This little thing is better at giving women orgasms than you

>>36396138
I'm a Cyborg from the waste down. Have you ever given a woman 200 oscillations per second?

>>36396138
Just kys and live with it

>>36396337
waist*
Sorry, obviously my brain is that of a simple human.

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>>36396138
i knew women like makeup alot but lipstick shaped dildos? cmon now

>>36396466
her finger goes harder than your ""dick""

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This little thing is better at traveling long distances than you'll ever be. How do you deal with this?

>>36396138
drawings give me better orgams than real woman ever can.

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>>36396490
>implying
im gay
originial

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This little nep is better at making men cum than women will ever be.
How do you deal with this?

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>>36396569
Do you also like trapperinos?

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>>36396821
No, im only into normal men, unfortunately that means i usually fall in love with straight dudes
>mfw im in love with a straight dude rn

>>36396528
I'm not competing for sex with it.

>>36396138
Tbh only people with no self worth even worry about these things.

>it will not replace the warm fleshy feel of your cock
>it does not pull her hair or bite the nape of her neck
>it does not even begin to emulate the feeling of your body slamming against hers
>no sweat to taste and smell
>no breathy I love yous
>nothing but a fast orgasm

And if you fap enough even you know that variety is best. Sometimes you just was a fast clinical orgasm. Other times you want the whole experience.

You got nothing to fear from these if you are both well adjusted.

>>36396938
You're not competing against dildos and vibes any more than women are competing against fleshlights.

>better
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