>"hello" Is there a more beta greeting, than hello?

say hi after 5 seconds of nervous stuttering

>he uses "Yes" to confirm things
nothing says VIRGIN quite like this

>>36392870
>make eye contact
>"hi"
>keep walking
>don't break eye contact

Alpha greetings:
>Yo
>Head nod
>Wus poppin
>What's Gucci dude

>>36392870
>melanin inside
>can unironically say yo

>>36393685
More like nigger greetings lmao

>>36393757
That's because black males are Alpha, hence why they can't possibly be robots

>>36392870
>what's happening
>what's up
>what's good

if you use any of these you are a social retard

hello takes two syllables, alpha compared to hi or even hey

Hello is actually really bad when I think of it.

So are greetings that try to sound cultured or quirky or whatever. Like "good day" and "top of the morning to ya".

>>36392870
are you saying i'm making a complete ass of myself when i say "greetings"

How are you?
How have you been
Hows it's going?
HI

>>36392870
"Greetings" is pretty beta

>>36392870
Saying "H-hillo" before you realize what you just did.

You start involuntarily blushing, and start laughing really hard.

Too embarrassed to think, you just start to walk away, forgetting to say 'Goodbye'.

>>36393823
Yes, yes you are

Oreganoli

>>36393777
Thanks I guess.
Your trips speak truth

How do you do, m-lady?

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>>36392870

>m'lady

dont think it gets worse

>>36393784

>robot thinking normies are social retards whats happening

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>>36392870
>he thinks the verbal content matters at all

Silent nod is the only acceptable greeting

>>36396576
>dont think it gets worse

try me
>ohaiooooooo~
>'ello gov'nor
>wubbalubbadubdub

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>tfw mastered the alpha head nod as a greeting
The normalfags are no longer match for me

I've always found success in role playing while greeting people.

If I don't have my fur suit with me, I'll do things like meow at them, purr, sit in their laps while scratching my ear, etc.

The kids love it.

>his greetings don't consist of yo and oi

>>36396868
I think your troll-playing right now get it

>>36392870
"Hello" is not a beta greeting. Don't worry about it.

>>36396799
>he doesn't rate the "thunderclap nod"

>yarright?
>yeah mate you?
>ymalright

Nothing tops this

The most alpha thing to do is say "greetings" and try to replicate an oblivion NPC while you're at it.

>Salutations _____.
>Good day _____.
>Top of the morning to you.

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>>36392870
"howdy" or "how's life" are the best greetings.you should definitely tip your fedora whenever you say howdy.

>>36392870
WHATS THE HAPPY HAP?

>>36392870
"sup lil bitch"

>>36392870
Is there anything more beta than posting on /r9k/?

>>36393777
>tfw black and robot

orijinal

it doesnt matter what you say as long as you're attractive

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>>36396779
>>36396858
Whooshing anime girl is my favorite meme.

>>36399146
This upcoming get willl be original.