Political Compass Thread

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>>36396412

disgusting liberal. get a real ideology

Not doing 60 questions again but I'm in the center of the green box. What does that say about me?

>>36396586
>politicalcompass.org
ew

>>36396586
>real communism has never been tried
>what do you mean we can't gulag people that disagree with me
>I'm actually 13, so back off

Ok kiddo

>>36396624

Of course communism has never been achieved. This is an irrefutable fact.

Communism is a stateless, classless, and currency-less society that is achieved when the state withers away and becomes obsolete.

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Don't really know much about what this means. I thought I was much further right.

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>tfw on /pol/ for 4 years and still come out like this

Pretty right wing on immigration and left wing on corporations and welfare

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probs wrong

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Centrist by one scale, somewhat left by the other.

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>>36396586

Wow we are almost an exact mirror.

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Same as Ghandi
what did they mean by this

Didn't feel like finishing it, so yeah.

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>Took this test in high school
>Being the moral-fag teen that I was, I landed smack-bang in the middle of the Libertarian-Left
>Took it again 2 years ago.
>Result is closer to the centre on the x-axis
>Been following international politics and the US riots recently
>Thought I would be closer to the centre, possibly drifting into the right
>mfw I'm back where I started as a moral-fag teen

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>>36396412
Lefties should be shot desu

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It's so crazy that people's views on politics can even so radically different
some of those answers seemed so silly to me but there are so many people that fully believe in the complete opposite of my views

its weird dudes

This test is retarded. You have to be a corporate dick sucking neocon to be right wing according to this test. Anything else puts you with leftists and Marxists.

>>36397799
That's what being left and right is. Lefties are anti-corporation pro-worker, the right is the inverse.

>>36397906
Who would ever actually side with corporations though?

>>36397906
t. braindead Fox News watching (((neocon)))

Yes good goy, the corporations are on your side.

>>36397973
Retards who want the money corporations give out to shills.

>>36398005
/pol/ isn't for you mate. It's for people who have moved out of home and lost their virginity.

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This test seems kind of extreme especially in the way some of the questions are worded. If you're less than halfway in any direction you're likely a moderate.

>>36398032

>/pol/ is for people who have moved out of home and lost their virginity.

fucking lol dude

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>>36396412
>not posting cross tests as to counterbalance the implicit bias

It's like you don't even want to know what you really are.

>>36398092
>Because a bunch of losers from /r9k/ go there it means EVERYONE is a virgin in their mothers basement like me
Nope. You need to get the fuck out

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Who /socially right wing, economically left wing master race/ here

>>36398126
me

see >>36398118

origineel commentaar

>>36398126
here here.
see
>>36397005

origineel commentaar

>>36398157
No you're not. You're just a degenerate pothead.

>>36398126
I will never understand those people. It's like they're taking the shittiest, least liked aspects of both political sides and combining them into one shitty political opinion. Oh, that's right, it's because it's all teenage edgelords with no real-world experience

>>36398185
Oh I see. You're the opposite. You're one of those "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" drones.

Fuck off back to rebbit you stupid faggot.

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>>36398184
>implying you didn't come to that conclusion based on my political compass

>implying political campass is perfect.

I do smoke weed but I'm not a degenerate.

>>36398239
No, I'm the OP. I'm pretty centrist on economics because both sides have good points and I'm socially liberal because if you're not then why even live

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Fuck I'm lame.

>>36398184
I'm not a pothead. I just don't care if others are. See the difference? I'm so liberal I even tolerate authoritarians. Doesn't mean I'm authoritarian.

>>36398286
>Fuck I'm lame.
You didn't have to tell us. We could look at that compass. Are you a Bernout too?

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>>36396412
adolf hitler, chancellor of germany, only failure was losing WWII.

and the genocide of reportedly 6 million jewish people did not happen.

>>36398260
Yeah I was just messing with you anon. There is nothing wrong with smoking pot occasionally as long as you're not some degenerate stoner faggot. I don't smoke pot myself though. I got tired of it after a while.

>>36398272
>centrist on economics
>socially liberal
So you're a neocon. Gas yourself, Shlomo

>>36398322
>Le ebin centrist man forces an edgy opinion

>>36398322
>the distance between his dot and the center is barely longer than his micropenis
>thinks he's a fucking Hitler youth
Ok kid.

>>36398312
Not really. I was pretty gay for Ron Paul, though.

>>36397424
Is there a name/label for my stance

Inb4 faggot

>>36398393
Progressive probably. But yeah, I prefer faggot

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Purple square best square

>>36396412
Reminder that purple is the best square.

Blue, red, and green are for actual retarts. If you're in between two or more boxes, that just makes you an indecisive and inconsistant retart.

>>36398393
It's hard to say because this test is way off balance. It puts any sane, rational individual in the green along with the Bernie supporter faggots.

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Peepee poopoo oregano

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>he thinks my beliefs can be mapped on the political plane

>>36398462
But if ya white, ya dunno what it's like to be poah!
For all the literal autists with no sense of humour that threads like this attract, that was a joke, by the way

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If you can be placed anywhere on the chart then you are a bluepilled cuck.

Wake up you brainwashed sheep

Reminder that radical centrism is the only acceptable and non-degenerate political ideology

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>being a leftist
>being an authoritarian
lol @ your life

>>36398431
Purple and blue are the worst squares. Purple because you care about freedom but not about securing the necessary conditions for freedom, blue because you care social cohesion but not about securing the necessary conditions for social cohesion. Only red (utilitarian/totalitarian) or extreme green (post-capitalist post-state communist anarchism) make any sense.

>>36398462
Yeah some of the questions seemed like it tries to make one answer better than the other with the way they are worded

>>36398523
Bernie supporter here, but yeah that was probably his most retarded moment. I remember watching that debate and just thinking "shit, you just made my life that much harder".

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Here's a chart for you faggots. Enjoy.

>>36398523
>clarifying that your shitpost is a joke
>>36398589
Will both of you just go back to redbit

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>>36396412
I feel like I identify with nazism alot, but I got this on the political compass.

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who else /authoritarian right/

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>>36398707
my nigger right here, democracy gets nothing done but the government shouldn't completely control you.

>>36398702
Yeah, that's Nazism friendo

>>36398662
You can't make me fagit

>>36398662
Go write a shitty poem about it on your crappy tumblr.

>>36398545
>radical centrism
>not classical liberalism

Wew lad

>>36396412
Libertarian/Right or Wrong

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>>36396412
>>36396586
>>36397005
>>36397140
>>36397424
>>36398503

leftist cucks
>>36397109
>>36397141
>>36397740
>>36398066
>>36398286
>>36398702
>>36398707

conservicucks

>>36396781
>>36398430
>>36398564

sane

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Here is originally mine

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Oh god, what have I become
;_;

>want to block immigration
>want to ban muslims in my country
>tolerate drugs
>get put in the green zone
Top test famalam

Oh man, this thread just reminded me
Did any of you guys ever play Nationstates?
Man, that game was a blast, I'd log in everyday and make decisions and stuff. I fucking loved that game

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god bless the Trumpenreich

>>36399394
same. we need a better compass.

>>36399394
you must not understand the free market or why globalism is a bad thing

>>36399892
>you must not understand the free market
Oy vey goy, whaddaya mean you don't like being a slave to your corporate overlords? Capitalism is freedom you silly goy. Now get back to work.

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Basically free markets, republican institutions, multiparty democracy, harsh penalties for criminals, respect for privacy and a competent military.

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I took another kind of test, got more accurate results.

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Small town liberal.

>>36398032
>/pol/ isn't for you mate. It's for people who have moved out of home and lost their virginity.
Biggest lie I've ever seen on 4chan

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>>36396412
don't violate my nap pfhamm

>>36400512
Post the link faggot

Originalo

>>36400726
Wew lad, now that's some degeneracy

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Not terribly surprising, this. It's roughly where I've been as long as I can remember.

>>36398126
STRASSERIST GANG

I expected most of ROBOTS to be on the blue quadrant.
Too lazy to take the test but i buy into the whole social democracy meme as well

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NICE SPOOKS NERDSSSSS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA