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arrright u fuckers, I'm here to do my good deed for the day, then I'm gonna take a shower.
Just a little advice, take it as you will.
I recently went out and bought some disposable rubber gloves as well some baby oil. I was planning on making a fifi. A fifi looks like pic related, and is basically a hole to stick your dick in.
(some idiot tried to make a business out of selling fifis, and that's what you see in pic related, but a DIY fifi and pic related are basically the same-a glove wrapped in a towel).
Anyway, don't waste your time with this. It feels terrible and you might as well use your hand.
There is also a version that only uses a glove, no towel, and you do this little balloon origami routine and it comes out looking like two ass cheeks. Don't do that either, it's a waste of time. You have about an inch and a half of room to stick your dick in before you run out of space, and it doesn't even feel that great.
Anyways, hope I saved you guys some time.
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>>36402882
I'll take questions if you have them.
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>>36402882
So where should I stick my dick then?
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>>36403916
The Vulcan masturbators on Amazon are decent for the $5-6 they cost.
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>>36402882
>might as well use your hand
This is how I justify not falling for the sex meme.
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I had a fairly good onahole I made out of a swimming pool noodle which I cut to around 9in. and enlarged the hole. I put a rubber glove inside and used some cheap vitamin E oil for lube.
It feels really fucking good. I usually pair it up with my waifu pillow so I can feel some semblance of sexual relation, pathetic as it might seem.
It gets me off, and helps stave off the depression. :)
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>>36402882
I disagree. Fifi feels great.
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>>36404757
What do you do differently?
>>36403916
in a girl
>>36403966
can you link me? I see 50 different brands called vulcan
>>36404682
>I had
What happened to it?
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>>36404966
Get a small towel, get a fuckton of elastic bands so it's REALLY tight and use as much lube as I can.
Get some really s strong tape as well, and attach it to a table.
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>>36404966
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NPREWE/ref=cm_sw_r_taa_sQa-yb1YSMWKY
Seems they are a bit more expensive now. Remove the wrist cable and put some electrical tape over the holes.
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>>36404966
>What happended to it?
It started to tear along the top about two weeks ago, which isn't too bad for about 4 months of regular use, considering I paid $8 for noodle+gloves..
I still have the rest of the noodle in my closet, just haven't got around to making a new one.
One tip if you ever make one: take a flathead screwdrive(Preferably a long one) and roughly chisel the inside of hole so it leaves bumps and ridges.
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>>36404026
You're lucky you weren't too tightly circumcised to do that.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Too-tight-circumcision-18957992
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>>36405349
I think my dick is too big, or the gloves are too small. I can stick my dick in partially, but it is stopped when I get to the base of the fingers of the glove. If I push hard enough, I can squeeze it through about half of the finger, but it is uncomfortably tight around the head of my dick.
Am I doing something wrong?
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>>36406825
nobody wants to see your dick
raieow r
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