see it on reddit or read by some low test cuck that thinks hes a hot shit voice actor on youtube
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>>36407275
>'I just wanted to act cool because I'm never cool I'm really just a nerd I didn't meant to upset her I'm sorry'
10/10 reply
I think you're cool, anon.
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>>36408021
>hit on underage girl
>physically touch girl on public transpo
>she's the asshole
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>>36413989
>Pepe 1.jpg
dropped
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>>36407486
>Sounds like somethin I would do.
yep this
>>36407275
10/10 tragicomic
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>>36413866
>>36408165
>telling yourself this shit
chads get puss because they're not autistic enough to do this shit, not because they can get away with anything you fucking weirdos. maybe be genuine and start a conversation instead of this cringe one liner shit
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>>36407275
Know your place omega-male. Acting like an alpha doesn't make you alpha.
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NEVER HIT ON UNDERAGED GIRLS
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>>36407275
That was just a shit test. Get your dick back out and bulldozer right through her shit test and on into Chadland
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hahahaha geez you actually cried ? sorry anon i just find your story really funny
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>>36407477
Did you see that cheesy ass commercial he had with stallone for beaner beer?
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>>36414237
>Chadland
(read: prison)
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>>36414033
>>tragicomic
Huehuehue
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>>36407275
what should've happened
>notice black chad sitting across from qt
>lightbulb.ngr
>ask him "what are you doing at the back of the bus?"
>"man, nunya dam business"
>projecting like an alpha, you shout "but it is my business, it's all of ours..."
>hold brief eye contact with qt as you turn to address the bus
>"because you can't spell business without bus"
>people are getting interested
>"and you can't spell bus without us"
>crowd is leaning forward in anticipation now
>"and you can't spell us without u"
>5 seconds of silence
>everyone starts clapping
>bus is rowdy with justice
>they applaud you for your bravery
>bus starts chanting "take your civil rights to the front"
>black chad awkwardly walks to the front against his will
>you take his place across from qt
>so wet that her seat is dripping
>turns out she livestreamed it to facebook
>qt says "that was amazing!!! i think this'll go viral!"
>aloof, you say "the only thing that i want to go viral..."
>her eyes widen
>"...is justice"
>she faints
>you write your number on her hand and leave
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>>36415062
anon i think you've been watching too much anime
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Why worry? Just be happy, there's a right girl for everyone, just be yourself
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>>36415062
Very clever anon I kek'd.
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>>36407275
You can't make a joke like that unless you're attractive.
Make a joke that doesn't involve you.
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>>36407275
hooooly shit lmao im so sorry anon
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>>36407275
change your name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country
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