Last text a girl sent you This girl makes me so happy, gives

>>36401220
translation please.

organic

>>36401220
jeg velding ha tror gjennom ting og gjor vil? deg mitt!

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>>36401220
I deleted her from my phone so I didn't break down and drunk text her in the middle of the night in a moment of weakness. Then later found her number planning to get back in touch with her but never did.

But the last text from her was probably a pic of her dumb ass guinea pig.

>>36401263
fjelljente: want to tell you something
fjellabe: what?
fjelljente: i like you very much and and happy to have you in my life right now
fjellabe: every day I spend with you is pure joy and you make very happy
fjelljente: you make me very happy too<3
fjelljente: looking forward to friday btw<3
fjellabe: me too
fjellabe: think we'll have it good a long time onwards as well, looking promising so far
fjelljente: I think so too<3
fjellabe: good to hear <3

Norrbaggsjavlar ar ni allihopa

>>36401263
My text is green, hers is black

I wanna tell you something
>What?
I like you a lot and i'm happy to have you in my life right now <3
>I like you a lot too, every day with you is a joy and you make me very happy.
You make me happy too, i'm excited for friday <3
Me too. I think we're gonna have a good time together for a good while, seems like that so far at least :)
>I think so too <3
Good to hear
>I sent a lot of hearts through my phone now <3 <3

Been dating this girl for almost a month now, she used to be my unobtainable oneitis in middle school but i pulled myself together and got her attention after being in love with her for FIVE YEARS. She makes me so god damn happy guys, i think i've finally made it.

>>36401263
>I fucked Chad
>How was it?
>Chad came over and over in my pussy, I loved it
>I'm glad you liked Chad's cum. Has Chad ever fucked you like a bitch and made you pregnant with a hybrid child?
>All the time it's pretty great
>will abort this one on Friday btw
>I love you. I hope next time you will allow me to lick Chad's duck clean next time he finishes using your body, I love what an independent and empowered woman you are
>I love you too
>God you're a whore
>don't forget to buy me the newest iPhone

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>>36401457
Ryk og reis a, svenskefaen! >:(

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>>36401488
Nice get and also an accurate translation, we Norwegians truly are the world champions of cuckoldry

>>36401507
Eg matte oversette for deg din drittesekk

>>36401602
Oversatte jeg og da, kolletryne

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>>36401220
time to ruin your day anon

>>36401614
Eg var raskere

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>>36401651
glemte bilden

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>>36401651
>>36401706
Det var du jau

>>36401647
I spend like every other day with this girl and we talk on the phone every evening. I ain't gonna get cucked senpai. Most women i've come across at my age aren't like American sluts lol

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>>36401794
men du skjal fa gratulasjoner for a have funnet kjaerligen sote bror

>>36401445
Are you using incognito for 4chan?

>>36401880
Takker. Er flott at prate skjit med mine nordiske kompiser til tider. For mange amerikanere her haha.

>>36401931
Ja, eg samtykker. De fede drittesekkerna er bare deprimerende. Hvor er min norsk?

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>>36401995
Gaar nesten ikke an aa skrive norsk ordentlig her egentlig.

>Den foelelsen naar man bor i Oslo, Norges raevhull

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>>36401901
No, it's for things I don't want an actual history of things I looked up.

For instance, they current incognito tab is a image search for gay tiger.

>>36402067
>Den foelelsen naar man bor i Vermeland, Sveriges paradis

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Saw my ex on a night out and told my gf

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>>36402067
>>36401706
FIS AF MED JER FJELDABE OG UGLE
SMUT I SENG

>>36402275
Wtf does that gay x shit mean

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>>36402277
ga din vei dansker ingen liker deg

>>36402325
X is a hidden variable. :^)

>>36402275
Just out of curiosity, are you british?
Also it seems like you and your gf have a good relationship. Good on you man :)

>>36402325
X is kisses O is hugs. Mostly used by brits as far as i know

>>36402277
Var bare et spoersmaal om tid foer DANSKEN dukket opp. Bare aa dra sin vei, en vits av en nasjon, er dere.

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>>36402332
Thoth er paa din side? fanden tag dig

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>>36402339
I think i found it, if you replace x with faggot every text makes sense

Thanks anon

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>>36402373
ogsaa dig? thoth har sku faaet nogle ligesindet venner

>>36402373
>Just out of curiosity, are you british?
>X is kisses O is hugs. Mostly used by brits as far as i know
You little scientist you :^}

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>>36401220
She freaked out when I started talking about petting her pussy, haven't used tinder since

>>36402373
Yeah I am anon, and thank you haha, she's a qt
>>36402325
'x' just symbolises kisses, never realised other countries didn't do it

>>36402431
Looks like a dude

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>36402421
>>36402396
hvem fand er Thoth

>>36402431
Sjukt aa prate om a faa unger med paa tinder, hun maa virkelig begynne aa merke den biologiske klokken haha

>>36402431
Probably because that's a man.

>>36402532
>>36402486
God damn, I should start watching trap porn

>>36402487
den falske gud, gjorde sig tydeligvis venner med det falske folk

>>36401220
As a Swede I was able to translate most of it, but what the fuck is "Gleder"

>>36402600
Gleder meg = I am looking forward to

Another thing that's hard to translate from Norwegian to English is "Glad i deg" which is bascially a softcore version of saying "I love you"

>>36402622
Hyggelig != koselig?

>>36402654
Ja, mer eller mindre det samme

>>36402600
Gladjer, kan du inte ditt eget sprak? Borde vara ganska sjalvklart

>>36401474
That's cool, buddy. But from one Norwegian to another: You both type like you're 12 years old. But anyway I'm being an autist. Congratz dude.

>>36402786
We're 19 and newly found each other, shit gets cheesy real quick haha. thanks dude

>>36402923
Dude, what is your problem? This is the most cringy chat ever. En dag, naar dette er over, kommer du til aa fole deg som en idiot. Tror du en dum roastie bryr seg om deg? Hu kommer bare til aa dra paa byen, drikke et par Tubaarg ogsaa kommer hu til aa pule en eller annen fyr. Ikke si ingen advarte deg naar hun ditcher deg.

>>36403016
han ma kneppe iaf

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Her in blue, me in white

>>36403023
Knipe igjen mener du

>>36403016
Virker ikke som du har troen paa kjaerlighet

>>36403040
>spending time talking to roasties ever

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>>36403050
oregano reinfellatio

>>36403040
What's your relation to her?

>>36401220
utrolig skrivestil, en bauta

>>36403108
Ex girlfriend from when I was a teenager and still functional, she broke up with me 10 years ago and is married and has a kid now

>>36403077
Selvfolgelig har jeg ikke det. Det er jeg ikke alene om heller. Leste en artikkel i Aftenposten hvor det sto at 1/4 av norske menn ikke faar barn. Bor du i Oslo skjonner jeg ikke aassen du ikke ser det. Hver eneste dame er en overlegen roastie. Kjenner du noen damer med interesser eller meninger om noe som helst? Det gjor ikke jeg. Alle som en er de dumme som brod og ikke verdt det aa bruke tiden paa.

>>36403158
Ble kjent med mange smarte og snille jenter da jeg gikk paa Oslo Katedralskole. du burde skaffe deg en bedre omgangskrets.

>>36403196
Tuller du med meg naa? "Smarte og snille" jenter paa Katta? Aldri i livet. Naar gikk du ut?

>>36403222
Gikk ut i fjor.

Sent her a sad emoji

She responded with "college"

I said "figured as much"

fucking deppressed

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>>36403158
>dumme som brod
eg elsker norsk

>>36403222
>>36403238
Treffer ogsaa mange greie jenter i forsvaret, forresten

>>36403158
Hah, taper.

>>36403271
>forsvaret
>>out

>>36403271
>DF naar du er nestsistemann paa leiren til aa pule henne

>>36403394
Hva er galt med forsvaret?

>>36403472
normisstull

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The more I ignore her the more she seems to message me.

>>36403564
Du kan synes hva du vil, men man vokser som person. Ligger an til aa bli visekorporal og har det meget godt.

>>36403585
du far vokse litt ekstra for meg da stomperud

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>>36403571
What is even saucy shit?
Fugging?

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Not necessarily a text but it is in a similar spirit, I suppose.

...It's my mom telling me to do hw.
Oh, non-family? Then it's my crush, calling me a pathetic loser.

>I think you are cute
>Thanks
kill me

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Hot off the presses, lads. She's a bit of an airhead who doesn't really understand how conversation works.

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fufufufufufufufufufu

I mean its been a month since this happened I still don't feel like I'm wrong for not making plans t b h

just my female boss trying to schedule for finals week

>unironically talking to females your own age

ishygddt

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ive been crying over this all day i think its legitimately the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

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Honestly thought I had a chance with her. At least she said more than one word to you guys

>>36404462
NORMIE ORIGINALLY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36404462
Damn, I don't know how I'd react to that desu

>>36404789
i think i broke free i think im a normie now
it feels so good holy shit ive had a crush on this girl since i was 11

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What did she mean by this? Was she just answering the question in a playful way or did she actually mean it? I almost sperged out at her.

>>36404879
if it took her 5 days shes not interested

>>36403137
Why are you still talking to her? Did you lose your wizard powers to her?

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Girl who had a crush on me was flirting with someone else

Should I continue ghosting her, or convince her to kill herself?

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Ahahah I haven't texted or spoke to a women since last year, fucking normies here. When do I get to die friends?

>>36404462
Have you responded to her yet? How does she make you feel? Timestamp suggests she might actually be into you, thinking of you first thing in the morning. I'm happy for you anon, become human again.

>>36405269
Hold on there buddy. Robot waifus coming in 10 years, dubs confirm. Just start saving money or invest

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>>36405350
>10 years, dubs confirm
>no dubs
okay, that's it. All hope is lost

>>36405332
yeah we spent all day chatting i even got nudes
(no i wont post them)
i just wanted to show off this text cus im really fucking happy

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>>36405488
I want that happiness. I haven't had it in a long while.

>>36404942
Nah I'll let the bitch unmatch me.

>>36405332
sorry forgot to say
shes makes me feel amazing ive never had this kind of relationship with a girl shes so gorgeous she fell asleep in my arms over the weekend and i spend literally 5 hours just staring at her
like no exageration 10:30-3:30 i just looked at her and played with her hair shes fucking mezmerising

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>>36405554
Forgot photo
Original.

>>36405576
heyy, that's pretty good.
I hope you get laid. I used that app, but I'm ugly so nobody even fucking gives me a swipe for me to try with

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>>36403040
>Couldn't be one if I tried
>So try

>>36405253
Ghost her in the name of all the bullshit women have put men through doing the same shit.

>>36405544
My dad lives in Fort Wayne

>>36404854
I envy and hate you.

>getting texts from girls that are not school or work related

why are you here

>I don't wanna see you anymore

>>36405253
Well i would explain the situation as best as i can, and then sever contact.
Be professional and clear about how this sort of behavior reflects upon them as a person and that is not the type of person you would want to associate yourself with. :)

>>36401474
Kys and leave this board, norman. Don't expect special treatment because you used to be one of us. :)

This is my family's good friends daughter. I've known her since she was a baby and now she's just turned 16 she has suddenly started talking to me online about how she gets around, smokes weed and drinks and is acting like a helpless horny teen. I think she wants to fuck me lolol

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>>36407953
fuckin buggy r9k and the capcthas

>>36401220
Build wall

this is a EnGlish board

Fucking mexicans

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i hope you lads are having goods nights

>>36408083
Mexicans? Are you retarded? That's Norwegian or some other nordic language

>>36408369
Mexican, Norwegian-- it's all nigger talk

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Blotted out post was an acceptance letter, she got her major changed so she's now in my department

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>>36408898
Origiologonobo