>Be 25 yr old obese NEET

>26 year old fatass living with my mom
>got a cute pure 20/yo gf with a nice body who loves me
Fix your attitude buddy, it goes a long way

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>>36392296
I hate this. I cannot have a decent fuckbuddy. I don't want a gf yet.

28 years old I am

>>36392316
>>26 year old fatass
Stats. I find it hard to believe that you have gf.

>>36392326
28 fat here. Single moms make great fuck buddies though

>>36392378
They want a beta provider. Also they are totally not enjoyable in a physical nor emotional way

>>36392342
6' 320
Call it Ripleys my nigga

Just get tinder you old fucks.
I'm 23 but the amount of imes I've gone out with 16 years olds who've lied about their age is immense. Getting younger girls isn't hard at all anymore.

>>36392296
Easy, just lie to them.

>>36392316
how did you meet her? how does the relationship work when you live with your parents? does she think it's weird?

i'm just baffled by the logistics of all this dating shit past high school. when i was 16 it was normal and obviously acceptable to bring my gf to my parents house and have to be all stealthy while fucking and then go eat dinner with them like nothing happened, but isnt that weird as an adult? i'm in the process of losing weight, dressing better, etc. but even if i get to the point of being a 6 or 7/10 male, i'll still be a lazy neet without much expendable income that lives with my family.

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I want a girl to marry and have children with.

There are few women who are actually interested in that.
There are even fewer who would be good at it.
There are fewer still who are interested in me.

>finally lost my attraction to women

>finally able to opt out from their bullshit

>girls get mad that they cant manipulate me

>>36393901
>no longer a slave to the vaginal jew

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>>36393901
>cucking your own bloodline

>>36393936

>spending your life feeding and supporting some ungrateful cunts so they can put you in a nursing home on your own dime when you start shitting yourself, all while living in your home

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>>36393597
Thank you for the info. We will be to your location shortly.

>>36394004

must suck living in a state where 16 isn't the legal age of consent

>>36394014
It does desu.

>>36394014
Must suck living in Iran, doesn't it Ahmed?

>>36394047

i wouldnt know, ohio is pretty nice though

>>36394067
Be my potato bf pIs

>>36393965
Or you could set your standards high and find the right woman, and raise your kids right.

But putting effort into your life is too much work for you, that's why you're here bitching about women.

>>36394097
yeah it all sounds good in theory, like a lot of things

>>36394097
also, my standards are so high that no woman will ever meet them because they're all deceitful whores who are biologically designed to be so