My god, I feel sorry for all your parents

>>36392723
My Dad was in his late 40's and my Mom was almost 40 when they had me. My parents should feel sorry for me.

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>>36392723
Well my dad was never around and my mom is a self centered asshole that only cares about herself so year sure I should feel like a piece of shit I guess?

>>36392793
>here come the tidal wave of excuses

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>>36392723
You're a meanie.

A meanie is what you are desu.

>>36392723
Lets see. They raised:
>An alcoholic hippie band "musician"
>semi-functional neet
>dirty coalburning slut
>bitch who thinks he's tough enough to be a Marine
Yeah I do too. I couldn't stand being a father of a coalburner

Why? It's their fault.

>>36393019
Why the fuck would you want to be in the marines I'd you're a female hippy you yard?

>>36392723
Don't, they chose this.

>>36392754
>>36392793
>>36393019
>>36393055
You're just shifting blame, when you yourself are too lazy to improve yourself.

>>36393102
>drop someone off a balcony
>they splat and die
>"wtf he didn't even make an attempt to land properly"

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>>36393067
>implying those are all me
I posted me and my 3 siblings
>>36393102
I never said I wasn't

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>>36393102
>shoot someone
>"You should've dodge, bruh!"

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>>36392723
>Parents incapable of raising a child properly from birth to adulthood
>It's the child fault

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>Come from a loving family
>Still end up a total fucking hikkimori NEET loser
>HOWEVER
>I am less of a loser than my criminal drug addict brothers

That makes two of us OP

>>36392845
>You're a meanie.

why is he mean?

>>36394731
dropping reality bombs is the meanest thing you can do to someone

>>36393268
Ahh i know that feeel

>>36392723
I'm the worst thing that ever happened to this family.
>if you're not you're not a robot

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>be boomers
>have kids when you are collectively 92
>expect your kid to turn out fine

>>36392723
>mfw i am the only family member bearing my paternal surname who can have children

father is too old to have more children
uncle's useless wife gave him 2 daughters and they don't plan to have more
aunt's children got their father's surname

my dynasty will literally end because i am worthless

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>>36397347
>mfw i forget to post mfw

>>36397347
>dynasty

It's cringey shit like this that pisses me off

>>36397382
>cringey
It's reddit shit like this that pisses me off

>>36397409
Cringey isn't a reddit term dumb fuck

>>36397434
it is newfriend. stop embarrassing yourself

>>36397481
>it is newfriend.

I've been on 4chan since 07'. Stop embarrassing yourself

>>36392723
>mom died from lungs filling with fluid due to cigarettes
>left me less than a single u.s. dollar in inheritance
>relatives note she has tons of underwear and scratch-offs
>she never taught me how to drive because we couldn't afford a car
>the jobs in my local area at the time demanded I know how to drive even if it wasn't part of the actual job which meant I couldn't get enough money to buy a car and the cycle continued

>timeskip to living with dad (now)
>he drives 4 hours total a day in transit to work because his wife (my stepmom) wants their child to go to a good school
>dry dock work
>I have an associate's in accounting now
>temp agency not turning up any work
>minimum wage jobs demanding I have 2 years of experience (they won't budge even if I try and promote my capabilities)
>my stepmom and half-brother have extremely consumerist habits that bleed our funds out
>I regularly get flak from my grandparents for not working when I've searched for 5 years straight
>even after I go help them out with their manual house-related labor

Yeah I feel bad for dad too. He puts up with the same stupid people I do.

>>36398477
good for you for taking responsibility and trying your best even if the results don't show it yet.

>>36398897
I doubt they'll show at all, age 24 and no work experience.

>>36399012
well it is pretty harsh out there but what matters is that you have made an attempt to turn it around instead of making excuses for yourself. parents can certainly fuck your shit up but you tried and that matters.

i don't have any advice for getting a job but maybe there is some sort of job coaching available in your area that can suggest a way around the lack of experience? i don't know. maybe at this point it would be worth lying and have a family member pretend to be a former boss so you can get your foot in the door somewhere. if they are giving you shit about it, they should be willing to help you do what it takes, even if it's not "the right way" to do it.

>>36392723
Let's see what they raised
>A stacy that eats up all her tuition money on clothes and doesn't actually study
>A retarded stacy that is abusive to her BF and should have finished her studies two years ago
>A smart but autistic son that is a twink and browses an autismo board while studying Networking

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>>36392723

Both me and my sister are mentally ill
My father is pederast low educated and used to beat my sister and me early when i was little my mom
My mother is also fairly low educated and a neurotic wreck of a woman that used to say horrible things when i didn't do my homework well enough
They are highly incompetent and ignorant, they have no culture or knowledge off anything, they just live their little fragile lives and occasionaly go somewhere

My whore mother also drank during birth, they are a direct cause and yet they blame and project their shortcomings and faults unto me.

That's the irony the absurdity of it all that i am the creation the sad spawn of their mediocre existence

I'm in a psychward partially because of them and i dare say deep inside i know they are to blame but they can't chock it so they rather project and repress like they always do.


I'm aware you have individual choice and responsibility but there's a certain point when your's stops and theirs begins


If anything they should be hanged incompetence both as parents and as "human beings"

>>36399230
Yeah if this temp agency doesn't turn up any work within a couple months (the time it takes for me to get my degree in the mail and attend the ceremony for my family) I might have to resort to going to the local government employment coach to see if they can get anything. I had a business course instructor helping me with my resume and all that plus I have him and another as references.

As far as I know my family doesn't have very good connections for workplaces, dad's place is a dry dock and I would more or less need to learn how to drive unless we shared the same times. Stepmom is disabled and out of work, her workplace got rid of her and was punished for wrongful termination. At best she can point me in the direction of minimum wage jobs that are currently hiring so they won't just trash my application. I wish I could say either of them are good actors.

On the plus side helping out my grandfolks around their house and lifting shit for them seems to impress people, so maybe I can get employers to overlook the lack of experience.

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why does OP think he can hold children responsible for anything?

children can't be responsible for improving themselves, that's why the age of consent is 18, you can't drink til 21, vote til 18, etc, etc, etc, etc.
calling a child lazy for not improving themselves doesn't make sense, they haven't even become themselves yet.

nice troll though, you see this shit verbatim at least once a week. same exact words and phrases and everything.