Daily reminder: if you're over 20 and a virgin women consider

>>36379931
Daily reminder that reading stuff on the internet doesn't represent the reality of this question.

Also, don't listen to holes for this kind of shit. If they judge you based on how much partner you have had in the past. Then you know that the person is superficially shallow and has nothing good to offer.

Yeah. I was in the same situation. I lied. So I got to have sex.

Women are liars. If you tell them the truth you're asking to get hurt.

>>36379931
>Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge. He definitely didn't need that -- and really, he should get points for honesty, right? But outwardly, I was ultra-calm.

Wow what a whore (her own admission, by the way). Had no idea a woman would actually think of a grown virgin this way.

What's more interesting about the ""article"" though is how she looks at herself as some kind of tragic super hero in the matter, having to sleep with an attractive man who had never had sex before. She left him for a week after seeing that he couldn't put on a condom and then felt she was doing something terrible and heroic by going out on a second date with him.

Like wtf... it's just sex, woman. You already said that you were having whore amounts of it just before this guy.

Archive that shit fag, clicks are money

"He should have told me earlier". That's the most certain way to cockblock yourself. I waited until the very last moment and it turned out fine

That's why if you ever end up in a position where sex may happen, especially with some slut, it's better for her to think you were just trash at it.

>>36379931
Holy fuck this is brutal to read as a 26 yo virgin that's not even good looking or smart.

It really is a catch 22, a week ago I was awkwardly fooling around with a girl in a car after she'd been talking dirty af to me for weeks. She hasn't returned my texts since that night because I acted like such a loser

>>36380146
http://archive.is/TWgJG

thanks for this advice anon

>>36379931
this is why I hate women
>rejected by women
>spend years working out and learning fashion sense
>finally pass for a normalfag
>let my power level slip once
>get rejected and turned into a laughing stock on the internet

>>36379931
>woman having sex with virgin guy
>she determines it's not what he wants for him

>http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/losing-virginity-as-an-adult
>woman has sex for the first time at 30
>She depicts herself as a total victim

why are women always seen as the victim no matter what side they're on?

>>36379931
>Handsome, athletic, intelligent, charismatic, 27 year old Chad is actually a virgin.

Absolutely nothing in that article suggested he was any of those things, apart from intelligent.

If you're a virgin at 27, it's because you have squandered your adolescence and young adulthood. There is no one to blame but yourself and any negative reactions you get are entirely justified.

>>36380336

>waste literally YEARS being a sperg
>get mad and blame others for your choices

This is like when you guys blame girls for rejecting you when you refuse to just hit on them and ask them out and instead orbiting them for months until you confess.

Just fucking lie

sex isnt that hard

dont cum in 5 mins
try lots of psoitions youve seen in porn
kiss her tits
slap her ass

fucking ez

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>>36380523
>dont cum in 5 minutes

I've had sex thrice, didn't get better each time. Did okay on the oral, but even when masturbating its hard to get to a few minutes, and thats including the frequent 30 second breaks

My friend is a virgin and at one point he almost had sex. Like in bed naked with a girl but didn't actually do the deed. When he told her he was a virgin she really liked it and said "I can help you with that". Which is pretty crazy and hot.
The reason why it didn't happen is that he kept on asking for permission to do stuff like kiss her and touch her boobs. In the end she was laughing too much and nothing happened. He was 21 then, now 22 and still a virgin. The point is that some girls actually like the idea of it even if it doesn't work out practically.

>>36380559
>thrice
Bong detected

>>36380451
>implying we choose to spend years sperging out

>>36380523
This. I haven't had sex since 2011 but if the question gets asked I'm saying it's only been a year

>>36380602
From America actually

>>36380559
It surprises me whenever I hear of robots who haven't been edging

>>36380173

Just don't tell them if the situation ever comes up. I wouldn't even say it after you had sex with her.. Don't tell women the truth. Tell them the most normie answer you can think of.

>>36380653
I have been edging, still last like 3 and a half minutes tops. Sometimes just touching my dick once is enough to bring me almost there

>>36380617
Kill yourself, normalfag. Fuck off from this board.

>>36380707
I barely come here anymore so it doesn't matter. Just a cyborg passing by.

>>36380559
>>36380568
>>36380523
What's with all the normies ITT? This is a robot board.

>>36380788
>cyborg
Ah yes, the word normalfags use to fit in.

>tfw i come in like 30 seconds masturbating
>even longer with some kind of lube
>took like 20 minutes to cum again after i kept jerking off after i came

still a virgin, but i deathgrip my cock which probably is a major part of it

>>36380804
I'm the second post you replied to and if you actually read what I said I'm talking about my (only) friend, not myself. It goes without saying I'm KHV. I guess having one friend since I was 10 makes me a bit of a normie.

>>36380612


But that's exactly what you do.

You prolong the awkward adolescence every guy goes through for literally years. Nobody else is making the choice to refuse to develop but you.

>>36380804

This isn't your board. You are here to provide amusement for the rest of us.

>>36380559
pull out and finger her

>I basically started kind of collecting men like Pokemon.
>I'm not proud. OK, I'm a little proud.

>He had a real job and a real place to live

>Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge.

was this article designed to trigger me?

>>36381427

lmao what a cunt she is

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>>36381427
there are no words, only pic related

>>36381159
if a problem happens to someone its maybe their problem

if a problem happens to a population, something is wrong with the society, not the individuals.

>>36380559
try a condom? If that dont work or you don't wanna use a condom for some reason try adderall,I got subscribed it recently and not only does it increase my libido but it also increases orgasm control

And of course women here claim they "don't care".

>>36381159
>Nobody else is making the choice to refuse to develop but you.
Yes, humans make choices. But isn't it mysterious how collectives of people make certain choices more or less depending on environmental factors? Almost as if humans have a nature and are not soul-driven bodies constantly making bad decisions for no reason.

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>>36381159
>he thinks autists choose to be autistic

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD FUCKING NEUROTYPICALFAG

>>36380034
>If they judge you based on how much partner you have had in the past. Then you know that the person is superficially shallow and has nothing good to offer.

Lmao, what board do you think you're on?

Shit like this makes me dedicated to wanting to work out for the sole purpose of destroying roasty souls.

>>36385098
Work out and better myself*

Its better to not be honest and tell her, but just fumble your way through and let her think you are bad in bed.
Those are women, did you expect being honest to them is ever a good move?