Tattoos

>>36393117
Tattoos are for trash people.
I've had sex with 30+ hookers and 5 regular girls. Every single hooker had a tattoo. Only 1 regular girl had a tattoo.
This proves tattoos are for garbage people.

>>36393180

Has your knob not rotted off yet you sperg?

>>36393117
scars are unironically less degenerate than tattoos
don't deface the one body that God has given you

>>36393200
No sir. I did catch the clap twice tho.

>>36393117
>cover some scars on my arms.
Do a little cutting did we?

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>>36393180

>calls people with tattoos trash
>based on his experience while having sex with prostitutes

LOL
This is fake news.

>>36393180
>>36393224
Tattoos aren't trashy at all; trashy people just get trashy tattoos.

>>36393117
I've got a Blue Lantern on the underside of my right wrist and a pale blue dot on my right ring finger.
Thinking about getting "We're Made Of Star Stuff" on my left calf and a Pokemon tat on my right calf.

>>36393233

Nope. I don't really want to say.

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>>36393117

Want this one, small because I used to have one of these little guys.

>>36393290
I just finished fucking a man in the ass and reading this is the gayest thing I've done today.

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>>36393117
My gfs tats

>>36393200
Most hookers are clean if you aren't picking up drugs addicts in seedy back alleys and aren't bargain basement hunting. Thats bullshit that Christian conservatives push. Its in their interest to stay clean, they don't want to die either. Combine that with a condom

>>36393420
Wow your gf seems really cool & unique! I've never seen a girl with Eevee tattoos before! whats next, pikachu?! What am I saying that's unheard of.

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Thinking getting a cancer bats tattoo

>>36393117

tattoos don't look good

only some people can pull them off

If you are 5'9 or under you look like an overcompensating tool, like an autismo who wants to feel more adult or carnival worker

If you are 5'11 up wards and take care of your body you might be able to pull them off, but then you have to find someone who is actually good at doing one

If you are paying someone under 400 to permanently scar your skin expect it to look shit

>>36393117
you will look hilarious at 70 yrs old

>>36393420

I'm pleasantly surprised by the omission of "pikachu" the most well known pokemon.

Nice

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>>36393516

I'm 6'4, but worried about finding someone that won't fuck it up.

>>36393543
who cares at that point?

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>>36393516

I'm only thinking the gorillz

No fucks given at that age

>>36393914
is this a joke?
oringnal

>>36394083

Nope, I love the art style and you can do a lot worse as far as unoriginal goes

>>36394234
This is pretty cringe man. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm really telling you that this is a bad idea and it's for your own benefit. Get something original. Pop culture tattoos in general are awful.

tattoos are always retarded unless you're yakuza or something

>>36394299
it basically shows your belonging to some group - bikers, criminals, sailors or trash.

>>36393117
>I'm thinking of getting some to cover some scars on my arms.
omg im so depressed and suicideal xDDddD i even cut my arms to show people how i fill
and now i need to attentionwhore further please advice???

>>36393420
This is pretty bad. Might be better if the artist wasn't shit.but tatoos of cartoon characters just scream "I have issues and shit so i try to live in neverland everyday by having tweety bird on my ankle"

>>36393420
Your gf has very manly hands

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>>36393117
So tattoos are bad? I wanted a tattoo of the stag beetle from the make belive album art, but if guys instantly downgrade a girl on tats then I think I'll stay clean... sucks tho, I wish tats weren't so frowned upon.
Pic related, the beetle.

>>36393180
>He fucks prostitutes
>He thinks his opinions on morality mean anything
lmfao

>>36394550

They aren't really frowned upon now. They can even be a plus in terms of girls.

Just don't get them on a place you can't cover up.

>>36393614
Why? So you can jack off to your arm in the mirror?
Nothing screams yellow fever louder than this shit. If you actually have yellow fever like me this will ruin your game bad.

I'd like to get a tattoo to cover up some self-harm scars on my arm.

I hate this narrative that
>TATTOOS ARE DEGERATE KYS FAGGOT TRASH
I do think that most normie tattoos are fucking garbage, especially when they're pop culture related or dumb shit like that.

I just really think not seeing the scars anymore would really help me psychologically.

>>36393180
Can you really call other people trash if you yourself are a whoremonger?

>>36395121
>hurr hurr sex is bad

>>36393290

This: >>36393400

Don't do it. That is some of the gayest shit I've heard in a long time. Are you gay or something?

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>>36394271

I'd say it's more a preference thing. I have art work up the album and ppl comment on it even if they don't know the band. Plus I've been looking at it for years and I'm still not tired of it.

>>36395143
I'm not saying sex is bad, I'm implying that you are scum for paying for it.

>>36395143

With you it is apparently

>>36393117
>>36393290
>>36393420
>>36393490
>>36393614
>>36393914
>>36394550
All cringe shit.

Having tattoos might not necessarily mean you are trash, but nearly all trash have tattoos.

Cartoon tattoos and other cringe shit are useful as a low IQ filter.

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Getting the owl from efukt sans penis

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Is this an example of a good tattoo?

>>36395334
No. Think about it.

>>36395571

What is a good tattoo to you?

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>tfw slowly starting to regret. it.

>>36395334
>using any colors besides black
this looks not like tattoo but image.

>>36395680
What the fuck were you thinking? You can never show that patch of skin again without looking like a total autist.

>>36395933
This. This is why people think tatts are shit. In reality people just get shitty tattoos

>>36396071
More like white people getting tattoos.

>>36395121
Whoremonger here and yes I stand by my tattoos are for garbage people statement. No one knows if I have fucked prostitutes unless I tell them. Tattoo faggots can't say the same. Tattoos are for people who lack any personality so they just have someone draw on them instead. If I ever have to listen to a tattoo faggot explain what his retard tattoos mean again I'll jump off a bridge.

Also if we took all the Fortune 500 CEOs and prison inmates and asked them if they had tattoos which side do you think will overwhelmingly have more tatted people?

>>36396159
>A shitskin giving his opinion on his betters

is it possible to get a good tattoo of vhs static

>>36396171
>Heh... tattoos are for people without personality
>Not me though I have personality
>I fuck hookers
lmfao you're not better than anyone. you're literal garbage. The only people worse than you are the hookers you fuck

>>36396188
>his betters
not when betters are autistic af.

>>36395680
Hahahaha that is some sad shit.

Did you get that to ensure you don't ever lose you virginity?

>>36396234
Even autists are better than shitskins. They definitely have to go after we deal with the shitskin problem though

>>36396263
> Even autists are better than shitskins. They definitely have to go after we deal with the shitskin problem though

I think people that post cringe shit like that should be the first to go

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I want this on my back somewhere

>>36396171
I don't give a shit about tattoos. for the most part, I would agree with you that the overwhelming majority of tattooed people are stupid. However, that does not mean that you are better than them. Even though no one will know that you fuck whores, it is still overall a far more disgusting and despicable habit than some retard getting a few tats of his favourite chinese cartoon.

>>36396300
Would you get that to cover your ringworm?

>>36396299
Well thankfully nobody gives a fuck about what shitskins think.

>>36395334
I love it. Some people wouldnt, but I do.

Got two, hate both. Reconsider anon.

>>36396331
I'm the whiter than the big bang theory so fuck off, mouth breather

>>36396356
Which tats did you get, friend :^)

?

>>36396361
No you're not. Don't lie on the internet

I gained 20lbs and I am still just slightly fat. Went from 170 to 190 as a 20 year old guy. Still got stretchmarks on both arms and legs, looks disgusting.
I am honestly considering covering up the marks on the arms in 1 year when they got a little bit less worse with a tat

>>36396232
Sure thing. Enjoy your shit tattoos that you think make you different and cool but actually just point out you are a retard who wants to be a interesting snowflake but becoming interesting is too hard so you'll just be a cornflake with a paint job instead.

>>36396402
> Doesn't know basic grammar
> Is a racist

I hope you at least have your GED.

>>36396448
I don't even have tatts faggot

>>36396506
>grammar
>on 4chinz
lmfao

>>36396399
Got a selfdrawn cancer piece on my upper arm, and a bird on my lower arm (that one isnt to bad).. Still want them both gone.

I have a friend who got a tattoo on her thigh to cover up a bad surgery scar. Other than that, tattoos are retarded.

>>36396219

Only if it were on a TV or with something similar to give it context.

>>36396522
That doesn't sound as bad as some of the other tattoos posted in the thread. Then again, I don't know what your "cancer piece" is.

>>36393914
>not getting the D-Days Pazuzu if you like the art style
confirmed for not real Gorillaz fan and just faggot who wants to be 2-D

>>36395334
No this screams "I wish I was a legendary warrior bearing the tattoo of my people hear my roar"
*rawrs in dinosaur* asian scene kid trash

>>36396791
It's definetly not as horrendous as this thing:
>>36395680

>>36395680
>not making it an entire piece with the characters and adding some nice personal background effects from a competent artist
That piece doesn't look bad you could actually do a lot with this your tattoo was done very cleanly I would get a touch up to make the colors a lot more vibrant

>>36396888
>trips of truth

probably isn't that bad.

Noodle is my waifu

>>36396944
shit mah trips.
Thanks mate

>>36396873
This is the most autistic post in this thread

>>36393290
are you a meme? why not just go full reddit and get bill nye on your chest

>>36393420
>an adult with pokemon tattoos

wtf

>>36397786
>hating cause it's true
trash tattoo like your taste senpai :)

>>36397892
No, anon, you're not listening. Your posts are embarrassing and autistic. It has nothing to do with the topic of the thread.

>>36398246

this anon thinks hes the human version of a lamborghini

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>>36393180
this
op there's a reason you only see trash car with stickers while a lambo has none
it's the same thing

>>36398295
Zyzz had tattoos and is easily comparable to a Lambo in aesthetics. Your shitty analogy is shitty

>>36398336
zyzz had jaw implants and died like a fag
jeff seid has no tattoo

>>36398357
This is the shittiest bait I've ever seen

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What Ya reckon boys

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a lot of girls like guys with tattoos it can be a plus have

But that's assuming you not ugly, fit and not a manlet.

>>36394550
>but if guys instantly downgrade a girl on tats then I think I'll stay clean

Depends, some dudes like em, some dudes can't stand em.

I personally think the look of ink of skin is just disgusting, just gross you know? Worst part is once I see it I can't stop noticing it.

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>>36398384

It looks alright.

How do you feel about it now?

>>36393117
>tattooing plebbit cancer all over your arms
Whoever that is deserves to get both of those amputated. They are pretty much tumorous appendages at this point.

I have a SEAL trident but I've never even been in the military lel

>>36398998

Why do people love fallout guy so much?

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>tatts

>>36398943
it looks like a fucking tumor

>>36399458
>I'm edgy and nobody likes me

>>36399458
>in my 30s
>got first tattoo at 18
>back then they were edgy, cool, and alternative
>14 years later tattoos are so common it's more counter-cultural to have no tattoos at all

It's funny how things change. I'm not mad and don't regret my tats, but if you would've told 18 year old me how popular tattoos would be, I probably wouldn't have gone for it

>>36399572
pretty sure tattoos are absolute edgecore

>we are now in a world where being clean-skinned is "edgy"

>>36399629
What is it with autists thinking this is about tattoos? You're just an edgy cunt who nobody likes

>>36399665
>thread about tattoos
>I post an image about having tattoos
>"What is it with autists thinking this is about tattoos? You're just an edgy cunt who nobody likes"

>>36399665
>Being this insecure about what an edgy cunt thinks

Really stimulates the membrane

>>36399665
if it makes you THAT insecure, obviously your tattoos and image are a massive crutch for your insecurities

>>36399691
How am I being insecure lmao

>>36399688
Talking about the mug with a dumb saying. You know, the stupid image you posted? You cunts walk around everywhere with your stupid ass t-shirts with sayings

>>36399749
Again, don't have a single tattoo. /r9k/ wrong yet again

Tattoos are something that normals get to try and feel unique and special. Big reason why they're so popular with the most soulless and bland women imaginable today.

>>36399761
I don't own a single mug, shirt, hoodie, or bumper sticker with any saying on it, tattoo-related or otherwise

I found that image in a thread a few days ago and thought it was funny and timely.

By how much it ruffled your pussy hairs, I was obviously right in saving it

>>36393180
>>36393224
>Trash people
>Degenerates
>Unironically saying this on /r9k/

>>36399821
>I don't own a single mug, shirt, hoodie, or bumper sticker with any saying on it
Don't lie to me anon.

>>36396434
>I am honestly considering covering up the marks on the arms in 1 year when they got a little bit less worse with a tat
I have terrible stretchmarks on my biceps, so i'm also considering this.

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>>36399857
I tattoo my sayings directly onto my face

>>36393117
No. Tattoos look 100% degenerate and I hate them even though they do trigger my boners big time.

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This one's neat, in my opinion.

I avoid girls who have tattoos, from my experience they're generally less stable people, sluts, or never settle for one boyfriend for long.

>>36397930
>no anon you're not listening
but I AM HAHAHA

Official bait rating of the thread:

>>36393180
8/10 many (you)s
10/10 if you include the entire reply chain
>>36393224
3/10 didn't hook any fedoras
>>36393233
1/10 not sure if bait
>>36393262
4/10 drumpf posting
>>36393290
7/10 cringed irl
>>36393420
9/10
>my gf
>>36393516
0/10 shit opinion
>>36394299
5/10 made me lol
>>36394318
0/10 trying too hard
>>36394550
9/10
>implying your a girl
>taking advice from /r9k/
pretty good
>>36395334
8/10 subtle
>taking advice from /r9k/
>>36395933
>>36396245
>>36396888
>>36396899
10/10 go back to facebook
>>36398357
6/10 nice meme
>>36399458
1/10
>I'm totes unique unlike u

Bait average
5/10 average thread

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Here's mine. Roast me.

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>>36402499
Bretty good senpai. I don't usually like political tats but this one's acceptable

>>36395334
If you get that have fun getting avoided in fear of getting suck in a conversation about anime

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Normalfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tattoos are the ultimate manifestation of ego

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>>36395186
this is cute

im getting something along the lines of pic next wednesday

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Thinking about getting those safe symbols from naruto around my neck like pic related

>>36403532
Also is this a shitty or cringe idea? I think tattoos are degenerate but maybe just this is acceptable. What do you bots think?

>>36398943
The tattoo itself is cool but your weak ass arms ruin it.

>>36403532
>>36403551
It's cringe and shit. Wear a necklace instead.

>>36403290
Can't be redone and will look terrible after a short 3 years.

Notice people only post pictures of fresh tattoos. Nobody ever posts pictures of their tattoos 3 years into the future when they have lost their vibrancy and they look like they've been laminated in a film of gray-green hue skin.

Tattoos are among the worst life decisions any person can make. When you get a tattoo, you instantly make yourself the company of homeless, mentally ill, unemployed, shady figures, and other undesirables. Show me a doctor or lawyer who has "sick tattoos."

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>>36403626
>show me a jew who has "sick tattoos"

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>>36403602
You're probably right in going to do it anyways. Ciao ciao anon-kun

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>>36399665
Yeah, how could anyone be against tattoos! It's unthinkable. Just look at all the great tattoos in this thread. We have an ugly faded pokemon tattoo that was drawn by a garbage artist, we have a cringy fallout/gorillaz mashup drawn in such vibrant gay pride colors that it's basically a lifetime commitment to unemployment or Starbucks, a poorly drawn japanese woman showing her tits on a white male who doesn't speak japanese or know anything about japanese culture, an anime girl tattoo that permanently marks you as a fucking virginal loser (a fact that he ALREADY regrets), a stupid out-of-place dragon on the chest that does not follow body alignment and looks like fucking garbage, the cringiest edgelord military tattoo of all time, and some guy tossing around the idea of getting a fucking naruto necklace tat on his neck.

Gee, how could anyone be against tattoos? All of these are so awesome and cool and will definitely help you express yourself and make friends.

>>36403657
>gets fucking destroyed in a thread, his landmark life decisions are called into question

>"oh ya well I HATE JEWS!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win this argument?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!"

Ok buddy boy. I really enjoy watching you squirm.

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>>36403753
>some guy tossing around the idea of getting a fucking naruto necklace tat on his neck.


That's me

>>36403808
What's next, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. tattoo on your arm?

Make better life decisions loser. Only degenerates and scum of the earth drug addicts get tattoos. Go to any crank head on the street corner of the red light district and you will find 5 shitty tattoos on him. Being so narcissistic that you want to show off with a fucking ugly drawing on your body is so gay it hurts.

i want to get a tattoo of the date im getting the tattoo. like a small tattoo on the inside of my arm.
barely visible. just so i can remember the day
anyone else?

>>36403836
B-but I don't even have anyone to show it off to. And i don't even watch stalker or whatever that is.

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>>36403836
Okay I have to come clean anon. I already got it. Is it as bad as I think it is?

>>36403836
>implying you don't want to be the marked one
>>36403997
please don't self harm

>>36403997
why is your head orange?

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>>36393117
They arent that bad anon. Just find an artist who wont fuck it up.

Pic related, tattoo artist got fucking high right before he did it

>>36404097
Utterly terrible.

>>36404182
Ty senpai. I think im just shit at picking tattoo artists

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>>36403792
>gets fucking destroyed in a thread

I'm not that guy but you're a fucking idiot. you didnt destroy anyone, just spouted loads of pathetic shit that just sounds childish, a lot like 'i'm angry other people wont live the way I want them too'.

>>36403626
>pic related

I've toyed with the idea of getting my blood type tattooed under my arm so if I get splattered the medics on site know what to give me. But then I remember tattoos are for degenerates.

>>36404408
>pic related
wow that shit is fucking ugly.
He should be extremely embarrassed to have those ugly, poorly drawn, faded tattoos

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>>36396361
The Big Bang theory is almost entirely jewish.

>>36404448
>He should

stop presuming to tell other people what to do you ignorant little shit.

>>36404528
Sorry you're right. Approaching patients with titties on my arm should be seen as totally socially acceptable.

How can you even fucking LOOK at those tattoos and not think they look like UTTER FUCKING SHIT.

They have NO COLOR, they are FADED AS FUCK, they are UGLY, they are POORLY DRAWN, and they depict CRINGY BULLSHIT. If you look at that with anything other than supreme judgment then you're just a fucking fag.

>>36404568
THE CAPS SHOW HOW RIGHT YOU ARE

good job, everyone agrees with you now

>>36393180
Tattoos these days are like the clitoris -- every cunt has one.

Whenver I'm having a conversation with a girl about tattoos, I always mention how refreshing it is to see a girl who hasn't ruined her skin with shitty ink.

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Currently wondering if I want this design tattooed on my bicep or on the side of my torso. Its a local statue in my city

On my left arm I have the American flag and a skull with "live free or die" around it. I'm working on a American themed half sleeve, probably gonna get the statue of liberty next.
I'm the right I have a hourglass with a scythe propped against it. And below it I have the grim reaper with souls around him. I'm working on a death themed half sleeve on my right arm
>inb4 faggot trash
I'm 6 foot even and semi fit
Still a bit of a bot though
Also got tongue pierced and snakebites piercings too

>>36393117
I like the aesthetic of tattoos, but I don't like anything enough to get it myself. Plus I'm scared of needles.

Why is hating tattoos and tattooed people a staple of autist/neckbeard culture nowadays? It seems like in the last few years the degenerates have decided to pick body art out as one of the things they want to crusade against.

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>>36404900

They're just angry insecure fags(manlets most likely).

90% of tattoos are not great. But if they're well picked and well done they can look good. Women like them too. Not that that's a reason for a guy to get a tattoo of course.

was thinking of getting some kinda tattoo on one of my butt checks maybe pikachu