what the heck happened to r9k, there are 20% roastie posts and

>>36375610
The worst ones are the ones who don#t pretend to be. At least give us an illusion...

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>>36375610
>if you were born female you can't be a robot
okay, but then how come i always get robot on these tests then?

FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
#NOTMYPRESIDENT
/POL/ BTFO
ALT-RIGHT BTFO
DRUMPF BTFO
KILL KILL KILL
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36375693
Because you're a liar. Like all women.

>>36375753
amen


originakinio

>>36375753
and what am I lying about?

>>36375925
there enough redpills about women and their lies on this board, suprised you don't already know

>>36376308
So if, hypothetically, the test I posted is true. (Doesn't matter if you believe me or not, just if there is a girl it DOES apply to)
Would you consider that girl a robot?

>>36376399
I think if she is older than 20: yes
under 20:no

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>Robots
>On r9k

They all left, dude. I still stick around because because of a few threads which get reposted. Normalfags ruin every thread.

>>36375693
>not showering
>going to university

EWWWWWWWW

>>36376580
I heard of they're in another website only true robots know.

>>36375610

There are 0 robots left here anon... just do yourself a favor and leave too. there's nothing left for you here.

>>36377018
Girls generally don't shower often. I saw one study that showed the average girl showers 2-3 times a week.

I'm just too lazy to shower more than once a week if I even do that.

>>36375610
"robot" isn't a synonym for "incel". we would just call you incels if it was.

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>>36377148
Maybe in India.
Most western women either shower or take a bath daily.
Most do not wash their hair daily though.

it really bothers me that the women won't leave /r9k/
I don't understand this delusion that /r9k/ is for women in any way

>>36377206
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11427875/Four-out-of-five-women-dont-shower-every-day.html

>Four out of five women admit they don't shower every day
>A third of the women interviewed said that they could go for three days without washing their body
>33 per cent admitting to leaving it as long as three days from wash to wash
>Sixty three per cent admit to not removing makeup before going to sleep after a night out

>>36377308
I stay because I have no friends and because I am a shut-in.

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>>36377308
I don't understand why men think that /r9k/ is just for them. No rule states it, no ruling from Moot or Chink Moot either.

>>36377321
>only interviewing Brits

>>36377339
failed normie
unless you have something wrong with you

>>36375693
>>36375925
>woman
>not a virgin
In your dreams, you RPing autist

>>36377308
I don't understand why they ever came here
same with the redditors and the rest of the site

I guess they want attention

>>36376534
>female
>yes
fugg off newfag

>>36377385
I'm schizophrenic.
I wish I was a failed normie.

>>36377369
Sorry but who's moot ??

>>36377369
>"them"
Posting anime girls on 4chan doesn't make you any less of a dude.

>>36377434
>muh self diagnosed snowflakeitis :,(
Kill yourself you gutter trash attentionwhore

>>36375610
i had a gf but she was using me to prove to her dad that she can date "nice guys" also this was in the 7th grade. other than that im a KHV. do i still count as a robot?

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>>36377489
I take Seroquel, Prozac, Wellbutrin, latuda, and Ritalin. prescribed. by my doctor. for schizophrenia, treatment-resistant depression, and autism.

>>36377443
>either he's trolling or he's actually this new

>>36377506
You fall into the failed normalfaggot category.

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>>36375610
this place is hilarious

you simply haven't been here very long and long enough if you think this place is some neet sekrit klub

its always been like this,except that time when the robot was removed and anyone with any sort of sense fled

>>36377523
stop taking those evil pills.
all you need are opiates and xanax

>>36377539
Can you, please, tell me who's this "moot", Madame ?

>>36377523
got cucked by pharma

>>36377570
I need antipsychotics to keep my neurons from dying and permanently damaging my brain.
what would opiates and Xanax do?

>>36377462
I'm good at pretending to be a white male, aren't I?

>>36377400
I'm gonna ask you the same question. Hypothetically, if there is a girl who posts here who's test results look like that, is she a "robot"?

>>36377551
so is this a good thing for me? im ugly as shit and get turned down constantly and still live with parents

idk why i even want to be a robot. i guess i've been here long enought to understand that women are vapid cunts

>>36375610
All your real robots are in read-only

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>>36377523
>maybe if I make my bullshit more histrionic they won't think I'm an attention seeker

>>36377635
No, Dumbfuck.

>>36377642
Ok-ok you're a robot.

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>>36377647
>maybe if I keep making shit up about this anon, it will be true

>>36377613
they told you that your neurons would die by excitotoxicity? that cannot happen without like methamphetamine. antipsychotics are meant to 'domicile imbeciles'

>>36377724
No reason to be a rude boy. Just polling general opinion.

>>36377739
yeah, they told me my brain would anhero without antipsychotic drugs. I am doing better on antipsychotics, but antidepressants are absolutely 100% fake. I still feel fucking terrible.

>>36377148
That's fucking disgusting and a lie, I shower every morning and after work because kids are gross
Might've been my best freak mom...I blame a lot on her...

>>36377836
how am I lying? Girls on average shower every other day AT BEST.

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>>36377635
four_you
324

>>36377800
my bad. I looked it up and schizophrenia can cause proliferating cell death. you should still talk to your doctor about taking fewer pills, as few as possible

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>>36375610

>It's another wizchan reject tries to make /r9k/ wizchan episode!

Fuck off, failed normieism, feels and tfw no gf was always what /r9k/ was

>>36375610
Forgot that one part. There are no girls on the internet.

>>36375693
Just got 88. Sad. I knew I have to change.

>>36377964
I have an appointment next Tuesday. I want off of Prozac ASAP. It's useless. Also it gives me heartburn.

>>36375693
Got a 57. Am grill. AMA

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>>36375610
Robots (reddit tier dots indicating a pause) on /r9k/. (acronym indicating uncontrollable laughter)