>tfw you don't even know how to put a condom >it doesn't

Why are lolis so verboten?

>pinch the top and pull it a bit
>place the rest on the top of your dick
>put your fingers on the sides
>don't pull, unroll it. The condom is rolled on itself, just unwrap it around your dick
>profit

thank me later OP

>>36382868
You literally just put it on your dick and unroll it.

>>36382868
Condoms suck honestly, you can't feel anything. It's way better to just only have sex with girls on birth control and get tested regularly.

>>36383202
Go fuck yourself, normalfag. Stay in your normie boards.

>>36382868
>tfw no kokonoe rin gf to teach me about sekkusu

I don't even know what size to buy. My dicks pretty small though so by the off chance I got the chance to use a condom, it wouldn't fit. What a fucking disaster that would be. like you said though, it doesn't matter because it won't happen

>>36383202
I don't know what you're talking about dog, its not that bad, something about seeing my dick wrapped in shiny latex is really hot.

You last a lot longer because of the decreased stimulation, so more intimacy time, y'know the only advantage sex has over masturbating anyway.

maybe try thinner condoms or something, the first time I used one I hated them as well, but now just putting one on makes me diamonds cause I know whats coming next

>>36382868

Doesn't really matter because as soon as you knew how you'd instantly do everything in your power not to have to wear one anyway.

>>36384798
>wear a condom and experience a slight decrease in stimuli
>don't wear one and risk creating an autistic robot who will cost you over $250k and 18 years of your life, acquire normie sex diseases, and maybe get blood on your dick

>>36384883
A blood stained dick is an extraordinary dick.

>>36384883
>Not cumming as deep as you possibly can in a pussy every opportunity you get

What are you, a faggot?

I thought about buying a condom from a gas station bathroom dispenser so I could practice putting it on but I didn't have any coins. I guess one day I'll watch a tutorial or something

Ok
Catc

>>36384883
>not wanting blood from an (ex)virgin in your dick
>>>/lgbt/