excuse me, potion sellers, how do i get gf?

>>36380698

Try hitting puberty first.

>>36380720
excuse me, i'll have you know that my mummy calls me a big boy

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cmon guys, this isn't funny! i dont wanna be a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:[

YOU GUYS ARE BIG MEANIES!!

Talking like that isn't fucking cute or funny. Don't post on here for a few more years

>>36380698
YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST GF POTIONS

You cannot handle a GF. a gf is too normie for you, robot.

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>>36380698
>befriend girl
>ask her to be your girlfriend
>if she says yes, success
>if she says no, an hero

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>>36382124
Isn't that how """""friendzone""""" happens?

Post rest of face. If you look like Adam Lamza I will personally fly to you and you can take my virginity

>>36382172
I meant Lanza.......

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>>36382167
well friendzone is better than
"ignored for being a creepy robot" zone. you could always move from the friendzone to a sexier zone. desu idk man or I wouldn't fucking be here lol.

>>36382172
I have posted my face on /soc/ and been told that I look a bit like Lanza, but I don't really want to post my face on this potion-related imageboard again.

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>>36382124
>befriend girl
om... how do i do that exactly?

>>36380698
BAN THIS FAGGOT AND THE REST OF THE UNDERAGE FAGGOTS REEEEEE

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>>36383229
you're the faggot here, faggot.