>Wasn't born in the comfy countryside where women don't

They do that here. Except they also do lots of meth now too.

>>36390048
I lived in a town of 1k people in highschool. All the Stacie's chug Chad cock even more because there is literally nothing else to do.

>>36390048
>ywn live in Salem, in the USA.

What a joke, most of the ladies from my graduating year are pregnant and literally everybody hooks up with everybody.

Small town life is about getting trashed and having sex, that's literally all there is to do.

>>36390048
>Implying country roasties don't suck ob horses dicks .

>>36390048
That would just be a dick a day anon.

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>>36390048
Born in a third world shit hole.
but aleast i can get a virgin bride.

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>>36390073
can confirm, am in small university town of 3k and the ratio of males to females is like 1:2. All there is to do is do drugs and have sex. THe unofficial motto is literally "so many girls even the ugly guys get laid".

guess who's been here 4 years and is still a virgin?

>He thinks that promiscuity doesn't exist in rural areas
>He also probably the type who thinks he can actually be a farmer and that southern hospitality isn't a meme

Why must citycucks be so naive?

>born in the middle of nowhere
>no women who suck 7 dicks a week
>no women at all
How am i supposed to be social then?

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>live in a village of 440 ppl

>all girls here have bfs