>started peeing in the sink again

Danbo? Is that you?

whats the problem? its more comfy you dont have to aim at all. and if your kitchen is like mine you can browse the fridge while you pee. at least you're not throwing logs out the window

>>36405472
>he stopped at one point
Get the fuck out normie

Sometimes when I'm wiping I lose motivation and give up.

>filled a one gallon piss jug and instead of emptying it just started pissing in another one

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>>36405472

>mom caught you pooping in the sink again

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>>36405472
i pee in the sink wherever i go because i hate the sound pee makes in the potty and i don't want anyone to hear it and image me peeing... i almost broke a sink at a restaurant doing this

>too short to pee in sink
You can't be a robot unless you're a man let. Normies out

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>>36405472
is that bad? I always pee in the sink. One, it uses less water, two, I can wash my dick real quick.
t.uncutfag

>>36405847
I drove a truck too
We used to play "Tea or Pee?"

>>36406282
I sit on the sink, my peepee can't reach it otherwise

>faggot doesn't pee in the yard so it goes back in the ground where the water came from
get on my level

>>36407051
What if the water came from the sky? How can it even come from the sky, there is no water in space is there?

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>>36407102
this post is definitely not textless

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>got invited to stay at a fancy cabin in the woods with my sister and her husband
>decide to go because I have no life anyhow
>they left one morning all day till 8 pm so I decided to start drinking early
>ended up drinking a fifth and 20 beers
>they come back to find me a drucken mess and are pissed that I caught a catfish and left it on the counter to drie out for 6 hours so they say I need to go to bed
>next morning I wake up at 5am to nothing but the strong smell of piss
>look all over the room for the source so I can clean it up
>couldn't find it so I bailed before they woke up
>few hours later they call me raising hell
>apparently I pissed in 2 drawers in the dresser (one which had clean sheets in it) and the nightstand next to the bed

>>36407173
And it just magically flies up to the sky? I never seen no fucking water defying gravity mate. You are fucking retarded if you think water from earth flies to the sky and falls down again.

>>36407265
Nigger they teach this shit in elementary school, did you ever go?

>>36407319
Nah man I'm too smart for sheep factory.
Also it sounds like they "teach" you complete bullshit mumbo jumbo

>>36407265
God puts it in the sky whenever a Christian does his good deed for the day.
Remember, sinners cause droughts.

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>>36407350
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cycle

>>36407362
You believe in sky fairy too? So you got double nigged, I see. Fucking sheep USE YOUR OWN BRAIN sometimes

>>36407381
I never tasted salty rain though, like I said complete bullshit.

>>36407440
Because salt doesn't evaporate dipshit. Take some salt water one of these days and boil it completely, the salt will stay in the pot

>>36407440
>I never tasted salty rain
Try jerking off into your mouth

>>36407102
>there is no water in space is there?

Space is made of water, (((they))) just don't want you to know that. Any day earth's atmosphere could just collapse and space water will flood the earth killing everything. Even the fish will die thanks to human garbage: dolphins will choke on ponytail butt plugs, whales will eat Escalades, it will be terrible.

>>36407416
Where do you think water comes from if not god, you child of satan?

>>36407481
And who boils the fucking ocean then?
Never heard about the ocean water being hot.

>>36405472
absolutely no problem with this (assuming you're a guy). it's easier to aim into the sink that into the toilet, and it takes less water to rinse it away than it does to flush.

>>36405472
I pee in the shower now because I broke my toilet back in Feburary by putting a whole wet toilet paper roll in like a fucking retard

>>36407500
Sounds like a great script or novel idea.
Starring James Franco and that fat ginger jew.

>>36407548
>I'd make a role just for to Taylor Swift just so I can steal her wardrobe everyday and fap to the smell of her.

>>36407614
Better yet I will cast Lindsey Lohan AND myself. Add couple of topless sex scenes where she bounces on my character.

Checkmate mate.

>>36405472
Bork pls

>>36407519
>he doesn't know about hot ocean water
brain damage?

>>36407854
Is it under the cold water that is on top?
Man there must some scary ass shit living in dark hot water so far underground

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>>36405472
it's time to ascend my dude

>>36407942
the hot water is on the top idiot cold water is heavier so it sinks
have you never been on a cruise ship in the carrybean or meddyterranean sea?

>>36407983
How the hell can the people swim in it then? And all the fishes? If it's hot enough to push the salt down and vaporate in the sky then it's too hot for creatures to survive. Bullshit meme "science" they are teaching you.

>>36408156
>he thinks ghotti can't survive in boiling water
get real kiddo how much of the world have you seen with your eyeballs