>middle aged white woman doesn't know how to use a card reader
>short, fat oompa loompa mexicans come into your store and only speak spanish
>cunt on her phone snaps her fingers at you
>old people write checks then take 3 minutes to move out of the way
>people call you by your name
>parents let their kids fuck up everything in their path
>you know all the words to those shitty pop songs that play on repeat every day
>>36389139
>need to send for a price check, people in line audibly groan and glare at me
>customer argues after using wrong coupon, "im sorry sir, this coupon is only good for New Dove Detergent with Bleach, not regular, can't you see the machines not accepting it when I scan it?"
>old black lady dressed up for church, smiles and calls you "baby". that's not too bad actually, better than the mean customers.
>>36389635
Old black ladies are my favorite. They are always super sweet and brighten up my day.
>you know all the words to those shitty pop songs that play on repeat every day
I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
I
HOPE
THAT
SOME
ONE
GETS
MY
MESSAGE IN A BOOOOOTTLLLLEEE
>"boss"
>"boy"
>"sport"
>"bud"
>"buddy"
>"guy"
>yawn
>"HEY WAKE UP BUDDY HAHA!"
SHUT UP
LEAVE ME ALONE
>"That means it's free right?"