Is this how it starts?

You made some bros and they rock they help you get laid, get jobs, and be cool as fuck and hang with.

Grats dude

just keep it on the surface and dont get involved / owe them anything. most get into a lot of shady business, the bikes tend to be a cover up at most cause what you're looking at is oftenly a gang and as such they're probably heavier guys than you and me.

Lol they think you're autistic and feel bad for you, and are hoping maybe they can normie-ize you.

Let them try, if you're a real robot their efforts are useless. If you aren't a real robot you might just get laid pretty soon. Soon enough they'll suggest you go with them to a bar or something, this is them trying to help you get a girl, fucking accept.

Go for it dude. Become a biker and work out like crazy.

Get mad pussy.

>>36403132
This. What do you have to lose?

>>36404074
>get involved in shady business
>op becomes the fall guy
>assraped by bubba in prison

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>>36404111
Checked. On second thought, maybe take the straight and narrow.

>>36402871

You got protection, if you ever get into prison you're sorted.

>>36402871
>>tell me, "if anyone fucks with you, tell us."
that's the best lie normies tell us lol

they tell you this so that when someone DOES fuck with you, and you go tell them, they can just simply shrug wordlessly while staring at you like you're a stranger before wordlessly turning back to their drinks.

it's illegal to tell you to kill yourself but not illegal to engineer scenarios that will make you feel that way all on your own.

fucking kill yourself, you fucking stupid retarded loser.

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>>36404111
I don't think they are that bad. They are rough, but I don't think they are like killing people or anything.

In the very least it's nice to have some protection if anything rediculous ever happens one day.

>>36405716
Anon get the fuck out of there right now.
Bikies are just a front for meth/weapon imports/drug carteling. It's just an excuse for these people to congregate in person without arousing suspicion. They're cool, granted, but bikie initation is for life, and god have mercy on the man who decides to turn his back on his motorcycle gang.

>>36402871
Holy fucking shit OP you made it.
You've successfully taken that first leap towards being enough of a normie to fit in somewhere again.
Goodspeed, anon.

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That's pretty cool Anon, I would keep hanging out with them, it always helps to have friends who can be helpful if you ever need it.

>>36405716
Get biker training, get a sweet bike, hang out with them more, join club.
So long as you are loyal, and honourable you'll do fine.

Look at it this way, you can either be an outcast as one of us losers, or an outcast as a badass biker.

>>36402871
Join the motorcycle club, you'll make lifelong friends and make a good deal of money selling meth.
My second cousin was with the Pagans until he got murdered, but that probably won't happen to you

>>36407075
Ah the good old fashioned "make a bunch of meth money and then get murdered."

The american dream.

>>36402871
One step up from a scooter is a decent 350cc bike.

Had a friend who was a hang around to the outlaws MC. You don't have to actually join and even if you wanted to it would take months sometimes years of prospecting to get there. You could hang around them and get invited to their parties/ events that they throw. Just don't mouth off to the wrong person because they will not hesitate to stomp your head in for disrespect.

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>>36406881
I'm almost entirely sure they just use me as a jester or something 'cause i'm autistic as fuck, but they seem cool