Manlet feels thread

>>36405459
Oh my fucking god my sides

Guess I can't really laugh, being a manlet myself.
I'm 5,4", how tall are you OP?

>>36405459
kys oyyboy

>>36405459
Those weren't Chads, they were Brads.

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>>36405654
5'6 here

>>36405697
What's the difference between a Brad and a Chad?

>>36405775
Brads are pseudo-Chads. Real Chads are not dicks to other people.

>>36405775
kys oyyboy you fucking fag i hate you

>>36405459
>be 5'4"
>eat one cookie
>gain 5 lbs
>belly burst in every direction
>get love handles
>get moobs

>tfw will never have a natural dominating presence in a room without even saying anything

Fuck I envy tall people, it's like they immediately gain respect without doing anything at all

>>36405775
Source on that lewwwwwd (girl) pls

Manlet story (I'm the 5'4" earlier)
>go literally anywhere
>where are your parents?
>I'm 18
>haha right

>bus driver asks me if I'm a student
>y-yes I am
>"like... in high School?"

>go to college
>get lost because directionally retarded
>ask someone where something is
>"are you here with the middleschooler group?"

>walk around campus
>fucking middle schoolers touring all the time
>all the guys are older than me
>I can feel them watching me and I occasionally see them snicker

On the one hand I'm lucky that all the girls at my college are QT shorT. But on the other hand EVERY DUDE HERE IS FUCKING 8'11" FUCK THIS GAY CALI STATE

>>36405831
I don't know this feel. Do you work out?
t. metabolism meme

>>36405833
same, they're always seen as "real men"

>>36405890
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2506324
>>36405890
The artist is Inari

>>36405978
>I don't know this feel. Do you work out?
Tall people have to gain a lot of weight to look fat, short people don't

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>>36406018
this is a worst feel

origano

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>>36405459
Ya dejate de pendejadas. Tu caracter sale de ti mismo, no se crea de cosas superficiales y irrelevantes como tu altura

>>36405890
>all the guys are older than me
wat m8

>answer door
>"Hello, are your parents home?"

>walking outside during school hours
>"shouldn't you be in school?"

>answer phone
>"hello, are your parents home?"

>no one takes you seriously
>even if you are physically health and wealthy, people say you only work because you're 'overcompensating for something'
>can't get angry without someone shouting "NAPOLEON COMPLEX"
>there's always that one female friend that thinks it's okay to shove your face in her breasts whenever you two hug without first asking you for consent
>less likely to find a job
>you will never be the face of the company (working in customer service, being a mascot, cashier, etc)
>people over the age of 18 that still do short people jokes like using your head/shoulder as an arm rest, leaning over to 'see the world from your view', saying that you're perfect height to suck someone's dick, calling you 'lucky' for being eye-level at an woman's chest height
>the type of women that are into you are either using for an ulterior motive or have some weird fetish (gentle fendom, brother/sister, etc)
>door handles constantly get stuck in your belt hoops
>difficult to shop for clothes, most of the time you will need to get pants tailored which is an extra $10-$20
>if out with friends and you all order alcoholic drinks you're the only one that gets ID'd
>the only women who marry you are foreigners wanting to get US citizenship . They divorce you as soon as you can
>everyone assumes you're depressed/suicidal or prone to bursts of anger

>>36406778
Some of these made me feel, but
>tits in face
>girls interested in you
>fetish girls
>girls interested in you
>girls interested in you

Fuck off my board normie scum

>>36406814

>thinking that a tall girl likes you because she likes to shove your face in her tits as a joke

It's either because she feels sorry for you, she sees you as a pet, or she's doing it as a joke. She's not thinking "it turns me on knowing that my breasts drive Anon wild because it's the only sexual contact he ever gets."

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>be homomanlet with big penis
>tall chads fetishize you and constantly message you on hookup apps wanting you to pound their chadpussi
>only bf was tall chad and the dumb breeders always thought I was "the woman" because I'm the short one.
>just want to marry another cute hairy homomanlet

>shopping for shoes as a manlet

>>36405459
>Assholes randomly screaming at someone minding their own business.
Good for you for not putting up with their shit.
>>36406778
>Acting like getting boobs in your face during a hug is a bad thing
>Less likely to get a job
What?

>>36407423

>be short
>your potential employer is already looking down on you during the job interview
>shortness makes you look weak and unreliable
>shortness isn't associated with strength and confidence

Every job requires you to be able to see above the cashier counter and lift 50 pounds.

>Acting like getting boobs in your face during a hug is a bad thing

It's a bad thing when you're not close to the girl and she repeatedly does it without warning or consent. There's a time and place for those kind of hugs and it's humiliating when a tall girl does that to a short guy in public in front of tons of people.

>>36406894
>caring either way
>implying

Fucnugget normiepants

>>36407553
That
>jobless
Feel I understand all too well. I can lift my body weight but nobody takes me serrions l'y because I just can't command respect with this height, no matter how professional and conficdent i act.

But about the boob thing that ur being a normie about, please see >>36407555

Daily reminder that being a masculine manlet is better than being a gigantic low testosterone lanklet skeltal.

t. 6'1 lanklet who can't grow facial hair and has the voice of 15 year old

>>36407553
Well that does make sense when you put it that way.

>Giving a fuck about what some HR person thinks of you
>Not BTFO'ing them with your own personal demeanor if they look down on you
Why would you take shit from some HR person who probably doesn't give a fuck about 90% of applicants in the first place?
Also you can make the short jokes vanish if you show them that you don't care, or by building some banter to let them know you really don't give a fuck about something you can't control.

Prince (the singer) was a manlet and he got nothing but power, fame, respect and pussy. From one manlet to another, don't let that shit bother you. It's way easier to just disregard it entirely so you can make a good impression anyway. And if they keep it up? Either sit them down and talk about it, or just fucking ignore them after realizing how shitty they are as a person.

>>36406915
>tfw also a hung manlet
>really into size difference
>got to dominate and hate fuck a couple guys taller than me
>fucked one of them so good he tried to bribe me to come back

Feels good man.

>>36405654
>>36405831
>>36405890
My 15 year old son is taller than you.

>>36406592
SHIT FUCK SHIT
meant taller
That's what I get for iPad posting

>>36407764
Every fucking 15 y/o is taller than me, and a great many 12 y/o are too.

Cursed by fate

>>36407764
I'm just over 6'0'' and was 5'7'' at 15. So that doesn't mean your son won't be a manlet

>at store
>cant reach beans on shelf
>tip toes
>stacy in heels grabs it and hands to me
>pats my head
>go home and stare at can until hungry enough to open it

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>>36407798
>be 5'11 manlet
>last year, senior year
>fitness gram
>have to get measured
>teacher whips out the tape measure
>"yeah, your 5'11"
>all the girls in the gym giggle, including crush
>she move over to 6'0 titan and hugs him, he grabs her ass

>>36406372
I want to suck canelos pene

Just wear high-heels and then you'll be tall and manly

>>36405890

lol, im tall and slender and i have the same problem.

im 22 and get confused with 17 or 16
> the elders look at me and make a grin and ask me
>" are you gonna get taller"
>"how old are you 17"
>"your father are tall like you?l"
>"and your girlfriend must be tall too rigth?" i dont have one

damn tiny people always making dumb questions

>when you're 5'2" and you're hearing guys complaining about being 5'8"

>>36407919
fuck you, honestly and truly

>getting called big guy

>>36410259
>>36410020
Ouchy wouchy get us off this ride

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>>36405654
>another 5'4 male on 4chan

>>36405459
why are you making shit up

im 5'5'' and i have literally never had shit from anyone

the funniest moment was when i was entering a club with my tall balding friend with a goatee and he was asked for ID and i wasn't

>>36410947

Oh you're one of those short guys that look super manly and have an alpha presence.

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5'1" here, at least I'm lanky, and apparently charismatic

>>36405459
If this shit really gets to you, why don't you just kill the fuckers?

Daily reminder that being tall means you are far more likely to be a virgin.

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>>36412992
Noice mem

Overheard 2 Staceys talking today.
>"I'm 5'11" I mean like, not that tall but still you know if I was a boy I'd be like 6'3"
>"Yeah I like tall guys, they could just pick me up and protect me! I am only 5'3!"
>"I want a tall boyfriend, so we can make like 4 (Chad) babies and they would be star basketball players!"
>"I mean like short guys usually have short dicks so um no sorry if your 5'9"
>"I know right! Why can't you be taller! You are a boy! You should be tall!"
Kill me bros tfw 5'10" damn sluts probably were talking about that near me on purpose.
Originolo

>>36413065
They actually got the "short guys have short dicks" myth thing backwards; but probably because your story is fake

>>36413090
No it's not, I overheard this shit in middle of class

tfw 189 cm tall
tfw under 190
tfw a manlet

>be me at army recruiting station
>they ask me how tall I am
>confidently tell them I'm 5'11
>lady army recruiter says
>"wow really? I thought you were like 5'9"
>they take my height and wight measurments
>I'm actually 5'10

Like fuuuuuck it hurt when they told me that seeing as how both my older brother and father are both 6'1

>>36413128
Translated into freedom units

189 cm = 6'2"
190lb = 190lb

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> tfw I see people like you.

Crying, because your crush choses a taller guy than you.
First of all:

Why you even have a crush?
Girls just don't worth it.
Just shit on another people head, and you can't be offended anymore from them.
That's all.

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>measuring your height in (((centimeters)))

>>36413166
Bitter crying lanklet virgin whose oneitis was taken by a manlet detected.

>>36413065
Why are you reposting this? Mods deleted your bitter lanklet virgin fantasy thread?

>>36413104
Come back when you are 18, kiddo. In 3 years.

>>36413162
>>36413167
i dont know freedom units sorry but the cut off for manletry is 190 cm

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>>36413181
Jokes on you. I've never really had a crush.

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>>36413211
"Dubs of truth confirm!!!!11!!"

In all seriousness, if a fucker has a gun, they instantly become the tallest person in the room, and for me, thats all that matters; 7'5", to 4'2", if they have a pew stick, you gonna be looking up to them.

>>36413210
I am 18 ya tard.
>Calling someone a kiddo in a manlet feels thread.

>>36413256
>Stacies gossiping in geometry class
>I-I-I'm totally 18!

>>36413152
Get over it you stupid faggot

If you're 5'9 or over literally nobody gives a shit

>>36413250
Right, because it's socially acceptable to burst into a room wielding a firearm.

>>36407919
Epic bait
Strongest of memes

Oh, the 5'4s are still awake? Guess I'll join in.

Hello fellow 5'4 manlets, the air is very nice down here.

>>36407919
Why are manlet threads full of lanklet cuck fantasies?

You 5'4 anons are actual midgets. Being 5'7 is fucking hell

>>36413673
Statistically, for every inch over 5'0, you lose up to 3 years off your lifespan.

>>36413681
thank fucking god for that

>>36413673
Wut? That's the ideal height for getting girls.

6'0 here, basically a manlet since im white

>>36413681
>someone who is 6 foot will only live till they're about 40
I think your figures are off

>>36413681
wow i surely need no live long miserable midget life
thank you that scientific fact really cheered me up

>>36413846
How tall are you? Enjoy fucking chicks for a longer time.

>>36413714
>ideal
lol, I am the literal king of manlets. not short enough to be a midget, not tall enough to be masculine. i'm a skinny freak

>>36405459
>not walking up and elbow dropping their side-view mirror off
Actually it's probably just as well that you didn't. Not like you can run very fast with those short little legs.

>>36413758
Average height in US is 5'9 so 6' would die 9 years sooner than average.
Turbo mantels would live for 20+ years longer.

>>36413900
And why aren't you out there getting pussy right now?

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>>36405654
5'5" here, life is terrible.

>>36407680
False, a muscular, broad-shouldered manlet, evem at 5'8"/5'9", looks fucking comical to the vast majority of women.
>>36412992
I have seen this spammed everywhere and I find it impossible to believe.

A tall man is a excellent foundation on which to build a personality, career, musculature on.

Try to do the same as a manlet, it just won't work.

>>36414025
Just look at the virgin neets of /r9k/. The majority are tall.

>>36414025
Oh, I see. My six figures job and my gf must be my imagination since a bitter lanklet virgin on a Vietnamese embroidery forum said so.

>>36413971
>5"5 16 year old Manlet

>16 year old

I have news for you anon

>be 6foot3 skeleton
>chicks constantly talking to me
>they laugh about that 5foot6 /fit/ manlet

I'm 5'8 and feel really short. Dunno how you guys at <5'6 cope. I just can't fathom being a height like 5'4 or something, that'd be awful.

>>36414053
Women want at least 6'3".
>>36414090
I'm a 5'5" manlet with severe self-loathing.

I'm just relating my experiences of trying to get with women.

>>36414129
That post just overflows with virginity.

>>36414168
Ever thought that your self-loathing is the cause of all your misery?

>>36414183
I'm afraid not anon.

Imagine life as a man as if it were a video game.

You can "level up" experience trees like confidence, social status, salary, physique, fluency in different languages etc.

You can play hard mode in this video game ( be a manlet) and still achieve high levels, but you still won't get attention from women.

>>36414284
But how do you explain every other guy of your height who are successful with women and in life? You're an outlier.

Manlets should start carrying guns and executing chads when they get too aggressive, with stand your ground laws and the height difference you can literally get away with murder, no jury is going to convict you when you were "afraid for your life"

>>36414284
>my height is whats holding me back
>uses video games as an analogy for life

>tfw 6'4 lanklet

>>36415191
How was that an original post? Even this one wasn't.

>>36415318

>tfw 6'4 IankIet

rankuretto

>>36415401
manrettu

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>little brother (3 years younger) is now my height, if not taller

>>36405833
6'2" here. Confirmed. I walk into a room and all eyes are immediately drawn to me, being both attractive AND tall. After that I command all attention on myself with my naturally extroverted personality. When I have group conversations everyone makes eye contact with my primarily while talking and waits on my cue to laugh at something.

I'm not even in shape and have a beer belly.

Thank you, based mother nature.

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>>36405459
>no one cares about what you say because you're small, they frequently talk over you
>raise your voice a little so you can get a word in
>get accused of having a Napoleon Complex
>tfw Napoleon was taller than you

>>36416336
Lanklet virgin fantasies, part 5846.

>>36416460
Sure thing, kiddo :) Whatever makes you feel like a big man!

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>>36416460
Also, pic related.

Get some boiiiiiii