TELL ME OF AN EASY AND FAST WAY TO KILL MYSELF PLEASE

>>36382789
Just chug everything under the kitchen sink. You should die within a few hours.

>>36382825
thats pretty painful fuck off

>>36382789
>TELL ME OF AN EASY AND FAST WAY TO KILL MYSELF PLEASE
do you have a garage? Carbon monoxide is pretty painless I've heard

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>>36382855
carbon monoxide?
garage?

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>>36382789
Brain aneurysm should do the trick

>>36382921
can you help me get one anon?
guide me through it drop your steam or discord
I wanna do it this week

>>36382789
i do have a textfile from the deep web on how to kill yourself

>>36383055
show it to me please anon

>>36383055
>>36383070
yeah I'm interested too

>>36382789
get shit face drunk and after that keep drinking than sleep on your back, you won't even know you died

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be wary of asphyxiation

it gave me brain damage

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>>36383222
hmm that sounds like the easiest way
I pass out easy too
sounds like a win for me

Where's that guy with the Helium method?

>>36382789
By hugging the heck out of me ;3

>>36383610
you sound like you have a way
can you tell me?

>>36383268
almost killed me you didn't even know I almost died, but my dad rolled me over and told me about it the next day

Be black in America

>>36383643
Yeah I told you hug me and cuddle me super tight you dumb dumb

>>36383707
very funny
just tell me an easy way an ill be out of your hair

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>>36383558
you mean this?
>>36383159
>>36383070
sorry anons, cant find it. i guess i deleted it or something.

>>36383742
>supplies
dropped

>>36382890
>carbon monoxide
The shit that's emitted from the assignment of your car
>garage
Where your car is

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00 buck 12 gauge how do you not end up doing this to yourself? saying "aim upwards" is vauge because where would you have to hit and what are the odds of living?

>>36382789
Do you want an honest answer?

Classic CPAP mask + helium does the trick just well. I almost did it once. It feels like you're falling asleep. I chickened out RIGHT before I "fell asleep." Sucks, I know, but now I know it's peaceful and painless.

>>36383887

You put the barrel inside your mouth, not under your chin. You angle the barrel so it's aiming for your brain stem, or straight up as much as you can, so it blows through your brain. You won't feel a thing.

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>>36384214
when i think of brain stem i think of tge cord that is in the spine am i wrong? basically will this kind of angle work? im guessibg youd say this is 45 degrees?

Shooting yourself and jumping off a high area is the most quick and painless but if you can't you should try eating some poisonous flowers or seeds since you can mostly just order them online. Dunno how long it takes or how much it hurts though. Or hanging yourself. You can even kill yourself by drinking lots of water. But that's really hard

>>36384297
that angle would most certainly work.
Highest chance of success with very little opportunity for human error would be jumping from a high place though. Very hard to fuck up unless you pick place not tall enough to kill you.

>>36383732
Meet me and I'll give you a reason to live

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>>36384379
i don't believe you

>>36382855
>>36383742
>>36383925
beware asphyxiation please trust me

i know from experience it's not reliable

if you're saved it gives you brain damage

>>36384379
actual op here,
no
you can guide me on how to end it if you have steam or discord though

One thing I've always wanted to try was chugging a bottle of NyQuil, getting a plastic bag, tying it around your neck and fastening it with a belt, then going to sleep.
Would it work anons?