She's coming up

>>36392936
Brush your teeth
Take a shower
Trim your pubes
Make sure to have condoms
Make sure your door room doesn't look like complete shit, and that it doesn't smell weird
Buy some drinks
Have some chill music at hand, in case the walls are thin

>>36393025
>door room
*dorm room

>>36392936
Sperg out I guess.

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>>36393025
What the shit you have to do all this shit if you want sex? Just buying condoms would be too much for me.

>>36393061
Then you deserve to be a virgin kys

>>36392936
Make sure you get your roommate to fuck off for the night

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>>36393078
I'll accept that I deserve to be a virgin but I won't kill myself my man.

>>36392936
Say goodbye to your robot status dude I hope you have fun though.