Why are men so obsessed with big natural breasts?

>>36375633
They aren't. They're obsessed with big unnaturally firm tits that stay up against gravity and have perfectly small round areolas.

>>36375670
get a load of nancy no-tits over here

>>36375670
>small areolas
lost test beta shut up.
the bigger, thicker skinned, bumbier, darker, and high lactation rate the better

>>36375715
More like nancy cow udders. I have serious titty envy.

gonna need some pasta sauce

>>36375633
Bigger breasts, wider hips, etc. All signs that a female would be suitable for reproduction

I just really like butts.

>>36375633
a lot of men prefer small or no tits

Oh, and beside butts: hips too. Round hips.

>>36375751
let me milk you

>>36375751
Meh, tiddies are tiddies. I'm not complaining. Big, small, misshapen, I like em all.

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>>36375670
>They're obsessed with big unnaturally firm tits that stay up against gravity and have perfectly small round areolas.
>all this projection

Big breasts can make a 3/10 girl beautiful.

>>36375817
Sorry, I like them big.

I prefer nice butts

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>>36375633
I don't understand the point of this question. It's like asking why water is wet.

>>36375790
You may be disappointed, but it's not a porn.
FULL BODY MASSAGE is the movie, the titcow is Mimi Rogers and based Tom Cruise tapped that.

>>36375931
Post more big titties.

Biology. Oreganolitis.

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>>36375958
>calling a scientologist based

good movies tho

>>36375817
This means you're gay, it's ok to like them but if you prefer them then your gay.

>>36375633
i dont care what you have body wise as long as you arent too fat
ill take anything that shows interests in me
i just will try not to get attached because when something goes wrong it is gonna hurt

>>36375633
Not all guys, OP

I prefer flat-chested tomboys 2bh.

>>36375817
To look at yes

in practice no

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>>36375999
I really can't be bothered but you got such tidy trips.

This good enough?

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>>36375670

This is clearly your first boob thread.

>>36376330
I prefer more the earlier type. Those are nice as well, sure, but don't quite have the same ummph to them.

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>>36376386
Damn. Fine, I'll try again.

Better?

>>36375633
I don't really care for breasts of any size. I'm mostly into women's feets.

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>>36376431
>Damn. Fine, I'll try again.
>Better?
Better.

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anon want milgy

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>>36376497
Good. Have to obey trips.

Here's another one to go with that. Covered, but it pairs well for reasons.

Because we spent 1st year of our life milking mommy. We need substitutes.

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Who /bigboobsbigbelly/ here?

>>36376512
She seems pretty nice. Total nympho, too.

I like flat chests.

>>36376330
I like these, they're pretty good.

>>36376566
>>36376431
fuck she reminds me a shit ton of this girl I used to (date?). she looked similar but with a more athletic body. still a tiddymonster tho

>>36376197
>>36375863
>>36376085
big tits make girl less cute and they make ass look visibly smaller

>>36375670
lmao I hope this post was ironic.

>>36375633
it would suck having huge tits honestly, just like it would suck having a foot long flaccid dick.

>>36375633

For the more adequate feeding of my several offspring.

>>36375633
Don't care.
Ass man
>P. "Assmin"

>>36375633

that's like asking why are women obsessed with big huge cocks

why the fuck do you think?

>>36375670
no one likes small areolas on big boobs

>>36377521

Somebody does...

>>36376512
can you pay to do this?

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>>36375670

>imblyigng

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>>36375670
Despite knowing that this is bait of a big titted roastie fishing for (you's) I'll still reply - you're utterly wrong and naturally big tits with equally big areolas and that delicious amount of sag cannot be beat.
>>36376593
The superior choice.

>>36375633
I'm not.

I'm obsessed with firm tits.

I've been with girls who had BIG tits. But they felt like a ziplock bag 50% full of water. There was no firmness. It was just a sack of water. It was floppy. It wasn't remotely exciting.

I've known girls with big FIRM tits. Bounce a quarter off them kind of tits. But I've never played with any tits like that personally.

That's the main reason I'm open minded about fake tits.

If you've been with the big floppy tits I've been with, you'd be open minded too.

It's not just the size that matters. It's the FEEL. It's the SENSATION. And if it just feels like a sad bag of water, it's just not very erotic.

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>>36378205
Take your shit taste and your spacing back where you belong you goddamn poofster

>>36375633
Humans are programmed to reproduce and tits are only one variable of sex appeal we humanly are attracted to