shit the bed again

>>36399541
>dream about squeezing out a turd
>wake up
>go wipe ass
>poop

>>36399541
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical.

>>36399541
LAST NIGHT I THINK I SHIT THE BED

>Strapped down my bed
>Feet cold and eyes red.
>I'm out my head
>Am I alive, am I dead?
>Sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared won't help, brain dead
>Can't remember what they said
>God damn
>Shit the bed

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>have dream I took a shit
>self aware
>wake up
>not only pissed bed but pissed off it and onto vidya

>drunk alone
>go to get beer
>asshole wet with shit

>>36399659>>36399553
>where did i put those damn keys?
>cant breathe right now

>>36399619
>>36399659
>>36400011
Top tier song, top tier album. What do you think lads? Will they ever release another one?

>>36399659
Sounds like something off of Death Grips album