>tfw no mommy gf to protect you from things on the Internet

>>36391547
>mommy gf will never calm you down after you throw a tantrum over an internet argument

>>36391581
I would really like that and I think it would be good for my health. I've been getting really angry over Internet arguments nearly every day for a little while now and it leaves me feeling really bad

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>>36391547
I would love to be a mommy gf but I'm poor as shit.

>>36391625
where do you live, mommy dear?

>>36391631
Southeast

Orgi

>>36391625
Well, in reality you only need to be a mommy emotionally..

>>36391654
ah, damn, i'm midwest.

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>>36391625
c-can you please say nice mommy things to me I accidentally stayed up really late and now I feel funny

>>36391655
no, faggot a real mommy gf has a job and provides for a neet bf

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>>36391666
i've been getting 2-3 increments of sleep for the past week or so and it's starting to affect me pretty badly. i'm afraid to try and sleep because i keep getting weird horrible sensations in my legs when i do. i've been worrying that i might have cancer for the past four months. i wish i had a mommy gf.

>>36391846
Golly anon, that sounds like a rough time. I'm really sorry...I'm not a mommy, but please try to get a good night's sleep and go to the doctor when you can, okay? I'm sure you're gonna be okay you just need a doctor to give you medicine! Please don't be scared