>Every time you can get laid in the dream, distractions keep

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sex is too much of an abstraction for the mind to handle

>>36402803
It's similar to how you can't run fast or punch properly when dreaming.
Learn how to have lucid dreams and you will get laid as much as you want in your sleep.

>>36403017

I run and fight just fine in dreams though

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>try shooting someone
>gun won't go off

You dont know how sex feels like so your brain prevents you from doing so as it will have no idea what response to send you

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>>36403017

I hate the punching dream, your arm moves so slowly like though water and it doesn't make an impact

they fucked me up growing up and i started losing confidence in confrontations because of it

>>36403032

you ever been in a fight irl?

your brain might not have the data and just copies what a fight looks like in your animes

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>>36402803
I actually just had a dream last night where I had complete sex in it. I've gotten close before but figured it was impossible because I'm a virgin, but it happened. I can't remember what led up to it but I was basically lying on my back and it started with a girl sucking on my dick. It took an unusual amount of time for me to get hard. After that, she squatted over it and lowered herself onto it. It felt about like what my own anus felt like, don't know how else to describe it (bear in mind I'm a virgin, I don't know what pussy actually feels like). I fucked her for a while and then I got turned off by her razor bumps (her pussy was shaved, poorly) so I pulled out and walked away. It was overall disappointing, and when I woke up I hadn't came, which I suppose makes sense since I didn't cum in the dream.

>>36403178

Once, they're MUCH faster than any movie will have you believe

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I once had a wet dream because I was on holiday and hadn't spanked the monkey for weeks. I was in a parking lot of my hometown and me and this other guy were washing this thicc, slightly chubby latina and she was covered in soap suds. She told me to come sit on her lap and I kind of swung my leg around her so my dick was across her soft, pillowy stomach and I came almost immediately. It was honestly one of the best orgasms I'd had in my life, grinding my cock against this imaginary girl's belly. I had a semi-latina fetish for a while afterwards, wasn't too difficult though since I was in Spain.

>>36403568

When I DO get laid in the dream I'm a fucking animal, I would hate to see what I look like.