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MBTI thread Normie sensors welcome What do you type as anons?

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MBTI thread

Normie sensors welcome

What do you type as anons?
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Isfp - programmer
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>>36395994
ISTP- No friends, wagecuck, KHV
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>>36395994
INFJ Male. Life is very unpleasant.
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>ISTJ
>Most common among men
>Still lonely khv who can hardly relate to anyone
I was promised the normie life damn it.
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>>36396079

Me too senpai
>too emotional for thinkers
>too logical for feelers

Can you relate to this feel?

>>36396014

Do you think INFJs would be good programmers? We get really obsessive over interests and are good at abstract concepts but procrastinate far too much.
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INFP
keeping my shit together but only barely
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>>36396079
>INFJ Male

I'm sorry, bro. I can't even imagine how you must feel. I hope it gets better for you.
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>>36395994

ISTP - just fuck my life up
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GIVE ME AN INFJ GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IM GOING TO BLOW A FUCKING ORPHANAGE UP

t.entp
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>>36395994
>INFP-A
>paranoid idealistic altruist
I'm playing at the hardest difficulty.
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>ENTJ women second rarest

ENTJ gf anon is not going to be happy...
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>>36395994
test i took in the past always turned out enfp or entp. thinking/feeling is an ongoing conflict i have and i tend to fliip flop between those two quite a lot.
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>>36396235
>tfw I want INTJ gf and they are the rarest
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>>36395994
>Normie sensors welcome
Thanks senpai, ISFJ reporting in
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>>36396105
You just have to put in some effort and actually do something for yourself if you really want to have the normie life
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>>36396207
heh.
*teleports behind mbti*
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INFJ female (female) here. Its been a bad, lonely week.
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>>36396500
Mammeries or be exhiled.
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>>36396411
I've missed out on a lot but I've started doing what you just said at the end of last year.
Hopefully I'll make it one day.
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>>36396500
>INFJ female
How do you know if you're not INFP? It's too common to mistake yourself for INFJ when you're INFP
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How do I stop being fucking ISFJ?
This is literally the reason why I can't get gf
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>>36396220

Finally another fucking rcuai infp. Tell me you see the "sad bitch" persona the other ones are playing up.
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ESFP

first time on this board dont know what it is about
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>>36396637
Lurk more, faggatron

Orig
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Stop paying MBTI attention you fucking tards

Big 5 Personality Traits is more scientifically valid. I mean it's still psuedoscience but it's better than MBTI. MBTI is literally chinese fortune cookies western edition
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>>36396611
>This is literally the reason why I can't get gf
The only reason is because you have undeveloped Fe.
read about your type - http://www.typeinmind.com/sife/
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>>36396610
Is it really? How so? I just feel its correct. What are you anon?
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>>36396662

where'd you get your psychology degree at anon?
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>>36396079
>INFJ Male
>generally just do my own thing
>had to spend weeks researching my type because I'm such a special snowflake, and all the INFJs you meet on /r9k/ are depressed
Think about the advantages we INFJs have, we're the best of both worlds and can therefore do pretty much anything we set our minds to. Your personality is not a barrier to your career/life
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>>36396686
>Is it really?
Yes, those two types are the most mistyped ones.
>What are you anon?
Just a friendly anon.
You can read it here http://www.personalityhacker.com/infp-vs-infj/
or take a test
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/infj-or-infp.php
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how about sharing contacts,INFP female here
wanna talk to ISFP's and other INFP's
kik: flume3
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>>36396686

They outwardly seem very similar which is why they are mistyped often. But they infact have completely different thinking processes.

If you have the attention span for it, take this functions test and post results
http://www.celebritytypes.com/cognitive-function/test.php
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INTP

very original
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Post your type and what you think of each type

>ENFP

>INTJ
Takes a while to get to know them, but once they lower their defenses, they're really interesting people to talk to and are surprisingly loyal.

>INTP
Only met a few, I think, but they're normally easy to hang out with since they can just do anything with the right people. Hard to know, like the INTJ, but worth it because they're great people to know.

>ENTJ
Don't think I've ever really talked to one. I'd likely remember if I did.

>ENTP
Hilarious and conersational, able to chat shit about almost anything and always game for a laugh. They may be potential rapists, but they're still a lot of fun.

>INFJs
Like INTJs but easier to know and more feely once you get to know them. Easy to offend, but otherwise good people with some unique outlooks.

>INFPs
The kind of friend whose house you can just hang out at for hours. We tend to have a mutual understanding that makes communication easy. Sometimes their refusal to draw any attention ca be a burden, but their appeal is casual conversation anyway.

>Con't
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>>36396882

>ENFJ
Not sure if I've ever met one of these.

>ISTJ
Obnoxious, burdensome people who conflate their entire identities with rules, systems and organisation and therefore become personally offended if you don't abide by their arbitrary standards of droneness. They can be endearing when they're girls, but the men are usually insufferable to live with and don't even make up for it by being interesting in conversation/habits. Can hold grudges over nothing forever.

>ISFJs
Less overbearing than the ISFJ, but still prone to some of the same bullshit, including petty grudges. When they're less autistic, though, they're usually okay for short periods of time.

>ESTJ
Can be fun, can be a pain depended entirely on what their hobbies, interests and ideals are.

>ESFJ
Same as the ESTJ, but are usually the easiest SJ type to spend any time with because they're the least obsessive compulsive.

>ISTP
The ultimate friends to just kick back and kill some time with. They don't expect much from you besides being fun to be around and are game for almost anything. Probably the hardest to know, but that's okay because they typically put their best foot forward with their friends.

>ISFP
Typically have the most unique and eclectic interests among the types I've encountered, so you're always learning something new when you're with them. Can be a bit awkward and unwilling to draw attention like INFPs, but once they let loose, they really do.

>ESTP
I'm not sure I've really ever gotten to know one, but they can be loud, arrogant and insensitive ]and have very shallow egos. They can be fun, but you're always wondering if they're getting ready to throw you under the bus for pussy/money/fun.

>ESFP
Kind of like human puppies. They can't be left alone for more than a few hours before going stir-crazy. Arguably the most shallow people I've ever met, but they're very lively and have good senses of humour. They're live and let live, loyal. Would never trust one with a secret, though.
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What is the difference between INTJ and INFJ? Cognitive functions say INFJ have the function "extraverted feeling" whereas INTJs have the function "introverted feeling" yet both of them are introverted anyway.

new to this MBTI fortune cookie shit
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>INFP
>tfw not sure if I'm actually a socially retarded ENFP

Identity crisis is kicking up again lads
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>>36396751
Thanks a lot helpful anon. Lonely INFJ for me.

Really though, what is your type?
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>>36396882
>>36396907
Well I guess that makes
>ENFP
Likes to socialize and start conversations, acting all interested and sharing ideas. But this is just a facade, as they just like to feel superior by bragging through supposed insight in the content matter. Suffers from histrionic personality disorder.
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>>36396967

You were supposed to take the functions test not the INFP or INFJ one famalam.

>tfw potentially brain-related to this anon
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>>36396954
INTJs are pussies who create a facade of being unfeeling autists so no one can hurt them.

INFJs are unfeeling autists who outwardly wrap themselves up in feelings and social causes to detract from the darkness within.
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>>36397079
You seem like an SJ. Didn't mean to offend you.
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>>36397082
>>36396967

You should get a result like this friendo. If you need any help with the questions I'll be lurking, they can get very confusing.
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>>36396572
Good luck anon and keep it up
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>>36397079
>INTPs, ENTJs, ENTPs and INTJs are allowed to feel as superior as they want
>The minute a feeler even hints at a sense of superiority, someone REEEEs the fuck out

sasuga, mbti thread
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Is this accurate?

Y/Y
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can i get a fast explanation on this
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>>36396882
accurate
I'm ENTP and I've seriously considered rape several times, but the thought of jail turns me off too much.

My ENFP friends is a huge anarchist methhead. Very creative, perhaps too creative even.
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>>36395994
Infp. What girlfriend would suit me (not that i will get one)
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>>36397243
INFPs are the girlfriends. Feminine type bruh
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>>36397262
Great I just date myself. Then I don't need to talk so much.
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INTP who's also a member in Mensa. Love these ego-masturbating threads. Please bow down to me and feel inferior.

These tests are dumb though.
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>>36397283
Good luck with that

oregano
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>>36397286
And yeah, I'm supposed to say something about myself. Hate spending time with people if it's not just to smoke some weed and then go home soon after. Only person I can spend longer time with is my girlfriend.

Like to read books (not fiction, can't read fiction, I get to ADD and can't focus) and play guitar sometimes.
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>>36397237
It's always an experience when you first realise someone's an ENTP because, for me as an ENFP, it usually happens when a casual conversation about nothing that you could have with any sensor suddenly takes on a deeper subject matter and we're both firing off our ideas at one another. We practically break off from the conversation proper and end up having our own more intense one that we both feed into. ENTPs are usually a bit too radical and uncompromising with some of their beliefs, though. That's really the only obstacle.
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IENSTFPJ-AT here
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>>36397370
>try to have a conversation with an IENSTFPJ-AT
>end up being taken on a multidimensional vision quest
>live out my entire lifespan in a fantasy world, hacking through monsters and wooing princesses
>die of old age in bed, surrounded by many children and held by my loving wife
>close my eyes and enter the void
>open them to find I'm still talking to the IENSTFPJ-AT and only three seconds have passed

lol ya'll is wild
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>>36397321
Could you give some examples of those radical and uncompromising beliefs?
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>>36397370
My goal is to actually reach a state like this.
What people don't realize is that we are biological machines. We're like computers just we're more complex (for now) and our hardware is our biology. Our code is written by language, just random words that has mutated throughout history.

So you could using the right methods (self-persuasion and knowledge of psychology) rewrite your code and be able to switch between different personalities and thereby utilize different strengths when you need to.
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INFJ here. Hi everyone
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>>36397438
>switch between different personalities

People already do this all the time. You have a different identity and act differently with your mother than you do with your friends, than with a stranger.
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Atmosphere changed about yesterday
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>>36397463

Hello, INFJ! I hope you're well.
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>>36397485
The cognitive functions aren't just personality. It's how we perceive and interact with the world. You might be different on the surface, but there is always a "true" part
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Fuck normies, fuck the fucking fuck outta them
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>>36397165

Are you me?

My appreciation for this/for being as I am comes in waves but i'm currently near a maximum so i'm fine.jpg

Y did you call it 'WhatHellLooksLike' if I can ask?
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>>36397485
Yeah yeah theory of masks within sociology whatever it's called.

That's not what I'm talking about.

My mistake though I should have been more clear. I'm talking about switching about personality types, not personalities. Of course you utilize different mechanisms (strings of word patterns is what it really is) talking to different people.

What I'm talking about is a more conscious and larger change, where you by noticing patterns in language can actually change your own thought patterns and therefore assume another personality type.

From what I know no one has ever done this, but I feel it should be possible in theory.

Learning different languages and doing high doses of psychedelics would probably be a must to understand what I'm trying to say.

But to master it you without a doubt have to learn persuasion too.
Don't know if it would be mechanically possible though with our biology, maybe we have to upgrade another form first.
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>>36397531
woah take it easy man it's just a game
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INTJ here.

How do I make friends as an adult?
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>>36397528
Well these MBTI tests primarily ask how you act and present yourself, not what goes on in your head or your reasoning behind your choices.
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>>36397286
Isn't membership in Mensa paid? I did their test, got 132 and now they occasionally send me their magazine and try to make me join them

...only an idiot would do that, you failed the final step in the intelligence test
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>>36397619
Which tests did you take tho
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>>36397595
make online steam friends and then meet n fuck them irl
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>>36397595
you dont
ori
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>>36397595
Find ENxxs. They love INTJs and you can use them to network into other friends with similar interests.
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19 year old male INTP here, what is the point of anything.
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>>36397546

You're definitely INFJ senpai welcome to the most exclusive personality club.

I called it that because we can't relate to other people (rarest personality etc) so I imagine we're usually really lonely (i definitely would be if i didn't have an ENFJ chad friend).
We tend to get obsessive over interests which in my experience leads to me jumping from one hobby to another and never mastering anything.
We have 0 common sense because we mainly use Ni (i am constantly in my own head thinking about abstracts and concepts that have very limited practical use)

Maybe this is just me projecting though, can you relate at all?
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>>36397595
you know the funny thing is, all you need is just one friend from childhood in order to form a coalition and recruit/assimilate new friends easily.
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what's a good gf for an infp?
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>INTJ
>don't really talk to other people unless they ask me something
>don't want to pretend to have interest in boring normalfag things
>some people just seem to hate me from the first second they see me
>everyone thinks that I'm "strange but smart"

Do they think I'm an autist or something
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>>36397758

pls consult chart.

I think ENFJ would be best tbqh.
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>>36397546
>IN"F"Js have the lowest introverted feeling out of any functions

You people are a scam.
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>>36397758
Depends on what you want.

If you want something easy with someone who's similar to you, try an ENFP or INFJ

If you want a more challenging but rewarding relationship, go for an ENFJ or ENTJ
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>>36397821
INTJs are the thinkers that are really feelers, INFJs are the feelers that are really thinkers.

They're both good at convincing themselves otherwise.
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>>36397821
This guy >>36397097 already said it
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>>36397165
Where yall fags do this particular test
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>>36395994
INFJ
I am friendly to people, but I don't really have friends. It's not awful but sometimes I get lonely. I end up smoking weed by myself a lot.
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>>36395994

>INTJ

Robot who's just trying to adapt to normal society
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>>36397165
Help, what is this?! I'm scared anon..
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>>36397854
Agreed completely. Can't stand the INTJs when they come and think they have pure logic but are obviously extremely biased due to their own emotional connection to whatever is being discussed.

Kind regards, an INTP that wants you INTJs to just try to be a bit more humble.
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>>36397734
New anon here who is also an INFJ. I don't think I've ever been good at just one thing, but rather decent at many things.
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>>36397805
NFs seem like stuck-up cunts

that said, why is ENFJ and ISFP an ideal match? why not say INFP and ESFJ?
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>>36397546
>>36397165
Link of this test? If that's even a test
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>>36395994
ISTJ, but mental illness prevents me from being a normie and my entire fucking life feels like a contradiction.
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>>36397854
Except the thinking that INTJs use is for inventions and scientific breakthroughs like Newton whereas the thinking INFJs use is for destroying the entire unity of whole countries while looking like the good guy (and also at the expense of your family)

Down with the INFJs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ENTJ male

You introverts have it easy, imagine being an extrovert no one likes being around
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>>36397974
What he said, give us the fucking test.
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>>36398046
how about stop being an annoying fucker
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>>36398070
I'm not tho

original
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>>36398091
>extravert who people don't like
>isn't an annoying fucker

Enlighten me why people don't like you.
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>>36397415
This reminds me of the pillow episode in adventure time
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>>36397921

ENFJ or ESFJ pham, I dont know about ESFJs but ENFJs as i have mentioned earlier are friendly chads. If you've seen the normie show ''13 tapes'' the character Jeff is the most stereotypical representation of ENFJ you will find. They like to encourage other people to fulfil their potential and do better in life. They are the least extraverted of the extraverts and they care about others. The only difference is the ESFJs have introverted sensing and extraverted intuition, whereas ENFJs have introverted intuition and extraverted sensing. So go onto the part of the site that explains the functions and decide which fits you best. Good luck anon.

>>36397874

http://www.celebritytypes.com/cognitive-function/test.php

>>36397894

Lots of INFJs in this thread for some reason, anyone wanna make a discord or something?
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>>36398025
Fucking mother theresa was a ISFJ too, which is probably similar. So-called do gooders who actually fucked up the lives of many people.

I'm seeing a trend.
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>>36398122
>anyone wanna make a discord or something?
nah, its definitely not a good idea
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>>36398091
>ENTJ
>not an annoying fucker

Sorry anon but you just are. People don't like you because you're bossy, inflexible and insensitive.

>>36398025
Never forget that Hitler was an INFJ. INFJs use Fe instead of Fi, so they're not actually concerned with people and ideals like the INTJ, they're concerned with what LOOKS the most like everyone is happy and getting along, regardless of whether or not it's true.
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>>36398122
>lots of INFJs in this thread for some reason

Because it's allegedly the rarest type. Of course there's an overwhelming population of snowflakes who say they're it. Half of which probably don't fully understand the type, because MBTI is a mess.
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>>36398166
Fi (INTJ, ENFP, ISTJ, ESFP) = I love people individually and have my own ideals and beliefs that I won't impress on them but will staunchly defend.

Fe (INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ) = I love people as a collective unit and have my own ideals and beliefs that I will impress on them for my idea of the greater good.
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>>36395994
INTP
I have a 47% score as ISTP though. I thank that, I got rid of my virginity. But the INTP score is too strong and now I fell in love with a girl in one month and now I feel like shit.
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>>36398122
I wouldn't mind that if someone put one together.
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>>36398198
infj here and holy cow you're actually right
call me a loony but ending everyones life is for the better rather than have people not getting along with each other
and this is the only place i'll confess something this severe

im a nice person
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>>36398255
I agree that the test is a mess and people take it a little too seriously sometimes.

I've taken different versions of the Meyers Briggs and I've always ended up with INFJ, so I feel like it's fairly accurate.
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>>36397734
I can relate to all of them surely, but I've learned to channel thoughts and to be more content with the way stuff works out.

Concisely speaking, my solution (in hindsight) was very counter-intuitive. Everything went better after I actually got out to talk to people and to work hard (I advice physics or similar as it's conceptually Ni friendly, as far as I can tell), because in that case, I appreciate my natural preferred state of being (on my own in my dorm or on drugs elsewhere) more.

Throughout the day, I long to the moments where I'm just on my room (like now) a lot, but I can't enjoy these moments that much if I forget why I enjoy being here at all. Plus going outside creates (some) appreciatable moments.

But yeah the things you mention are bad but theyre funny too in some sense.

(As I said; -currently- I'm quite satisfied with being as I am)
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Thanks test, but I already knew that
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>>36398255
not him but same here and yet im not so sure about its reliability since I get intj sometimes
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>>36398356
Second post, srry;

What is nice is that, although the motorics are always a little weird, the thoughts and execution a little out of touch, and I think that infj's are slow starters in anything they do or pursue, but on the other hand, with a little bit of persistence, most things can be handled (one way or another) and that's not common
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>>36397676
This sounds reasonable, but the sad truth is most likely this >>36397651
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>>36398046
Normie sensors are probably legitimately scared of you because you "look mean" at them, care about your work and say "mean" aka honest things
They also take everything you say seriously, even when you think it should be obvious that you're joking
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How do I get friends outside the internet. There's this girl that I think may be my friend but doesn't really bother with me. She's also pretty unfeminine.
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>>36398301

I'll see if there's any more interest first tbqh

Care to share any INFJ specific feels here in the meantime?

Do you feel like your mind wanders very easily and you catch yourself procrastinating for far longer than you should?
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My results... I'm INTJ
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>>36397206
>ENTP

N-no
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>>36398122
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/cognitive-function/test.php

Thanks.

Extroverted intuition 72 %

Introverted intuition 92%

Extroverted sensation 62%

introverted sensation 29%

Extroverted thinking 20%

Introverted thinking 100%

Extroverted feeling 16%

Introverted feeling 49%
Come at me. Judge me bros.
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>>36398535
oh yeah, i'm INTP too
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>tfw INTP
How do I into adulthood
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>>36398569

We don't
We collect touhou merch until the day we die
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>>36398569
do nothing until you are forced to use your superior intellect to get out of the problems your inactivity created
then go back to doing nothing
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>>36398535
You talk to people. Shouldn't be too hard, you have Fe after all
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This is a notification of remembrance that intj men are great with infp women.
>>36397779
I feel like my family thinks I have a superiority complex and mocks me for it but in reality I'd love to talk to them if they just opened up to me. It'd be so fake to approach them since everytime I do I sort of let the conversation die since I have no clue what to talk about. Kind of chicken and egg, but oh well. We're awkwardly intimidating and not in a good way.
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>>36398536
I procrastinate all the time to an unhealthy point. I'll put off doing laundry until I literally have been wearing the same pair of jeans for 4 days.

I feel like I've never been able to truly be friends with anyone except my ex gf. My favorite thing to do these days is smoke weed, listen to music and think about life.
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>>36398111
I'm ugly

>>36398198
>Sorry anon but you just are. People don't like you because you're bossy, inflexible and insensitive.
No
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>>36398638
What do you think about when you think about life?
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>>36398617
>you have Fe
Fe is the less developed function in INTPs
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>>36398638

>My favorite thing to do these days is smoke weed, listen to music and think about life.

Could've been written by me friendo.

>I literally have been wearing the same pair of jeans for 4 days.

I-is 3 months without washing jeans too long? I don't go out a lot so they don't get dirty.
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>>36398723
Yes, but they are still able to appear to be friendly
Unlike TJs
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>>36398025
we need real intj leaders again
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>>36398763
I may appear to be friendly but people make fun of me all the time.
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>>36398690
Usually that I think my life is way worse than it actually is and I can make it better by just making it better. I just need to be good enough that people will want to be around me, even though it's a pipe dream.

I also feel like I don't really connect with anyone, but I want to. I don't want to squander the opportunities I've been given.
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Why don't we have Big 5 threads like >>36396662 suggested?
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>>36398729
You might want to start washing your clothes a little bit more regularly. It's a positive thing for me to have because even if everything else is shit, at least I have some clean clothes to wear. I am emotionally happier when my living space is clean and I have clean clothes.
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>>36398800
Because you're seen as legitimately weird/autistic
Try to be less "lolsorandom" or "logical" around normies. They also fucking hate if you tell them about something in great detail and with high speed, since they can't follow what you're saying and usually don't even care
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>>36398817
5 is too complex for r9k's little brains

instead we need 16
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>>36396662
>Big 5 Personality Traits
im on it gonna take soone right now
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An INFP ruined my fucked life. Go figure.

-INTP
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>>36398817
Not enough info out on the internet for the brainlets to sponge
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>>36395994

Are us INFJ males really that rare?
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>>36398868

Thats just jeans, i was shirts and stuff more regularly. (I'll wear one shirt monday, another tuesday, another wednesday etc but then repeat that the next week with the same clothes without washing and they will end up being worn 4 or so times each).

Thats not too bad right?

Like i said, 0 common sense.
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>>36398974
>Are feminine men that rare?
It seems so.
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>>36398985
If you don't really go out then I don't see a problem with it. I go to uni in AZ so every day I'm outside and I sweat through my clothes (gross) so I go through clothes quickly.
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>>36398974
Apparently some mistype as INTJ because they had to learn to be more logical in their lives
But even then you're really rare
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>>36399010

How's it feminine?
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>>36396882
ENFP: The waifu type that you also hate because they are an SJW hippy. NO EVERYBODY CAN'T JUST GET ALONG SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FIGHT REEEEEE.
INTJ: *tips fedora* *brags about superiority* *cape flaps in the wind* *speed walks into the sunset*
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>>36399043
Well from what I've read of this thread people mistype as INFJ also, due to a confusion on how the MBTI works.
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>>36398321
Someone who's always been an INTJ or INFJ here (lately INFJ as I've gotten older.)

Spot on. I can very easily understand other people's emotions and and empathize with them, but inside I have very little emotional knowledge of myself. Feel pretty dead inside most of the time -- very robotic.

I also agree about what you said. I think that humanity in general is not good and if I was given that option to destroy humanity by some alien I'd do it.

People must get along or not at all.
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Do all INTP have big penis?
My hypothesis says yes, do we have confirmation
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>>36399195
>People must get along or not at all
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>>36399077
>INFJs in general simply do not fit into traditional roles most of the time. They follow their own set of morals and beliefs, and dislike being shoved into a box. They will often push against anything that is traditional, simply because they don't enjoy not being allowed to be themselves. They also despise when other people are forced into a role that does not make them happy. INFJs believe in standing up for people, which can often make them appear different from others. They often do not fit into what society believes is "right" or "normal" and will definitely go their own way. This type of ideal can sometimes be difficult for INFJs, especially male INFJs. They do not always fit into the stereotypical image of what a man "should be" and will often have their own unique way of looking at things.
Basically Shinji from Evangelion is typical INFJ male.
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>>36399226
INTP here, can confirm I have a big penis
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>>36399234

Describes me pretty well, but I've never gotten backlash from acting this way.

Still not getting how it's feminine.
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>>36399226
I traded my big penis for my tall height
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>>36399195
You're fools. Only random events that escalate in complexity can save humanity, not your self perceived good will.
Humans will be saved by this complexity manifesting itself in technology and we becoming part of the technological matrix (now) aka machine Jesus.
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>>36398321
>>36399195
start with yourselves
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>>36399153
ENFPs are the "have to see the whole world" type, grills often seem to be tomboys who don't like normie shit. Like to literally REEEEEEE though when annoyed
Most INTJ descriptions are "muh edgy mastermind" bullshit, but they usually are the quiet serious-looking dude who just doesn't care about normie shit. Much less serious on the inside and with close friends/family
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>Si doms understand themselves but don't get anyone else
>Ni doms understand others actions/feelings but don't think about themselves much
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>>36399273
Who said anything about saving humanity? We're too fundamentally flawed for perfection. But if we can't have the basic foundation of getting along it's better for us to just go extinct and save all of the pain and suffering.

>>36399287
Nah. We're not going anywhere. Especially with the coming resurgence of fascism. We will lead you all in time, and you'll either follow or die.
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>>36399195

>Spot on. I can very easily understand other people's emotions and and empathize with them, but inside I have very little emotional knowledge of myself. Feel pretty dead inside most of the time -- very robotic.

God I fucking know this feel, it's like Persona 5's Beneath the Mask song was made for me.
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>>36399392
>we're
You won't lead anyone in your life mate, and most leaders are not INFJ.
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>>36399392
No it's not dummy. Your kind had thought like this always but things keep getting better. And within 3 decades we will become machines and reprogram our flaws, so to wish us vanish because of "suffering" (that is less than previously in human history) now that we're so close to transformation (we're like a larva in the pupation stage of becoming a butterfly) is just crazy and selfish.
The planet doesn't care about your human feels.

And fascism is not on resurgence. Sure Islam will be a problem as terror groups try to blow up civilization with home made drones and stuff in the end but we'll make it. The transcendental object at the end of time unfortunately kind of needs (random) chaos for the equation to work.
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"You're a fascist so you need to do like I think or else it's better if humans die"
Retard feeling people. You're cancer.
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INTJ male here

The world shall burn
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>>36399603
You misunderstand. We don't really have a vivid emotional life on the inside. It's the opposite: we can feel everyone's suffering. We can penetrate deep inside someone's mind and feel their emotions just by having a conversation with them.

Seeing all of this pain makes it hard to justify the way we do things. So we start to see solutions. Like Nazi Germany for example. The whole point of that was to build up the German people so that they would no longer feel shame and pain, to build a future where everyone within Germany would be able to get along and feel good about it.

It was a good plan poorly executed.
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ENTP
I'm pretty akward so I don't make many friends.
I lose most of my friends because "heated dicussions" and tantrums from my side.

i hate my life
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>all normies want to be INTP/INTJ
Fucking retards, lel
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>>36399295
So much agreement. INTJ here and I fucking hate normie bullshit. I'd prefer to spennd my time with a core group of redpilled ppl.....

Thats if I could actually talk to people....
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>>36399524
this
lets face it its too much of a risk to be a leader since it also makes a few heads turn against us no matter how carefully it is planned and infjs are very self-conscious

>>36399689
it was a bad one honestly, Hitlers major flaw was being unrealistic
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>>36399689
No, you can't feel what other people feel. You think you can, but it's an illusion. It's a misinterpretation you tend to do of your own mind and then you think it's others. It's really dumb.

Mirror neurons which is what creates this feeling of being the other is a function that has evolved so that the tribe is gonna be looked after. In a modern society these instincts to act on what we think we know is very dangerous. We can't ever execute grand solutions lile that on such a complex world - we're not evolved for it. So until you people can be more introspective and understand ypur personal flaws (and know when NOT to act) you should just sit back and take it easy. Technology is what will save all. Not some ideology or anything else like that. It's a betrayal to the mind, deceptive and a waste of time.
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>>36399734
This. They're attracted to the promise of being "le superior intellectual" *tips fedora* without realizing the descriptions are mostly bullshit to make everyone feel good and that in reality they're the most autistic types imaginable and can barely even function in normie society. Only maximum bluepilled cucks want to be INTx.
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>>36399807
>Hitlers major flaw was being unrealistic
I mean not really. It was going just fine until they decided to spread themselves too thin and bet on the U.S. not joining in. Should have honored the German-Soviet Nonaggression Pact.
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>>36399750
You sure you have Ni?
http://ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is.tumblr.com/post/134306728406/so-you-were-mistyped-as-intj-but-you-realized
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Why is there such a small amount of ISTP females? This shit is bogus.
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>>36396105

>ISTJ
>Dont really care about women
>Depressed because I know I won't be able to get an above average job.
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>>36399891
even if they won the war their victory will be almost useless and since people dont give up easily it will only result a third world war right after they got what they wanted
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>>36399689
>(((we))) penetrate deep into peoples minds

lol
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What do you guys think? What does it mean if I'm on the border for almost everything?
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>>36399881
I like the socionics descriptions because they are much more honest
Most people seem to dislike them for exactly this reason, instead of reality they want to be told that they are the best
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>>36400042
Occupation is a non-starter. But occupation is not necessary. Just the co-opting of the ruling classes. See: india.
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>>36400087
I think what he meant by that is infjs are very empathetic

>>36400198
you're balanced out and thats a good thing since you can get along with almost everyone
just be an enfj and you're set out to be a kind chad
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>>36399881
INTJs are bad enough but an autistic INTJ is a cruel joke. I would watch a reality show with mostly only INTJs just to laugh my ass off. I saw a reality show with an INTJ once and now I want more.
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>>36395994
ENTJ B O I Z
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>>36395994
Wow. Women literally have the exact opposite as me.
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>>36400227
reddit banana nigger spotted
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>ISTP female
>No irl friends
>Neet
>KHV
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>>36400307
>bullying
stop
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>>36400358
Canadian spotted
I know where you live...
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>>36400432
Reddit why haven't you left yet?
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>>36400398
I'm going to try and find the episode. Everybody needs to see what an INTJ is like in a reality show.
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>be ISTP
>keep neutral expression
>people always think I'm annoyed or angry
>put in a conscious effort to smile more
>people seem to think I'm being smug or condescending

What should I do? Seeing insecure interns or co-workers squirm and try to explain themselves because they seem to think I'm angry at them can be amusing but it's not who I am.
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>INFP 'the mediator'

I try my best to be happy and optimistic, but when I get sad it's always severe where I kinda just sleep all day and ignore everyone for a while.

I try to be a good person but I have no patience and always feel guilty if I could've been rude to someone. I'm also really bad at talking to new people even though I want to Im very quiet, awkward, and cringy. I have just some close friends my best friend is actually an INFP too.

I've always been into music, art, and literature but I suck at self expression and can't create anything but I do appreciate creativity greatly.

I feel like I'm basically just the description of an INFP so me writing about myself was probably pointless
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naked and afraid season 5 episode 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syCWUqJK3Kw
That's just a preview but the episode is hilarious. The women kept finding ways to run away from the INTJ and leave the show. They had to replace them.
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INTJ - Doctor KHV
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As expected of me.

>>36398619
>This is a notification of remembrance that intj men are great with infp women

Care to explain?
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>>36400868
>I've always been into music, art, and literature
Post your taste
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>ENFP
>Always think of things to do
>Rarely, if ever, do any of them

Nice.
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>tfw INFP male
A-at least I'm RCUAI on Big 5 and not RLUAI, r-right, guys?
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INFP here. This is fine, everything is fine.
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>>36400917
>implying an INxx would do something as stupid as be part of a retarded, embarrassing tv show
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>>36401042
>INFP and loli
I find that interesting because INFP's are pure and naive when it comes to love. They seek the same pureness and find it in loli.
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>>36398256
>I love people as a collective unit and have my own ideals and beliefs that I will impress on them for my idea of the greater good.
As a ISFJ I can't relate to this at all
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ENTP normally/INTP when depressed
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>>36401083
That's why it's so funny when one of them tries it.
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>>36400967
fuzz and loud noises
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>>36395994
>yfw your GF is INTJ
she's way more logical than most women
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>>36401084
I guess that explains everything. Really made me think there anon, thank you.
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>>36400954
Intj is boy who dreams of adventures and infp is a girl who will follow him on them.
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>>36401088
Can you imagine yourself as another person and think like them? Someone you don't know well
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>>36401152
She's probably an ISTJ.
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>>36401158
>Intj is boy who dreams of adventures
Not being able to say fuck off to that is quite infuriating.

And how do you spot these INFP woman other than on web. Any telltales?
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What if you have a personality disorder? Can you not be typed, or do some disorders occur often with certain types?

ENFP for the record.
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>tfw INTJ

ALL I WANT IS SOME FELLOW NT FRIENDS TO SHITPOST AND PLOT THE BETA UPRISING WITH. IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR!?
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>>36400967

Not him, but I love power metal. It's so fast and uplifting.
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>>36401239

Actually I have a theory that you are born with your personality type, and this predisposes you to certain disorders.

For example, both I and someone i knew both suffered the same kind of thing growing up, but she (ESFP) became a BPD turbo-slut and i (INFJ) became an AVPD reclusive loser.
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>>36401339
>but I love power metal. It's so fast and uplifting.
Are you INFP? That would be really strange.
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>>36401314
you are an entp
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>>36401163
This is kind of vague but I'll try to give an answer
I do try to think like another person does before doing/saying anything
I have my opinions of course but I'm not forcing those on anyone and I respect other people's ones (most of the time) unless I think they're completely off. If that's the case, I'll just keep my thoughts for myself unless they need to be known by others so I can avoid quarreling
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>>36400656
INTJ here and same senpai.
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>>36401222
hello I am an INFP girl they're honestly probably just the average girl no one notices. Like in school it would probably be the shy girl that sits in the back of your English class who's sweet and talks to anyone who talks to them first.
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>>36400917

He's socially retarded sure, but she's no better. All she did was bitch and nag.

>You're the man!!

So much for equality.
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>>36397283
INFP here, i'd been seeing an INFP grill for a little bit and i bailed because she was too much sensitivity and cheese to fucking handle, and I thought i was into that shit
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Does anyone have that pic that shows which types are compatible with each other and can tell me if it's legit?
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>>36401380
N-no... My introversion is way too high for that.
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>>36401366
I haven't found any relation between one's type and his taste in music through my casual observation desu

I'm an INTP and I like (among other things) Nasenbluten
does this sound like "intellectual" music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRy0ji-rDb4
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>>36400656
>can be amusing but it's not who I am.
liar, you enjoy it
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>>36401493
>>36397805
it was already posted in the thread
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>>36401401
>girl
pff

What you describe looks to much of a doormat. I don't see how that would be interesting enough to invest in for a relationship.
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>>36401347
Seeing as peoples' types change over time, don't completely agree.
Everyone's unique and can be fit into a bunch of types depending on the moment. Whatever's more prominent at a time differs.

Dunno, maybe you're born with a predisposition to a few types, and also disorders.

I have BPD too, with antisocial/schizotypal quirks, and pretty much have been since I can remember. Always have been a disproportionate asshole. If I think back on the things that might have molded me, trauma and whatever, I pretty much always overreacted and can't call them trauma with a straight face.
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>>36397805
>istp with estj
Fake and gay.
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>>36401543
me and my best friend are both infp's, I based the description on us idk if that's how they generally are or if that's just us
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>>36401541
>>36401493

Chart poster here. I can definitely confirm that the INFJ - ENFJ pairing is correct, as is the ESFP - ISFJ.

What's your type anon?
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>>36401222
Basically what >>36401401 said. It's kind of a catch 22 since they're the quite unnoticed type that you meet by being friends with them. The best way is to befriend their friends but I'm sure you could approach some and they'd be receptive.
>Not being able to say fuck off to that is quite infuriating.
Yeah it can be a bitch at times and outright downer at others, but I don't know how other people can function without having their head in the clouds while eyeing the stars.
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>>36401541
I was thinking of another one but I just saw the one you mentioned and it's even better, thanks
>>36401622
ISFJ if you're asking me, but I'm not into anyone at the moment
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I didn't realize I was this much of a sensie

Embrace it, I guess
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>>36397421
Objectivist anarchism.

t.ENTP
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>>36401576

I wasn't suggested all BPDs were sluts anon sorry if that came across wrong.
I disagree with you though, this isn't about ''16 personality types'' - its about the cognitive function that you use as your primary function for interacting with the world (jungs cognitive function theory is a lot more accepted than MBTI, which isnt really accepted at all by psychs)

For example, i use introverted intuition primarily, so i spend all my time in my own head, thinking about ideas. So as a result of abuse or whatever the logical defence mechanism would use this function and make me retreat further into my head for safety. I also have extraverted feeling as my secondary function, so obviously i care about other peoples thoughts/emotions a lot which i think translates to the hyper-self conciousness.

Again though, just a personal theory of mine.
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What's Introverted Feeling like? I understand Extroverted Feeling, but how's the other one any different?
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>>36401702

I think you'd be best with an ESFP.

If i have this right, you enjoy life/experiences/experiencing things (food/sex/drugs/exciting things) but youre too introverted to actually do them.

So an ESFP type would bring you out of your shell and ''force'' you to experience these things, for which you will be greatful.

Am i close anon?
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>>36401811
I often feel like I need someone like that actually, yes
I am fine in my comfort zone but I know I'm missing out on a lot of things in life by never doing anything and I would really like to experience new things with someone (hell even going to a restaurant would be something new to me)
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>>36395994
ISTJs are the most common but there's only like 5 on this entire board.
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>>36401366

Yeah I'm INFP. What's so strange about it? I like things that cheer me up.
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>>36401380
INTJ-kun stop using displacement.
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>>36401760
People who use Fe are hyper aware of others' feelings
People who use Fi are hyper aware of how others make them feel
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Infj male reporting in

Ask me anything
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>>36402379
not as much as a snowflake as you thinkkkkkk
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>>36400656
Holy shit, this. It makes me feel like a complete asshole when people seem to think they're annoying me. I tell them it's fine but I know they don't believe me.
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>>36401034

Why are you cutesy posting? Stop larping just because you found out your type holy god you fucking embarressment.
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>>36402412
I had no idea I was a snowflake until this thread
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>>36402440
how the fuck is it larp if he's fucking posting it
do you know what "larp" is
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>>36402215
Interesting. Where'd you find this one? Do you have any others for the other types?
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>>36402467

Live action roleplaying which absolutely can be done online because you're posing as a character while typing, which is an action dipshit
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ENFP here. How do I get people to take me seriously and not just a wacky jokester dude?
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>>36402379
How often do you think about suicide?

Is this question original?
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>>36402215
Have a sauce for pic related anon?
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>ESTP
I feel so alone in this thread
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>>36402295
Thank you anon for explaining
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>>36402472
It has nothing to do with types. He just took displacement explanation from some website and slapped the into coping mechanism text on top of it in paint.
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>>36402525
Being a failed chad must be suffering.
You can still become chad if you try hard enough anon.
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Mine seems to change every time I do it. I flip flop by a few points between I/E and J/P.

I was ENTJ six years ago in college.

>active social life, lots of parties, gigs, drugs and drinking
>had a very overt sense of humour
>had a string of one-night stands with different grills
>read a lot, had a few very deep, narrow interests

I was INTJ three years ago in university.

>almost no social life, a severe dislike of most of my academic peers
>started questioning a lot of life and society, became very cynical and withdrawn
>in a long-term relationship with someone I came to despise, very active sex life but lost interest over time
>watched a lot of blockbusters and played a lot of vidya, still reading a lot but mostly in a few narrow genres
>started paying attention to politics, the news, and forming my own opinions

I was an INTP when doing the test five minutes ago.

>good social life, no drugs but plenty of nights out with work colleagues and a few close friends
>much more 'chatty' than I have ever been, in part due to being in an office environment all day
>very politically minded, essentially full /pol/ mode now minus some of the more retarded shit
>watch a lot of art films and read a lot of social and psychological studies, barely into vidya and haven't read a fiction book in at least a year
>interests and general knowledge now very broad, appreciate a lot of things I previously ignored
>still very cynical about most things, however I now find humour in the absurd
>essentially been celibate for two years, aside from a drunken escapade with a work colleague a few weeks back

Is changing psychological states a common thing?
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>>36402573
Yes. That's why MBTI is bullshit as a personality diagnostic. It's basically horoscopes.
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>>36396079
I know this fucking feel
>>36396122
>We get really obsessive over interests and are good at abstract concepts but procrastinate far too much
Its not fair
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>>36402215

That fifth one made me kek
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>>36402498
Do you take yourself seriously?
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>>36402500
When I was younger not not-often

Since becoming an adult only as a side effect of ssri
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>>36397805
These charts are the dumbest. Anyone even letting this information register on their mind is doing themselves a huge disservice.

These tests are a bit shitty to begin with, and to then do matching charts? No, just suck ass.
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>>36395994
Intp - male - college student. I wish socializing would only disturb me as much as it interests me.
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>>36395994
ISTPs are normies?
I thought we were in competition for being one of the more robotic types.
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>>36395994
Myers-Briggs test is bullshit
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>>36403168
they're the most robot normie type
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>>36398487
I have been told I look mean, how do I fix this
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>>36403250
Thats some juxtaposition right there.

I can see why N types are probably generally considered more 'robot' being that they tend to be more detached from reality but is that the measurement for robotness? I feel as though a more fitting measurement would be introversion and social failure.

Of course, its all semantic.
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>>36403328
Smile a bit more when looking at them, but not like an autist/serial killer
Talk a bit about boring normie shit with them, then they will realize that you're not someone evil
Don't tell them ironic/sarcastic jokes, they cant handle shit like that
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>>36403413
yes

IN are going to dominate robot kind.
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I/ENTJ

im an asshole, but im a nice gentleman.
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INTP
I am autistic
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>>36400656
>>36401389
>>36401523
>>36402417
This is actually one of the few things that works out better for men than for women. For females having a "bitchface" is never attractive, while many women like scowly men.
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>>36396882
>surprisingly loyal.
>INTJ
what's your planet called again ?
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>>36403738
You've probably never known a Ni dom well
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>>36397595
You seriously don't realize how good you are at making friends.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/ try this and post results (they also have a YT channel)
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>>36396882
>>36396907
>ISTP

>All the types which arent ISTP
Which one is this again? I always get them confused.

I feel a little bad that i dont know anything about the other types. I suppose it doesnt help that about 4 people in real life actually even know my name so i dont exactly have many acquaintances to base the other types on.
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>>36398569
>marry ESFJ
>they'll take care of it
done
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>>36403795
I know several Ni users, not just Ni-doms. How exactly does Ni make them loyal ?
Ni users can be users but that's because they're a loyal person, or they specifically like/love you. INTJs can be less reliable than even the worst ESTPs, especially when they're overwhelmed by their insecurities, which can happen easily. If a function can possibly correlate with loyalty it's Si, and even then it's not always a good thing.
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make ISFP friends
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>>36402608
That's called being a lazy cunt you normie fuvk
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ISTJ here
not a normie
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>>36398615
this is fucking me my sides
>>36398603
let's make a merch company
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What does this test really show me
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>>36404164
You have no idea what you're actually like.

Or extremely enlightened, and developed.
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ESFJ or ESFP, which one is worse?
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intj female
spend most of my time by myself but do have some really wonderful friends
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>>36403413
THIS IMAGE ALWAYS BUGS ME SO FUCKING MUCH BECAUSE ESTJ ISN'T ON THERE
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>36404124
Theres nothing normie about dropping out of high school to become a neet with no friends and currently mid 20s
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What are some good methods for getting INTPs less autistic and more socially involved?
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>>36404395
What do you usually talk about with your friends?
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>>36404498
Spend more time actually talking to normal people in real life
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>>36404395
Why arent there more of you ;_:
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ISTP - antisocial as a motherfucker with ADHD
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>>36404491
it's ok anon, i'm gonna drop out of uni
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>>36404533
Uh, how about something that doesn't involve making an effort.
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>>36404498
I'm a social wizard when I absolutely have to. Normies love us, we're basically gods
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>>36404562
Talk to people over skype?
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>>36404498
Are you the INTP in question?

I would like if people actually invited me to events but wouldn't bother me too much while I'm there
I can entertain you, but don't force me into pointless shit

Otherwise you are fucked unless you can pretend to be normie long enought to find people you want to spent time with
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ENFP master race reporting in. I love little girls so much.
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>>36404622
pretending to be a normie is painful but necessary sometimes, it could be worth it
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What the fuck does this mean? I'm stupid
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>>36402845
no i do not. only if im asked to.
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>>36404501
i'm an undergrad right now and most of my friends are also in college so we discuss our studies a lot (anything from schedules to ideas about assignments to just bitching about college.)
but we also discuss our childhoods, our fears, things we seek to improve in our lives, and information about our hobbies. stuff like that
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>>36404661
its ok if it fails
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INTJ Ubermensch female. Worship me you plebs.
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>>36404622
Yeah, I'm the INTP

Thing is that I live on campus with 500 others, most of whom are normie as fuck, and while i'm on good speaking terms with most of the people in my year level I don't really have people I do things with or talk to unless necessary (studying or whatever). Also when there's events where everyone gets absolutely blackout drunk I don't get any action when everyone around me is so I'm doing something wrong. Fairly facially aesthetic and I can talk to people fine but I just don't get out enough to have social market value I guess
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>>36404686
Sounds like you're an ISTJ/ISFJ
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>>36404693
>Worship me you plebs.
No
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>>36404720
Also, I know this sounds shallow as shit going out looking for hookups (I don't look desperate like some others but even so) but it's something I want to do at least once before I graduate
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>>36404693
you will never contain meeeeeeee
Ti is better than Niiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>36404765
Ni + Te > Ti + Ne
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>>36396500
Same, here except I'm male. Life is super confusing. Have a girlfriend and she is just ESFP. It's super hard for me to talk to her, because she thinks I'm an "arrogant asshole". Whatever, been going out for 2 and a half years now
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>>36404742
it's possible, but i've taken the test in multiple instances at different times and gotten INTJ
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>>36404822
Absolutely

origigigi
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>>36397318
Holy shit lol, this is the first time I've ever went on this board and I've already found people like me. I love this so much.
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>>36404720
I understand your struggles for I also live them

I guess you have to be more active in inviting yourself to events, even if it feels to you like you are obnoxious. I don't know
You'll have to drink more if you want to offset your natural autism, also "things I have to do before I graduate" turn out to be not really that big of a deal when you actually graduate

There is no solution - you will have to suppress your natural instincts
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>>36404866
The tests don't mean anything, really
Here's what actual INTJs/INFJs are like, you probably wouldn't want to be one
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>>36404983
Reddit stop shilling your shitty posts.
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I look at such threads and all I see is tulpamancer tier posts, and that is not a compliment. maybe you fags should make a tulpa for yourselves to stroke your egos with each other instead of shitting up the board.
t. isfp
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>>36404693
I already do

Onigiri
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>>36405098
>self-induced schizophrenia
That's one of the things that I'm sure are retarded
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>>36405098
You're not nice, man

t. ISFP
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>>36404849
>Has a gf
>Infj male
>>>Esfp female
Oh I see
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>>36405130
no, that wouldnt be schizophrenia since that hell of a mental illness includes depression in the package, making a tulpa does not mean inducing depression on yourself unless you are making one specifically for that.
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Okay now what does this mean
Still retarded
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>>36405223
It means you see sensors as shallow normies

basically >tfw too intelligent
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>>36401034
I'm infp and rluen lol
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>>36405223
"I believe that people who dont think about their actions as much as I do are shallow"
Also celebritytypes is fucking cancer.
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>>36405223
gotta break it down
>I have it in me
>to see people
>who are not as introspective as I am
>as superficial [people]
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>>36405135
/r9k/* is not nice senpai, we shit talk on roaches everyday but in the end we are fapping to lesbian porn or to 2d that resembles roaches. we should be better than that.
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>>36405316
we can still be nice to one another.
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>get INFP on the 16 personalities test
>get "You are most likely INTP or ISTP" on celebrity types
WHO AM I
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>>36400656
there's nothing you can do, fellow istp

im supposed to smile at work, so i forced a smile at this one black lady. she threatened to jump over the counter and beat my ass for doing so

my coworker had to explain to her that it was 'how he actually smiled' (or rather, the expression i default to when i try to 'smile')
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>>36405383
>2/3 are N
>2/3 are T
You're INTP, welcome to the crew
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Name a worse combo than male INFP. You literally can't. Women despise us. I fucking hate playing life on hard mode. I've been contemplating ending it a lot lately but I can't get over my family being sad if I do it.
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>>36396207
ENTP with ISFJ Anon here. Opposites attract. Talk to the shy ones, ask for their opinions on things. That triggers what I call the "Senpai noticed me" affect. They think nobody gives a shit about their thoughts feelings and opinions, so if you do give a shit, they'll become very attached to you.
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>>36405533
With an ISFJ gf.
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>>36396882

>INTJ
>Takes a while to get to know them, but once they lower their defenses, they're really interesting people to talk to and are surprisingly loyal.

This is exactly what I think about myself. However, I frequently fall into INTP when taking tests.
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>>36405486
Male infj

Im alone in my 20s since ever while my teenager teenager infp met his attractive girlfriend on r9k
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>>36397321
That's the difference the T makes. We, the ENTPs are uncompromising rationalists. We act out our logical conclusions. Which is why everyone likes to label as us as Sociopaths, but we take feelings in to our conclusions.
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Is ESFJ the dream pair for an INTP marriage/relationship-wise?
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>>36405710
ESFJs are boring as fuck. I don't know about other INTPs, but I would only be in a relationship with someone who could basically understand the way I think.
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>tfw no ENTJ gf


>>36396235

I already knew this, it does make me a very sad man
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>>36405776
>tfw no entj bf
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>>36405855
Are you male (female)((male))?
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>>36405710
I know an ESFJ girl. She cannot tolerate anyone acting "weird" or being contemplative. She also has a lot of shitty opinions which she does not care to discuss or justify ever, which she forces onto everybody. Honestly a terrible match for INTPs.
>>
male, INFP, RLUAN
>Choose your difficulty:
>Everyone gameshark's but you
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>>36397243

Unironically xNTJ. You gotta keep your spaghetti contained though and dont act too feelsy when its not the time for it.
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Ok boys what are my chances for love if Im the rarest male mbti and the rarest mbti for females is like the greatest thing to me

Ps specifici intj female if you ever read thsi dont judge me for this pathetic psot im seriously worreid about my nonexistant love lfie right now
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>>36405907
>male(female)((male))
Wut
Also I'm >>36405383
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>>36398198

Not only Hitler

Osama bin Laden, Mohammed Atta (9/11 bomber), Ruhollah Khomeini (dictator of Islamist Iran) were all INFJs

Dont be fooled by their exterior, INFJs are evil as fuck
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>>36406284
None of them did anything wrong.
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>>36406325

Achmed detected
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INFJ: nice on the outside evil on the inside
INTJ: autism on the outside INFP on the inside
ISTP: autism on the inside chad on the outside
INTP: autism on the outside autism on the inside
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>>36406236
Are you mentally ill and actively aware of it?
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Question for ISFPs

How private are you?
Do you share your life or thoughts with others easily?

in my case
>don't like taking pictures unless I'm messing around with a camera and usually just take photos of myself making funny faces that I store and never show to anyone
>don't feel the slightest urge to share anything on social media
>spend a week drawing something to shove it inside a folder and not show it to anyone else
>expert at deflecting personal questions
I've been wondering if this is normal behavior or if I'm just unhealthy and overly private.
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>>36406446
You mean a tranny? No I have bagina
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>>36406614
Then get out of my sight.
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>>36406614

Why do you want an ENTJ bf, are you submissive
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>>36406670
But anon, you cenot see through computer screen
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>>36406614
Male entj here. Tell me why you want one of us? Are you prepared to do what it takes to take your life to the next level?
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>>36396882
INTP here

>INTJ
I respect them a lot. I enjoy hearing what they have to say, but I think being close friends with one could be maddening.

>INTP
Total bros, my favorite type to spend time with if we share some interests.

>ENTJ
Never boring. They're really intense holy shit but INTPs handle it better than most.

>ENTP
I like them. They're funny and easy to be around.

>INFJs
They're great, and overall my favorite people to debate with. Kind and always have interesting ideas, even if we don't see eye to eye.

>INFPs
I'm drawn to them. They're cool, but can be irritating because their flaws are all too familiar, and they suffer for no good reason. They also tend to talk about deep feelings continuously, which exhausts me. Still, fun and impossible to stay mad at.

>ENFPs
I love their individualism and the fact that they tolerate my autism. They're like children in a way that is sometimes endearing and sometimes annoying.

>ENFJs
They project all the fucking time.

>Con't
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>>36407207

>ISTJs
If they are in a position of authority I generally hate them.

>ISFJs
They are nice, but quite boring.

>ESTJs
Awful

>ESFJs
Annoying, but I can at least get behind their inclusive, people-loving attitude.

>ISTPs
They seem cool, but when we meet in real life we're always on a different wavelength. I kind of like them but find them hard to read.

>ISFPs
They are boring and sometimes too ingratiating.

>ESTPs
Everyone likes them. They're fucking narcissists and can't into deeper thinking but fun to banter with.

>ESFP
I don't hate them, but conversation is impossible.
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>>36398881
how do I stop being weird? The worst part is how girls at my school are so brainwashed by feminism every fucking time you try to interact with them they feel as if they're being raped or menaced.
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>>36407551
Actually rape them so they'll be able to tell the difference.
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>>36407207
>INFJ
thanks man
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>INTJ
How much do you guys hate me?
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>>36399750
>>36399942
I dont think he does.
Me being INTJ, I would hate this fag.
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>>36407626
Pretty legit as long as you keep off the edgy neckbeard side of INTJ desu
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>>36405486
The key is finding someone you have a lot to offer to. Some women will be really impressed with your sincerity once they crack your shell.

t. INFP
>>
>be enfp
>have estj roommate who constantly judges me and doesn't get my sense of humor

I like the guy but god damn, it can be frustrating sometimes. How do I remove the stick from his ass?
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>>36396882
>ENTJ

>ISTJ
They're okay I guess. Women can be really cool too. Males not so much? They don't like fixing their shit despite whining about it on the inside and the outside. And they have this face (:|) all the time

>ISTP
Super chill. Can be annoyingly antagonistic though and a little bit edgy. Very sensitive too which others might overlook

>ISFJ
50/50. I like that they're willing to help every once in a while. But like learn how to stand for yourself and be less autistic.

>ISFP
I've only met like two of them but they were great. Can be intolerant towards anything affecting their feelings however. Would definitely date them

>ESTJ
Hilarious. I love arguing with them because they get louder and louder and make up layers of nitpicks.

>ESTP
Total bros. but chill it with the low temper sociopath

>ESFJ
Never met an ESFJ I didn't have a clash with. Fuck off and die. Stop being fake

>ESFP
Braindead and whores. They have potential but never realize it. Nobody gives a shit about you btw.

TO BE CONTINUED
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>>36404693
Please post face I'm a lonely intj
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>>36404693
I will worship you if you just post pics pls
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>>36408551
>INFJ
Elliot Rodger here. I have one as sister and I can confirm. Be afraid. I legit never know when she decides to chop my balls off. Despite that, they're probably one of the types with best power level. Can be a pain in the ass if they want to. Can banter and schmooze their Ni but once they get touchy they turn insufferable. Needs to be self aware when trying to attack others too.

>INFP
I haven't met many but most of them were either mentally ill or too lame. I guess they're good for sucking though?

>ENFJ
Bros. quit the notmie act though, I can always tell when you're pulling it off. Also, learn that we need some time to be introspective.

>ENFP
I like how sincere they are. You can sperg out or do something incredibly disgusting and they will look at you with a concerned face. Should be more preoccupied with their future too. And their normie pandering.

>INTJ
I loooooooove them. The 8 o's kind of love. Even if they let their autismo overcome everything else to the point they become insecure edgelords. Can be a real pain if they are not feeling well when hanging out and may respond to something you told them months ago.

>INTP
Underrated. Can be annoyingly arrogant and stubborn though.

>ENTP
Like them. I feel bad for them most of the times but I don't think I should considering how careless they are with everyone. Overrated type though

>ENTJ
Other than a few teachers and two or three girls I haven't met any of my own kind. But the normie ones can be cringe inducing. The women take themselves way too seriously. Deep down I know you're a fucking psychotic dork with autistic interests. No need for any formalities.
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>>36408841
*forgot to add some context on enfps. They look at you with concern and ask if everything is okay
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>>36408841
>ENTP
>overrated

Why do you say that? I only ever see people calling them shitposters and sociopaths.
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>>36396411
Asking /r9k/ to put in grit and effort is a hell of a request
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>>36408973
Because everyone loves them despite them not giving a fuck about you. Everyone circlejerks when there's an ENTP present

Also, online they're the ones who get the most praise. They're also apparently the only funny ones despite other types being funnier
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>>36409102
What are the funniest types?
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>>36397911
kingu kurimson
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>taking mbti seriously
Lmfao famalams. The results don't even take into account learned behavior or mental illnesses. Even if the test were true none of you faggots would be xntx anything. You all sit around and wallow in despair while talking and arguing like retards about tfw no gf or other useless topics.

The fucking nerve of some of you faggots unironically thinking you can type others when your so autistic you can't even make friends or socialize properly.
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>>36409191
>ESTP
>ENTJ
>ENFP
>INTP
>INFJ
>ESTJ
>>
INTJ /-/
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>>36409262
the truth, right here

famalamorig
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>>36409262
>implying mbti isn't a collection of mental illnesses disguised as four lettered classes
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>>36395994
ENFP Female. I love being alive.
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>>36409349
>ESTP
True.

>ENTJ
Literally only cabable of normie tier """"sarcasm""" or just run of the mill plebbit tier humor they didnt think of themselves.

>ENFP
Le so wacky and randum isn't funny

>INTP
They are funny on occasion, like they will randomly say something fucking hilarious then won't be funny for the rest of the day.

>infj
>"haha guys im like suicidal, haha its a joke guys for real, haha im depressed"

>ESTJ
Just chad versions of normies, instead of """"sarcasm"""" they literally just put others down as a """joke"""
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>>36409262
Basically this. Use the Big 5 or possibly mmpi if you want a real test. Also get a real psychiatrist to do the testing and results for you. Not some random website. Even if you study the functions like mbti autists tell you to, its still hot garbage that definitions could literally sound like almost anyone.

I mean sure you can tell if your an emotional faggot or not but ni vs ne or ti vs ne is fucking retarded; the definitions are full of buzzwords or pseudo intellectual descriptions and it becomes obvious most people use both functions.
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>>36409717
>Literally only cabable of normie tier """"sarcasm""" or just run of the mill plebbit tier humor they didnt think of themselves.

Sure about that?

>Le so wacky and randum isn't funny
You're thinking of ENTPs

>They are funny on occasion, like they will randomly say something fucking hilarious then won't be funny for the rest of the day.
Quality over quantity.

>>"haha guys im like suicidal, haha its a joke guys for real, haha im depressed"
That's INFPs

>Just chad versions of normies, instead of """"sarcasm"""" they literally just put others down as a """joke"""

That's what is so funny though. Not to say the way they argue

I think you should ask for context next time because all I'm seeing is memes
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>>36409810
The fuck nigga, it's not that hard to determine if you rely on inductive or deductive reasoning. If you think the functions apply to everyone you don't understand them.
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>>36409810
>le big 5 meme
They're even more horoscope-like you fucking retard
>>
Any other INFPs here that literally don't get offended by anything?
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>>36409869
For some people it is.
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>>36409936
hey, hi nice to meet ya
>>
>>36409936

Sometimes I wonder why I don't get outraged like other people do about things. I wonder if I like a moral compass. I just can't bring myself to get offended about things that other people do. I don't give a shit.
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>CTRL F
>ISTJ
>12 results
>Only 4 are robots declaring their type
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>>36409936
INFP/ISFP never get angry unless you cross the line then you're fucked

tell me do you let a lot of shit slide that would make other people start fighting back pretty easily simply because you don't really feel it was personal at all? Like "whoa this guy said words shit I'm gonna get this fucker killed"

I think that the only thing that would make me snap is witnessing animal abuse. Aside from that you can call me anything you want and I'll shrug it off.
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>>36409936
I am fucking sick of the other types trying to get me on side with their petty bullshit. I feel like I'm making enemies just by being seen listening to these people running their mouths.
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>>36409869
Most people use both you fucking autist and most descriptions are alot more than just deductive vs inductive
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>>36410050
I'm here for you, brother.

Despite being the most "common" in that bullshit piechart, ISTJ 's seem pretty rare.
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>>36409926
More horoscope than fucking mbti where you get cute little descriptions of your personality.

The bug five uses percentages and the results are actually replicatable. Not to mention behaviour is actually predicable based off the results where as mbti cant. This isnt even accounting for the fact anyone with actaul education who has spent as much time as you have crying about tfw no gf studying the human mind state that mbti is 100% horse shit and the big five is better by a mile.
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>>36409843
>doesnt even try to state that entjs do any differently

Entps are random only if you arent smart enough to keep up with the jumps in logical thought they have. They connect different ideas to each other easily and if you think its rabdom its because you are too stupid to keep up

Being the most funny would state tou would have to be funnier more than once or twice a day and in quality istp's are even better than intps

No thts both intjs and infps except infps also will at least admit they are actually depressed or stressed out

>haha guys you are more socially awkward than me and have less sex so funny amirite
yea dude estjs are hilaaaarious
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>>36410403
Both infj and infp*****
>>
How can I tell if I am INTP or ENTP?
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>>36410168
Ti: fitting real world information into existing internal models and frameworks

Te: logic that's based directly on real world facts, organization

Ni: looking at many ideas and coming to one conclusion, look at the future in a linear way

Ne: looking at all the possibilities, then eliminating the impossible ones with Ti to find the truth. See the future as branches of potential outcomes

Which other functions do you find confusing?
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ISTJ with OCD, depression, and anxiety.

currently unemployed and mental state rapidly worsening.
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what can I do as an ESTP to better my life if I can't go outside or form relationships?
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>>36410403
>>36409843
If ENFPs aren't le random funny meme boys then how would you describe their humor?
Also
>estjs
>humor

Really makes you think
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>>36410403
I don't know about others but I usually push the limits when it comes to humor.

>Entps are random only if you arent smart enough to keep up with the jumps in logical thought they have. They connect different ideas to each other easily and if you think its rabdom its because you are too stupid to keep up

Nah. They're too sporadic and too predictable. It's usually connected with something sure but it's not always accurate hence why it comes off as random.
ISTPs can be really funny sure but most of the time it's their edgy selves that are humorous.

Won't even bother with the rest because it's unintelligible bullshit. It seems like I hurt your feefees whilst you were in the middle of having a brain aneurysm. Does it bother you so much that I don't find your shit funny.
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>>36410594
NeTi makes me feel bad at mathematical proofs, because it's pretty much just throw shit at the wall tl one sticks.
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>>36410467
Do you need to retreat to your autism cave after a lot of socializing? If so, you're an INTP.

>>36410652
Git gud at some hobby. ESTPs usually have good memories so maybe become knowledgeable in some field. But

>the definitive sports bro competitive Chad type
>can't go outside or form relationships
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>>36410813
failed estp here
it's more of a health thing rn
i'd like to go out if i could it's just out of my hands at this point
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>>36410813
>Do you need to retreat to your autism cave after a lot of socializing?
meh not really, usually I prefer to hang w/ my gf, but we are quiet. ya dig?
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>>36395994
INTJ
Student
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>>36410897

>my gf

You're not an INTP. Also reeee, etc.
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>>36410897
Get out

REEEEEEEEEEEE also im original
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>>36410897
>>36410955
>>36410983
I'm INTP but also have had 2 girlfriends and had sex with the second one for about 100 times.

I also have a 47% ISTP result. What gives?
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>>36411030
>had 2 girlfriends
DOUBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36395994
INFJ and male, though given the sheer number of us in this thread I suspect the online tests are pumping out far more INFJ results than they should. The 'I' and the 'J' are definitely right at least
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>>36406547
ISTP.

This is one of those rare moments I post, if that means anything.
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What's with INTJs being way more organised than INTPs?
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>>36411710
INTJs use extroverted thinking which deals with real world activities. INTPs have little awareness of time or space because they only care about muh theories. Si is also not that useful for organization because if nothing changes in their environment then they don't pay attention to it, so they always forget where they put shit.
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>>36411710
INTJs are below average for that, but they know what important shit they must not miss
INTPs can just say "fuck it" to literally everything, and often even get away with it
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ENTP male here. No, I don't want to rape anyone, besides even if I did take someone forcefully, they'd enjoy it because I'm attractive and not an autist.

I'm also an asshole, which is lucky because all the introverted girls you guys fap over get wet when I tease them

nah but seriously i'm really eccentric, hilarious, incredibly spontaneous, closeted narcissistic, creative and i'm probably borderline

gib me gf plz
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INTJ's produce good art but as a trade-off seem to have boundless insecurities and the accompanying need to put others down and big themselves up..
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>>36412934
Why must you lie?
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>>36412934
I am like this but female entp, the traits give me nothing but trouble, it's not a good look for a vageen.
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>>36409262

irony aside, someone on their own is not able to truly determine their own accurate designation of personality beyond MBTI method of predictions without another individual who is capable of reading them and acting as an impersonal medium, an observer, or critic if you will

it does not account the very broad world of people who suffer from detrimental illnesses of mental health that may be pathological liars or escapists for instance, and will not have integrity with others or themselves to communicate their own faults and will instead invent their own personality that's nothing more than an illusory facade

this is just but one reason why i don't think MBTI will ever accurately predict the actions of an individual as they may spontaneously break free of this 'predicted behavior' from some provocation or another, or might experience something so traumatic it alters their personality entirely because of how receptive they are to that sensory experience

MBTI while a great predictor of daily behavior is really just limited to that and nothing more, in-depth psychology and other sciences of human behavior fill in the rest of the blanks
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>>36412934
>girls get wet over
>no gf
You fucking retard
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>>36412605
>INTPs can just say "fuck it" to literally everything, and often even get away with it
This is true
>mfw I'm INTP
>stole $400 over the course of two months from work, got caught, no other trouble from my boss other than i have to pay it back
>show up to work up to an hour late, no fucks given from anybody
Then again the store i work at as an average turnover rate of about a fucking week so my boss takes what she can get.
And for my next trick im hoping to shake my felony charge.
Or commit suicide before they stick me in prison.
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>>36411030
Another INTP/ISTP here
Only had one gf but it lasted 5 years
Havent been with a woman since
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>>36412605
>INTPs can just say "fuck it" to literally everything, and often even get away with it

what did he mean by this?
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>>36395994
INTJ Male

I'm a directionless neet who always aims for the path of least resistence, yet despite this and being an autist I have a qt long distance gf
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MBTI threads were a mistake

I still remember that guy who was so far up his ass he said thinkers didnt know morality and the only ones who really knew morality were feelers

thats the kind of people who give intuitives a bad name with that whole "intutives le useless theories" meme
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>>36413221
Aw that's nice, how'd you get to know her?
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>>36413258
I met her on an imageboard

I'm too autistic to seek females in other ways
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>>36413282

if our forefathers had tinder you sure as fuck believe they'd use it to fuck betty boop and her little hoochie on the corner of hustle avenue
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>>36413282
Good for you, I wouldn't be able to find one even if I tried
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>>36413332
she showed initial interest and approached me actually, I thought I was gonna be alone forever.
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>>36413380
You got quite lucky there, I hope things are going well
What image board are you referring to?
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>>36413072
I can't form relationships. I've fucked numerous people but it never lasts. and I rarely end it. Seems like my personality attracts the trashiest, most depraved women you can think of. At least they're cute and intelligent(naturally intelligent, not in their career or academia). I could probably get a gf but she'd be ugly or unintelligent, two deal breakers. Plus when I get someone I get bored.

>>36413004
what am i lying about specifically?

>>36413034
I'm pretty sure i've never found a female ENTP, despite them not being that uncommon.But I feel you, you're like the anti-thesis of a typical woman.

How are you with relationships and dating?
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How do I find a compatible lovable gf as a ISFJ?
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>>36397595
>>36397676 works if you've got some charm to you. Otherwise, you're as hopeless as the rest of us
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>>36413221
>intj
>directionless
isn't that an intp, then?
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This seems relevant.
ORAORAORA
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>chad exclusively calls you dude

what does he mean by this
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>>36396122
I'm an INFJ and I'm in programming college at the moment
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>>36408551
You know, I usually hate namefagging, but in your case I approve. Especially ib MBTI threads, it helps to know a type and get a consistent persona out of someone.
T. Fellow ENTJ
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>>36413221
>long distance
>gf
i thought we were over this
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What do people mean when they say ISTPs are "edgy"?
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>>36413877
Dude is punction dude. You just gotta learn to speak chad.
Replace every instance of "you" in your vocab with either bro, dude, or gurl. That'll get you far. Bonus points if you drag out the syllable. Broooooh, that was awesome dude!
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>>36395994

Me again. ENFJ girl. Does anyone have that compatibility chart?
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>>36412934
>I'm also an asshole, which is lucky because all the introverted girls you guys fap over get wet when I tease them

>>36413562
>Seems like my personality attracts the trashiest, most depraved women you can think of.
geeee
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>>36413848
All people with lower Fi can be relatively directionless if you don't find a way to map your values into actions in your life. It's actually decently tough in American culture as academia is pretty collectivist and Fi types tend towards individualism.
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>>36414236
Regardless of what the chart says, I already dislike you for not scrolling up.
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>>36414195
It's a spectrum between making inappropriate jokes and unironically considering the methods of killing everyone they know (and not even for good reasons).
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>>36413867
Lol this chart though

>"Keeps sacrificing self for greater good even though doesn't know what that is"

I just need to off myself already
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INFJ male here
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>>36414274
I hate myself all the time. There were 400 posts. And not having glasses is killing me right now
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I always get ESFP on these tests, but I don't really feel all that outgoing. Is it possible to be a reserved ESFP, or am I truly an ISFP?
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>>36414350
Christ, I thought you'd fight back, that's lowkey pathetic. I Was joking before. Is this what xNFPs are like?

Anyways, search for "chart". It was posted 16 hrs ago.
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>>36414242
i realized this too. but idk how to talk to women without abusing them. ree.
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>>36414438
t-turn the other cheek
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>>36414290
>unironically considering the methods of killing everyone they know (and not even for good reasons)

Need to be ready to act fast when it has to come to it.
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>>36414501
Here's what you do: imagine you're in a movie that's based around your life, you're the protagonist. If it was a cool movie, what would the protagonist do? Then do that.
Turning the other cheek is a pretty ahit movie desu senpai.
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>>36414539
*if, I meant if
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>>36414493
include your feelings and be open to be vulnerable
i mean of course after you pay off the karma you build up
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>>36414553
But what if it's a deep movie about the Redeemer?
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>>36414561
>include your feelings and be open to be vulnerable
I've done this before, and it just results in them fucking off after I stop treating them like shit.
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>>36414553
I don't subscribe to your notion of coolness.
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>>36414591
welcome to the real world where the bad guys win
enjoy the ride
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>>36414236

Here
>>36397805
oriririginal
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>>36414628
Then do some some cringey/edgy/deep/artsy version of cool. Do whatever floats your boat. But don't make a boring movie. If you hate your life then you've failed as writer/director/actor in your movie. It's up to you, live a life worth living.
>>36414574
Then redeem the shit out of that depth, deeply.
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>>36414438

No. I just don't care to argue its 6am here and I'm tired. You made a valid point I should have looked harder xD
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>>36407207
I'm an INFP and I never talk about my feelings, you're right about everything though since maybe I'm just a little different in that regard.
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>>36414430
>I always get ESFP on these tests, but I don't really feel all that outgoing. Is it possible to be a reserved ESFP, or am I truly an ISFP?
It's not about being outgoing but having preference towards external or internal objects
>ESFPs are always fully engaged in what they're doing, ISFPs are more observers always staying slightly more detached from things around them. The Se impulsiveness is more evident in ESFPs. Basically ESFPs are performers first, observors second, ISFPs are observors first, performers second..
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>>36414667

Thanks alot after the other one told me to look for it harder I found it.
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>>36414700
>>36414877
What I'm wondering is what one-sided match means. Also, what kind of compatibility is this? I assume romantic, but I'd like to know. People throw a lot of charts around without any context.
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>>36414212
But don't stretch it because you will look autistic.

t. Another ENTJ who has witnessed too much inxx autists
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>>36414918
Don't stretch what?

The INxxs do seem to get caught up in negative introspective cycles.
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>>36414539
Look I just love real life forensic crime shows and i cant help if that culminates into the knowlege of how to commit violence real horrorshow.
To be fair i did consider chopping up my ex-gf and her new boyfriend though.
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>>36400397
>implying being a ISTP male is better
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>>36397237
thank god, I thought it wasn't normal to want to rape people. I mean it still isn't, there are like 20000 ENTPs in the USA
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>>36414955
Stretch out the Chad lingo because if you don't know how to handle it you'll look unauthentic and autistic. And unless Chad is really cool he will call you out and probably avoid you

Yeah, they have manic episodes in where they will cry for 'muh personal space' and privacy yet are completely alright by blurting out some private stuff you have shared with them. Having an Infj as relative is a real bitch because they are completely okay with dragging everyone else to their horseshit despite claims of keeping harmony in the world and all of that Hallmark tier drivel. Other than my sister, I don't have any family members who are INxx but I can infer that those who have them are going to be able to relate with my rant.
They wallow in self pity to the point you begin to wonder if they are going to be able to endure adulthood or will pull off an hero. Too much struggling is fucking boring
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are infj and intj the types who stay home the most?
I'm infj and i literally see no reason to go outside taking a walk doesn't even do anything for me.
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INFP but I have very little empathy for humanity and am self absorbed in my feelings and thoughts
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>>36415284
>I have very little empathy for humanity and am self absorbed in my feelings and thoughts
That's Fi alright.
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>>36415250
Pretty sure INTPs have the upper hand on that matter.

But for fuck's sake don't drag everyone else to your NEET mud. There are people who like going out and doing extraverted stuff
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>>36415320
>INTPs staying home more than INTJs

Why?
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>>36415365
Literally
>to smart to do anything productive because everything doesn't matter, it all eventually ends
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In general, are INTPs good at math? Any other INTPs here suck ass at math? When I was in high school out of the main subjects I did well in and liked english, history, and science (pretty good all around but mostly bio) but when it came to math I was borderline retarded. I could get early to high eighties with a bit of effort in other subjects but in math I had to try really hard just to pass.
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>>36415365
Intps have ti and ne, which are all about analysis. INTJs have Te second, which motivates them to do shit.
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>>36415122
Luckily I'm enough of a fuckboi to authentically use chad lingo.

Tbh I've only interacted with Intp and intj types extensively, so don't know how things are on the nf side of things. From what I've read here, though, it seems like INFxs are just walking disasters. Luckily the introversion makes them hold it in enough to spare the rest of us the brunt of their issues.
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>>36415467
>unironically being a fuckboy

But yeah, INFx are a pile. I wish the last part were true as they tend to spread their autism for everyone else to see. And when you call them out it's completely wrong. The worst part is that they don't have a good reason to be that way. Just pure feefee garbage.
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>>36415663
INFJ aren't internal feelers you jackass. They're effectively dead on the inside, but can very easily understand what other people are feeling. This can be very difficult if all that happens when they are around other people is that they can feel all of other people's anxieties, wants, needs, desires. Because they become disgusted with both society and with the human species in general.

It's not fee fee bullshit. They just see how completely ill-matched people are to society, and how brutal and disgusting and illogical it really is under the surface.

So there's two maladaptive options that the messed up INFJs take: go full manipulative and use their insight to control people, both to help them better enjoy their lives and to improve your own standing (aka full hitler); Or, go full introvert and decide not to participate in society at all because it's far too draining to constantly be feeling/understanding other people's emotions.
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>>36415663
Well I can't really claim to be a fuckboy. But I party enough and hang around enough normies to play the part well enough and enjoy it. You can do normal shit in a normal way an be boring; you can do abnormal shit in a normal way and be cool (what I aim for); you can do normal shit in an abnormal way and be a loser; or you can do abnormal shit in an abnormal way and be a total weirdo. I say take their style, but keep your substance.

The more I hear about INFxs the less I want to meet them. They sound like the one partner in group projects that ruins everything. Like this guy >>36415955
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>>36416302
INFP and INFJ are completely different.

FP is Fi and FJ are Fe.

In the context of INF*:

Fi are emotional and will fuck up your shit because they're 100% emotionally self involved. These are the people who will say "OMG YOU DONT EVEN CARE HOW I FEEL" or throw fits.

Fe are unemotional and will basically do everything to make you comfortable and feel better about yourself. These are the people who will be your best friend and support you completely, but will never let you know how they feel about anything (because they probably don't feel much)
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>>36416400
I agree on the Fi side. Unfortunately Fe has a major downside too. They're super protective of the social group/harmony/oppressed/etc. So if you're doing your thinking taking the shortest path from point A to point B, sometimes that meand you need to step on a few heads. The Fe people are the ones that constantly complain if anyone gets hurt or offended or whatever, which is all the time for NTs. These are the people chaining themselves to trees to stop adults from building a highway or otherwise improve life.
In comparison to that Fi people are a blessing because they leave you alone if you leave them alone. Fe people will bug you unless you leave EVERYONE alone.
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>>36416473
>is mad because someone wants them to stop being assholes

I think you're the problem here.
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>>36416520
Well if you're hurting people for no reason then sure, that's an asshole. But if you're getting shit done and someone's in your way then they're sorta the dick for not moving.
For example, you've got a property on the side of a river, and if you move (which we'll pay you for handsomely) the we could build a dam and provide cheap clean power to 1000 people. If you don't move not only do you harm yourself but you diminish life for everyone else. I've got no problem forcibly removing people like that.
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