Would you date your dream girl if she did witchcraft?

I'm from the South so witchcraft isn't something that's very foreign or strange to me. So to answer your question, yes.

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sounds A OK to me

It's a little weird, but it's not real so it won't hurt anything

So long as she doesn't use it for evil, sure.

>>36383666
I definitely would, it would be a pro, not a con for me, nice digits by the way

>>36383666
what if she made a spell to make me talk to her, I should be flattered right?

My dream girl doesn't do witchcraft. So no.

>>36383889
>>36383666
I'd probably reform and inform her about the curse part.

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>>36383666
>Thread about witchcraft

>Gets 666

so basically

>girl of dreams
>but shes retarded

catch 23 boy

>>36383666
She's just a generic tumblr girl, so no

Nice digits though

>>36383893
>>36383928
Also this, depends if she does witchcraft, edgy witchcraft or tumblr witchcraft, i'd consider only the first one as actual witchcraft.

>>36383920
OP here! What do I win?

>>36383924
kek pretty much this


If a girl believed in magic I'd tease the shit out of her for it

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I'm an /x/phile and have been studying the occult for a long time. Girls are always philistines. "Hehe I'm a witch xDD Goddess power!" These stupid whores do not know the extent of my magic power. They've probably never even read a grimoire in their lives or ripped a chicken in half at a crossroads. So I don't think we'd get along.

>>36384013
>Actually doing physical ritual to obtain meta favour
Are you even trying?

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>>36383666
>People who practice devilry

I'll pass hombre

Kek. My wife used to be into that nonsense and her sister still is.

There is no such thing as magic. Grow the fuck up.

>>36383666
HOLY FUCK YES I WOULD, I am into that shit kinda myself anyway so it'd be cool

Also nice devil trips on your witchcraft bread

>>36384202
There is, and it works in a more complex and scientific ways.
It has a lot to do with quantum mechanics at its basic level of understanding.

It's just that most people fail to realize how it works, how to make it manifest, in what moment of time it does manifest if it does, or simply can't into it at all.

>>36384252
>Being this much of a dumb heretic

>>36383666
>implying my dream girl wouldn't be capable of casting magic

Fitting trips btw, checked.

>>36384252

Quantum physics isn't what you think it is. For one, the observer effect has nothing to do with conciousness.

>>36384284
>believing a book written and rewritten by who knows who millenias ago.
>trusting semites and their megalomanic egregores.

>>36384252
Magic isn't real. You cannot alter the fabric of reality. You are delusional if you think so. Control does not exist.

Sorry m8 but you are either a troll or a fool

I dated a girl who was a witch. It was all cool until she'd get mad at me and put a curse on me. The curses make you shit yourself or get nosebleeds or whatever. Sex was ok.

>>36384323
that is indeterminable without a perfect definition and understanding of consciousness

>>36384346
I cannot make much difference alone, yet everyone together at the same time, can, just by thought.

>>36384367
Oh I see. You're a complete twat. Take your shitty roleplay back to /x/ with the other tweens, now will you?

>>36383666
>10/10
>likes me back
it would require witchcraft for this person to even exist

>>36384346
WHy are you on here if you have a wife

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Lucky for me she already does. Win/win.

>>36384468
/r9k/ has been my home board since it was created all those years ago.

>>36384441
>take your shit roleplay
Be curious about the world, don't just dismiss something before having checked it closely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Consciousness_Project

Random number anomalies are just the tip of a lot of interesting stuff.
>>36384526
>/r9k/ home board
That's sad anon, /r9k/ is dead.

>>36383666
that's actually pretty hot desuu~

>>36384544
>anon
sorry i confused you for a normal anon, you're a dirty attention whoring tripfag.

>>36383962
The devil will appear in the hour of the wolf with your prize.

>tfw the missus, a dropout, has grown up more than some college educated twats

I mean how do you not outgrow the notion of witchraft?

>>36384608
When it stops working and happening before my eyes.

>>36384608
Quit responding to the same post multiple times you attention whoring faggot

>>36384646
Whaaaa whaaa whaaa

>calls others attention whores yet engages in edgefag bullshit

>>36384346
>alter
Magic exploits reality and complex forces.
It alters nothing

>>36384928
Jesus christ you guys never stop inventing new ways to sound retarded

>>36383666
posting in a very serious trip thread right here

>>36384971
Kek.
Magicvkk boii
I aint gita ecplsin shjiyt

>>36384704
I don't believe in magic. You are just another cancerous trip.

>>36385053
A-are you okay, anon?

(ongal)

Are you guys retarded for real or are you only pretending?

>>36385318
No i have brain damge from a suivec attemptI thil

That would be a plus

>>36385447
Are you serious? Or are you just another alcoholic?

>>36383666
No. If she's a witch then she's not a dream girl for me.

>>36385506
>Are you serious?
8 months ago ibwas caught inhalimg carbon monicide at 1140 ppm for 45 minutes.

I survuved unfortunately

>>36385802
I'm so sorry to hear that, anon. Please don't do that again.

>>36383666
she literally wouldn't be my dream girl if she wasnt an actual witch.

>>36383666
I wouldn't mind, it'd be pretty funny actually.

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>>36385845
SIIIIIKKKE.
GOTT EIIIMMM.

I do not have brain damage
next month im using helium. peace out

>>36383666
As long as it's not black magic. Fucking cauldron burning witches.

>>36383666
Hell, I'd do it with her.

>>36385999
Nice trips my guy, pls reconsider though

>>36383666
My dream girl fantasy would be a vampire who uses me for cuddles and as a human cattle to feed upon so yes I would OP

>>36386038
1000 PPM Loss of consciousness after 1 hour of exposure.
1600 PPM Headache, nausea, and dizziness after 20 minutes of exposure.
Death within 1-2 hours.
3200 PPM Headache, nausea, and dizziness after 5-10 minutes; collapse and unconsciousness after 30 minutes of exposure.
Death within 1 hour.
6400 PPM Death within 30 minutes.
12,800 PPM Immediate physiological effects, unconsciousness.
Death within 1-3 minutes of exposure.

I miscalculated last time

Wish me luck.
I been reconsidering for 4 years.

>>36383666
Pump and dump if severely retarded levels of stupid are involved in the rituals. If they're ouja board shit abandon her ass immediately. If it's a little quirk stay with her as long as I can.

>>36383666
No literally my number 1 thing I hate is witchcraft

>>36386089
Good luck bro. I wish I had the strength to do it. Whichever way you choose, I wish you luck.

>>36383666
I do that shit too, so it's a plus!!
>666
spooky