*blocks your path* >Hey cutie, got a facebook?

um, no, not anymore haha. would you like to exchange emails?

facebook? lmao what is this, 09?

Not i a million years is this not a prank so I'd just ignore her and keep walking

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i've got a steam

no, you got steam?

>>36379307
Like a youtube prank? What would be the punchline? Just her being mean to you? I've never seen a prank like that.

>>36379216
She is Israeli, anon. She couldn't care for your goy seed.

>>36379352
All pranks are literally this

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>>36379216
Uh, nah, I deleted it a while ago. How about your phone number?

No do you have neopets

>>36379216

>ignore her
>walk away

>>36379216
You mean kikebook? No, I'm ethically opposed to jew-controlled social media platforms that censor news and censor groups according to their ideology while selling your private information for a profit.

>>36379352
>I've never seen a prank like that
Is this a joke?
I've had plenty such pranks played on me back in school.

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>>36379392
>>36379323
>>36379314
>>36379278
>>36379251
>>36379415

what kind of person doesn't have a facebook?

>>36379366
Jewish girls get goyed all the time.

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u-uh no thanks

>think about it the rest of the year while crying

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>>36379435
>what kind of person doesn't have a facebook?
An intelligent one

>>36379216
You're a trap. Also no I was busy applying to grad school, so I got rid of it.

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>>36379474
Indeed. Only boys use facebook. Real men communicate with women via telegram.

>>36379216
*turn 360 degrees and walk away*

>haha nice eyebrows dude

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Facebook, is in fact, Face/Book, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Face plus Book. Book is not an operating social network unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Face system made useful by the Face HTML, marketing and vital system components comprising a full Social media as defined by Zuckerberg.
Many browsers users run a modified version of the Face system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Face which is widely used today is often called Facebook, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Book system, developed by the Book Project.
There really is a Facebook, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Book is the kernel: the code in the coding that allocates the computer's ram to the other browser that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an social media, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Book is normally used in combination with the Face HTML; the whole system is basically Face with Book added, or Face/Book. All the so-called Facebook renderings are really renderings of Face/Book!

>>36379435
a robot, duh

>>36379216
Nah I deleted it already, bye.

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>>36379541
I thought you were going to say telepathy for a second there.

Disappointed

>>36379216
negative, sireee

>Continue walking because she obviously isn't talking to me

This thread is bait we need more fun stuff on /r9k/

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>>36379216
Facebook?!?! I stopped using Facebook in 2008. Lemme ask you something, do you have a geocities or angelfire page? Are you on AIM?

>>36379639
this entire site is bait, anon.

nah that shit is for my grandma u want my kik or snapchat or some shit

>>36379661
>getting hostile with a girl who is into you
this is why you guys are alone.

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>>36379696
>nah that shit
>or some shit

>>36379216
I don't date oranges, sorry.

She's a real life fake profile. Reject friend request.

are you paid to do this?

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>>36379216
>bog face
Can some give me the run down on this girl?

>>36379216
No but here's my mailing address and zip code.

>>36379732
what the shit is ur problem bro

>>36379786
kek. Came here to post this

orgi

fuck off roastie whore reeeeeeee
>run off into the distance
>trench coat billows behind me and fedora flies off of my head
>as my autism and diabetes causes me to collapse 100 m away, I wipe my greasy forehead with my fingerless gloves
>"3DPD reeeeeeee!"

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>>36379712
>implying
>probably not a hidden camera show/youtube prank channel/kidney harvesting ring

>>36379216
Why? You want to scroll through 5 years of me posting music?

>>36379216

Facebook does not have users. It has useds.

I do not use facebook because it does not respect the freedoms of its useds.

> * I look you from face to toe with a smirk on my face *
> uhhhhh... so what youtube prank am i on

but if it was for real id just laugh and and ask her to give me her phone so i can add it because i have an exotic name, then id just bug her phone and get n00ds for life

>>36380353

Robots can't have diabetes, that's a normie disease for fat 'people'.

>Heh, yeah
>Write a random code on a slip of paper
>Come get it
>She reaches for it
>Grab her arm and dislocate it
>Turn 360 degrees and virgin walk away

She looks like a Bogdanoff

>>36379435
Not even normies have Facebook anymore. It's all just grandparents and aunts sharing cooking recipes. Deleted that shit along with everyone else last year

>>36379216
honestly I stopped looking at or caring about hot chicks a long time ago

>>36381580
>exotic name
I thought I was alone

No. Do you have health insurance?
>Clothesline her to hell

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>>36379216
yeah hold on let me live stream something

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>>36379216
I'M GETTING A FUCKING MCRIB GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36379541
>telegram
REAL NIGGAS REPRESENT WHO /g/ HERE

Please stop talking to me

>Do a 360 and walk away

>>36379216
You dare speak to me, you fucking filthy mortal?
*teleports on top of you*
POO POO PEE PEE I WANT MY TENDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
*Poopjugs you in half*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP, nuthin personal, m'lady.

>>36379216
keep walking because she's obviously not talking to me. there's probably someone behind me. otherwise its a "prank".

>>36379216
grab the back of her head give her a 3sec smack on the lips very audible, then walk past her. the prank is on her

>>36379216
I'd be 99% sure that I'm being suckered into some lame prank video, so I just either ask for info first or give a fake name and go on my way.

>>36379216
No, but I got a dick.

>>36379216
"I do not fuck biopussy. Flashlight ONLY!"

>>36379216
>I'm sorry Mam but, you need friends and a phone to be able to use FB
>It's just a prank broo

>>36379216
>2017
>not conceding to gnosticist ideology
>slave to your technologies and their Manufacturers
get out of my way you filthy slut

>>36379541
>materialist communication
>not communicating to your future oneitis by directly altering the collective consciousness
you gonna stay a virgin forever frendo?

I do not have facebook because I do not like spying on the privacy of others

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>>36379216
>using facebook

>>36379251
In that case I'm more of a normie than she is.

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obligatory worm of goness

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>>36379576
We all can do it too, follow:

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

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>>36379216
stop muting me, brah

>>36379216
Sorry I only like white girls.

>>36379216
I have one. But I since I don't know you I won't share it with you.