What would a 10 year old version of yourself think of you now?

>>36374785
"Huh, things really don't get better"

>>36374785
>well, at least your dreams of playing video games all day came true

>>36374785
I was diagnosed with stomach ulcers around that age.
>Hey your still alive, why?

>>36374785
"should've expected the worst the could happen"

>>36374785
I don't think he'd believe that I was once him. Two different people both in appearance and demeanor.

>>36374785
"Why are you still playing ocarina of Time?"

>>36374785
>Ha, just as expected

>>36374896
>tfw I was playing my nintendo 64 last night
>mostly road rash, but also some doom 64 too.

>>36374785
Rest in peace knees

>>36374969
why? what's wrong with what she's doing?

>>36374785
Why didn't I start banging hookers sooner

>>36374785

He'd like me.

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>>36374785
>"I'm glad you are doing good in school, but maybe you could smile more too!"


Sorry, but I just don't think I can do it kid.

>>36374785
He'd kill himself on the spot to save us both.

>How did it come to this?
I was a pretty normal happy kid around that age. The seeds of my failure had already been planted, but I was completely unaware. I was unaware of a lot of things, actually. Looking back, I have no idea how I functioned.

>>36374785
>"Woah cool you can play videogames and browse the internet all day and don't have to go to school? Wow that's so neat that mom and dad don't tell you what to do anymore!"

He would be completely devastated and terrified.

>>36374785
"Yes! didn't give up vidya for girls, fuck you dad"

>>36374991
weights and high semi squats are bad for joints

>>36374785
He would think I'm cool. Probably bit afraid of me. Possibly masturbate to confusing lewd thoughts of me.

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>"So things don't get much better once dad's gone."

If I have a flat Hank Hill ass and "skip leg day everyday" legs, can I improve my situation with squats and oats or am I fucked? No homo

He'd probably be disgusted by how much of a pervert I am and disappointed by how little I've accomplished.

>>36375358
yes
4aw3er4wae3tfaw4erfw4ae3tfgaw4etfgwa34rtgwer43

you let every opportunity pass by you without even trying to accomplish something, you're so hopeless that I should just kill myself.

>>36375382
How long would it take? Are weights mandatory?

>>36375133
I was completely unaware until I was like 19. Whenever I try to imagine myself back then it's like my entire mind was in a fog and I have no idea why I did a lot of things I did or why I thought or acted some ways. It's like watching movie

>>36375140
Literally living a 12 year olds DREAM

"You really fucked up, Michael. Why did you have to fuck up like this? Why haven't you murdered our mother by now you alcoholic junky. Worthless trash"

Omigash!!! youre room is so kawaii!!! y dont chu like aot anymoar??? T_T do u have freinds now? :3 probz not becuz youre so wierd n geeky ^~^

>>36374785
>Holy shit, you didn't kill yourself yet??? You have a bunch of friends or something /).(\

If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have thrown up those pills.

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>>36374785
Please stop our dad from raping us.

>>36374785
Nothing really, asexual back then and asexual now

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>>36374785
"Wow I don't look much older."
I'm 25.

>you've lost everything in life and never once tried to help yourself
>want to play Mario

>>36374785
>>so...this is us?
>>I see we're going through with the plan, to join the Navy since we have zero interests
>>why haven't you been shipped off you graduated a year ago?
>>*i show him our braces*
>>fug
>>he asks if we got a gf, or if we became Chad
I tell him we did sort of...but not one we thought was super pretty...and we didn't become Chad because our middle school and high school selves didn't lift. Even then, we're still social outcasts.

>>36375406
go on fit ss+gomad, 3 months for noticeable anything.

>why doesn't anyone talk to you anymore?

>>36375502
Attack on Titan? I hope you mean the manga or you're underage b&

>>36375666
>implying I'll trust satan
gomad is a meme

>>36374785
"You're cooler than me but still a fucking moron. Such an idiot, holy fuck you're dumb."

>>36375569
I feel like you just posted this to make someone angry

he'd be disappointed

>>36375570
>Wow, I've hardly even grown half a foot
fuck

>>36374785
"Why do you look like a slightly taller, slightly worse looking version of me?"

>>36374785
I'd be roughly in 4th grade. At the time I was more into military stuff, so I feel like I would've expected myself to be some cool military guy. Now I don't want to die and I'm also kind of a weakling. Not really my thing anymore. I might've been fascinated with my video game skills and setup, lol.

>>36374785
>So I really am gonna regret that, huh

>>36375707
No, but everytime I do some normie/failed normie gets butt blasted like always

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>>36374785

He'd probably think I'm cool at first but once it gets to the more bitter details he'll want want to an hero off this earth at that instant.

At that age I thought being a kid sucks and being an adult is awesome but now I seriously want to go back.

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>>36374847
yeah, 10 year old me wouldn't understand how sad this all is
he would love the idea of my life, at least
kind of makes me think
pic unrelated

>>36375415
19 here as well. The moment you hit reality and realise you aren't like everyone else after thinking it's going to get better any day now can be a difficult thing to come to terms with

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>>36375876
>wow I can't wait to be an adult and all manly
>15 years later and I just look like a slightly hairy child

>he's learning maths, what a loser

>>36375415
This. I feel like i haven't been self aware for half my life. Even until today, there are days that, looking back, i cant remember being self aware.

>>36374785
>FFFFFPPPPRARRBBBRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPFPFPFPFFFPLAAAARPOP

I'm sorry what was the question again

>>36376248
keked quite hard

>Has it been 10 years already?

>>36374785
kek, it never ceases to amaze me. The variety of exercises i see girls doing at the gym, just to work out their ass. nothing else. ever.

>>36376432
yes, it actually has

>>36374785
He'd think that I'm pathetic for becoming a DPH fiend ;_____;

>>36376560
it's not like they need to exercise anything else

>>36374785
I'd call me a faggot

>where did all your friends go?
>why do you look so upset?

>At least you're off depression medication and went to a normal public school
>Eventually

>>36376635
true, but it doesnt stop being weird to me

my r9k mind tells me they're doing to get railed from behind. i actually laugh at them in the gym

>>36376794
>they're doing to get railed from behind
But of course, why else.
It's only for Chad, though.

i would either think i'm a disappointment or a cool guy

>>36376588
thanc mr tyme confurmy man

>>36374785
It would depend on whether she could feel what I feel. The immense pressure and deadlines rushing towards me and the pure isolation, socially and culturally.

But if she just saw my life I'm sure she'd be amazed. I'm studying a masters in a different country. I think at 10 I aspired to be working at the Sainsbury's checkout until I found a husband, maybe the library when I felt more ambitious. It's what everyone expected.

>>36377102
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
TITS OR GTFO FOUL WENCH
YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION HUSBANDS AND GENDER BECAUSE GOD FORBID YOUR POST HAD TO STAND ON ITS OWN MERITS
FUCKING CUNTS

Honestly tell a monkey brain normalfag that sex andor relationships are a fruitless social convention and they turn into victims

>>36374785
What a fucking fag lmao then i would proceed to beat him up and guide him to the right path

>>36374785

-Holy shit, I'm gay now ??
-Holy shit, I'm ripped ????
-Holy shit, I am a useless failed faggot with no job??
-Nice going asshole!

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>>36374785
I was a crybaby at 10, so I'd probably push 10yr old me over and crack up as he burst into treats

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what my 10 year old version of me would think???

>why the fuck aren't you a mighty wizard knight, who has conquered most of the world, and why haven't you become a yugioh and pokemon champion

kind of a dumb question, asking what my 13 year old version would think would be a better one

>>36374785
10 yo me already knew that I would be lonely forever so he would be ok with that. He would also like to know that we lost weight, and that I'm going for an academic career like I wanted to.

So, basically, 10 yo me would be fine with how I am now, but the expectations were always low to begin with.

>>36377501
are you sure that's the kind of thoughts you had at 10? i still thought that dragons were real at that age

>>36377525
Yeah, i was a huge edgelord kid who wanted to be a scientist and got into discussions with adults because I was an atheist, that sort of shit. I also already figuring out that I was 'different' from the other kids and they wouldn't ever like me.

Hell, I'm still an edgelord now, and proud of it.

>>36377686
i reckon this is what happens when we let our sons be raised by childless cat ladies; the many benefits of state run education

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>>36377356
>crack up as he burst into treats

Why were you a pinata at age 10?

>>36375878
Really? I think most ten year olds are smart enough to know that adults shouldn't be spending 24/7 inside playing video games and watching cartoons.

>>36377501
>10 yo me already knew that I would be lonely forever
>He would also like to know that we lost weight
>and that I'm going for an academic career like I wanted to.
>So, basically, 10 yo me would be fine with how I am now, but the expectations were always low to begin with.
Are younger me?
Interestingly(maybe,) if I spoke to 17 year old me he would have had delusions of us making it in more normalfag ways and ree'd endlessly.
By the time I was 19, I remembered I wasn't made to associate with people.
Still, ten year old me would think that being a /fitfag/, working a job in tech where I'm not accountable to people most of the time and spend most of the day dicking around online, having my own place where I play video games and have a sex doll is the definition of success.
/blog
Perspective.

>>36377795
That's all I wanted to ever do when I was 10....

>>36374785
10 year old me would be too busy playing Donkey Kong Country to care

>>36374785
sad i'm still a virgin
happy i'm going to a very good school

He would be upset that I don't live by myself in the woods somewhere. Sorry kid but I really am trying...one day kid one day.

>>36374785
Probaly hate me for my 1300$ PC and ultrafast internet connection

>>36378343
why would a 10 year old care if you got laid or not? At most they'd find it odd you're not married with kids or something

>>36374785
>you only got 2 99's
>jesus christ you're shit

Everything is really perfect and awesome and as I had hoped except my gf barely likes me and I may never see her again after may

That I am one cool motherfucker. My 28 year old self doesn't always think this but I know for sure that I would be impressed with my life's accomplishments. All of the girls I had sex with. The foreign countries I traveled to. Hacking people's email accounts. Having been a part of a group that leaked video games before their release date. Owning a collection of all the consoles I wanted to have when I was a kid.

It's almost like my entire life has been spent trying to impress my 10 year old self and 14 year old self. Now my 28 year old self is trying to pick up the pieces and fix things I fucked up before. My teeth are fucked up and I hate having to work. I want to live for at least another 40 years but I don't know if I can given the way I treated my body. Now I have to face every problem I've ever run from. It really sucks but I am not giving up.

I read that as
>Would you fuck a 10 year old version of yourself now

>>36374785
>what the fuck? You are still a virgin and never had a girlfriend? Fucking kill yourself faggot holy shit

He is right....

Things never get fucking better man.

Honestly, just don't even try. Find some way to make your death look like an accident so it gives everyone peace of mind. But honestly don't even try.

It doesn't get better, you're ugly and fat. Unless you come to terms with the fact that you will always be alone, then end it.

Hey you'll have money though. You'll be buying material possessions and thinking that's happiness. Sad sad life

>>36379802
>no, you kill yourself
>tfw everything is really that little faggots fault, he makes me this way not the other way around
I'd kill 'em

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>>36375554
You probably deserved it oregano

>>36379552
Kill yourself, disgusting normalfag.

"The older me is just better at everything than I am, knows more, and uses knowledge in the same way. Huh."

I would kill them as soon as I found out it was me, just strangle the bitch and break my neck in hopes of ending my existence and stopping the suffering

>>36374785
Im a big psycho biker who studies fighting every day; seems bout right.

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He would think his life is going to be great because I play games all day.

>>36374785

happy I got not-fat

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>>36374785
he'd be surprised I lasted this long

>>36375691
Im excited about season 2 starting next saturday tbqh

"What's a furry?"
"What's 4chan?"
"Why did you spend that much on gay computer?"
>end result: disappointed

>>36374785
Career wise I achieved my dreams. I think if a 10 year old version of me didn't know how I feel on a day-to-day basis, they would be proud of me.

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>>36380674
top origenal m8 ayyyyyy

>>36375524
its never too late buddy. if you want out just do it