MBTI

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>>36374426
>INTP
>average
Fucking kill me

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>ISFJ
>hardly ever doing anything for myself and self-disruptive behavior added to lazyness is ruining my future while I could easily improve it if I ever put in minimal effort
Idk, I deserve all of the bad things as a result of my actions

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So INTP/ISTP mansterrace, I could already have guessed that

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>That polarizing line between A and T

What does it mean?

>>36374426
ENTP-A here, I sometimes test as INTP-A but that's, I think, because I have a well developed Ti and I get more intp-esque when I'm not in a great mood

I definitely fall more on the ENTP side of things though, my Ne rules my Ti, not the other way around. That being said we are considered the most introverted of the "extroverts" and it is no lie.

>>36374912
https://www.16personalities.com/articles/identity-assertive-vs-turbulent
This explains it

>>36374941
My friend is ENTP and he's almost never quiet, he's always on to telling other people how much their opinions suck

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INTJ-A is literally smart but lazy

>tfw you are actually successful not by effort or skill but pure blind luck
>tfw you've won the lottery of life by not having to worry about having a cushy and easy existence

>be Wojak incarnate
>nobody to share feels with
JUST FUCK MY INFP UP

>ISFP
>everyone thinks you're a stoner DUUDE guy
The only think I don't like about it but I can't say anything when I look like a hobo

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>>36374426
I wont tell you my personality type because i dont like revealing my power level.I will just analyze you and look for your weakness so i can make you my victim

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When you're this fucking introverted

>>36375447
is that you intj - the edgelord

>>36375578
>>36375447
Same fagging as fuck.

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I prefer big five, because it just lists negative traits to work on and be aware of + shows you appropriate jobs instead of this uh oh so positive MBTI telling you how unique and special you are.

>>36375645
>reply to a post
>get called a samefag
uwotm8

>>36375578
No im not an intj, intjs are too beta and introverted to actually be able to manipulate people like i do

>>36375756
ENTJ - the extroverted edgelord?

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I keep switching between INTP and ISTP, so take my full results.

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my almonds are activated

>>36375779
Im not really sure what im classified as, im a bipolar psychopath with multiple personalities disorder

>>36374985
Their opinions probably do suck if they are unable to defend them.

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>>36375701
I'm a philosopher/poet/big dick player

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lol i thought there were more chads in here u guys are some fucking nerds lmao

>>36376144
>not an N type

literal retard

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Why the fuck does it keep saying that I'm an INTP when I don't feel like one? Could it be, that personality disorders lead to broken results?

>>36375447

You can only do that if you're a girl

>meet an ideal infj girl
>start hating her because she's smarter than me
I hate my life.

INTJ here, you should all kys

>>36375175
No that's just you being a lazy ass. Intj-a just means it takes a lot of bullshit in life to break you.

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Two years ago I used to be INFJ, I guess I got way more anti social.
I also sperged out clicking 'I am no robot' in captcha

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>>36376166

MBTI is bullshit. Only slightly better than something like a horoscope. but of course, normalfags love "personality tests" which all conveniently compliment you.

>>36376383
do you even cognitive functions senpai

>>36376383
but mbti tells you you're shit all the time

>>36376407

If you just skim the wikipedia article you can see why it's a load of horseshit. Do people even bother researching anything?

>>36376050
xNTJs can have multiple personalities due to autismo

>>36376417
I did and applied it to practice. It's quite accurate.

Brainlet cant into abstraction

>>36374426
Damn ESFJs they are the ones ruining the world REEEEEEE

>>36376524
My man right here. I for one suggest that we gather all of the ESFJs and build a collective kitchen for them to stay there.

Which is the worst personality type?

My vote goes to INTP and ESFJs.

>INTPs are lazy philosopher fucks who don't get anything done yet they are one of the smartest
>ESFJs are the ones that strictly follow rules no matter how stupid, they are the ones who go to the military "cuz duty"

>>36376486
But this test's questions just suppose the way of thinking, ignoring all nuance and YOUR reasoning of answers. For example: I might believe, that improvisation is the best way to get the job done in one question, because it's just my opinion, but I'll always stick with a strict plan in another question, since improvising never worked on practice in my experience, yet that's not what second question really wants from me. And it already fucks up their formula. Do you see a problem here?

>>36376741
fuck off, society is a spook for sensors

>>36376809
Yeah, the tests are generally to vague or not inclusive when it comes to a variety of answers.

The test model is inherently flawed because it prevents people with self assessment problems to mistype themselves. This is why it's important for people to research about the indicator and the cognitive processes theory instead of taking an online test.

>>36374426
INFP master race reporting in.
How's your feels today?

>>36376903
I cried 3 times today, and I'm listening to sad music so I'm probably gonna cry again.
Wbu, anon?

>>36376965
I found some really funny looking salad at supermarket and it tasted awesome. Now I'm happy. Feels good man

>>36376864
It seems to me, that they just came up with artificial archetypes and made some questions to measure it. The worst part is, that most people would take these compliments and will start acting and thinking according to their type, hence fucking up their individuality.

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>>36376741
>tfw intp

I'm trying my best to be productive ok

>>36374426
ESTJ

being an extrovert and socially retarded isn't fun. I force conversations with people and feel uncomfortable alone.

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>>36376741
HIGHEST STATS
LOWEST WILLPOWER

J U S T

INTP-T here pretty much smart but get anger easily

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>>36376741
We're not lazy, we're just broken deep inside

>>36376824
how so?
ll

>>36376410
Not if you're ENTJ master race.

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>>36376369
What's the difference between A and T?

>>36377835
Nah. It's pretty much everyone hates you or likes you the personality

>>36377993
From what I read, A means you don't give a shit and T means you take yourself way too seriously

>>36377490
let me tell you about the je-sensors


Sensors are the reason this world is shit. Sensors are the ones who cannot think about past or future, they only live in the moment, they have no regard for consequences but they also cannot learn from their past mistakes. They are petty, boring, stuck in their little cliques, rejecting anyone who isn't like them, Sensors do everything their ancestors did because they always did it so it must be correct. They have never invented anything, if they ever make art it's inoffensive and never strays from what is acceptable and proven by time. Sensors are the reason we have to wallow through thousands of little games, the courting rituals, the workplace brown nosing, the feigned need to prove our worth to people we'll never meet and their judgement for failing to do so. Every cultural clash ever is the result of sensors unable to accept that other cultures have different values. They also make up 75% of population, very unbalanced compared to other dichotomies.

Intuitives are forced to live in this hell, constantly ostracized by sensors for being weird, forced to conform. When intuitives create something, the sensors reject it almost automatically, claiming it to be useless and pointless. Intuitives are the ones who gave us human rights, who created the very basic principles of law and yet you can still see all sensors failing to understand the universality of these ideas, wanting to apply them selectively to people they like or dislike. But the very moment sensors need something intuitives have created, they'll suddenly pretend to be be their best friends while stealing their creations from them and perverting them into yet another one of their pointless systems. Many intuitives choose to opt out of this system, because it doesn't bring them anything positive.


this is a hyperbole, isn't it?

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>>36376903
I have two days off from work and lovin ever second of it

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>>36378292
If you can't compete with sensors doesn't that mean you are a genetic defect?

>>36378292
but that's just the awful sensors, the idiots, right? every type can be god awful and wrong. or am i just being to nice still (i get all of what you wrote)

>>36377376
That pics a little too pessimistic for my taste.

In my opinion psychological/philosophical jobs are the best for people of our personality type.

>>36378485
ANYONE can compete with their bullshit, but it's simply too small minded and pointless for a lot of people. thank god

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>>36378529
>I could win if I wanted to but I don't want to

tfw INTP

Does the ride ever ends bros?

>>36378571
It's not that we don't want to. We really do. But we are afraid to because if we fail we will attack ourselves and feel even more insecure.

Being an INTP is hell.

>>36378495
Sensors are needed because they keep the wheels turning without asking too much, it's just that their numbers give them the power to bully intuitives

In an ideal society intuitives invent and sensors maintain and both sides respect each other

>>36378635
uh no, i genuinely don't want to and couldn't roll my eyes any harder at some of those fake social etuiquettes. and don't get me wrong, a working social nework is the most important thing for everyone, but not the way a lot of people handle it, it's just a massive 'winner/loser' game and those people are just outright psychopaths to me. just the way you read it all over 4chan all the time ;)

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>>36378669
Reminder that communism is intuitive based and capitalism is sensor based. Intuitives are too delusional to be allowed to run the world. Sensors outnumber you for a reason. We are more darwin and realistic.

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>>36378756
>i genuinely don't want to

Keep telling yourself that.

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>>36378803
>implying feudal monarchy isn't the best government form

Sensors don't even know their enemies they are so delusional.

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Imagine this, it might be an insane notion to fully grasp, but give it your best shot:

Sensors and Intuitives equal and complementary

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>>36378803
>Implying if sensors weren't put in the gulag we couldn't have a communist utopia.

>>36378820
there's more to life than impressing others and thinking you're the most fantastic being in the whole universe, sorry if you don't know about that stuff

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>>36378803
>Implying that Nazis were unsuccessful despite having a thriving economy, being the #1 hub for scientific advancements in the world at the time and being able to stave off 51 different countries for a decent amount of time
But they bullied Jews so they're bad

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>>36378907
Bro I know everything about you.

The entire purpose of that statement was to defend yourself by projecting your fantasies at me so your precious ego remains unharmed.
>there's more to life than impressing others and thinking you're the most fantastic being in the whole universe

Now that's way off base from what I was talking about. I'm simply saying you refuse to participate in these things not because you don't want to, but because you are afraid to, and because you are afraid to, you don't want to.

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>>36378858
Imagine unironically being an ideologue

>>36378803
>implying capitalism will work in the age of automation

>>36378897
Communism is shit. It's easy to think about it when you're all nice and cozy living in your capitalist country where everything works

t. somebody living in a commie country

>INTJ
I quite INFPish for an INTJ, I suppose because my Ni and Fi are more used compared to other INTJs (also I might be stuck in a Ni-Fi loop). I suggest pairing your MBTI type with your enneagram type, it's fun!
common enneagram types for INTJs: http://thewayoftheintj.blogspot.com/2015/03/four-possible-intj-subtypes.html?m=1

>>36379057
There are no communist countries dickweed.

>>36378992
i can't deal with people that try to explain shit with that embarassing armchair psychology.
i have been succesful enough in my life and i know very well after what i activities i feel empty on the inside and only have tons of regrets and what activities give me energy and are pretty much what life is. because people working together with an honest interest in another is that. now go fuck yourself

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Generic ISTP filth reporting in.
Reminder we are the workhorses of society.

>>36379145
And yet you are on R9K, a board for complete and utter failures.

Keep telling yourself that. And have fun raging after reading this as I know you will, we are but one.

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>>36379112
Maybe you're an INFP or ISFP

>>36375701
post the link you stupid nigger

>>36379199
I'm not him but here you go

http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html

>>36379187
i understand that you are a complete and utter failure but please don't tell yourself that everyone here would be too, just because the thought makes you feel good.

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>>36375701
It's like somebody is just spitting on me, jesus christ

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>>36379329
welcome to the club my dude

Reminder that extroversion is a feminine trait.

>>36379304
Perhaps I have mistaken you, perhaps you are an INFP? You have taken great offense and INTPs would be harder to make angry.

>>36379375
>Men spend more time feeling than anyone else
>Women are judgemental
Are INFP's the pinnacle of masculinity?

>>36379190
This was an interesting read. Why do you think so? I've thought a great deal on my cognitive functions and INTJ seems to fit: tomboyish during childhood, a lot of Ni use, lack of Fe use, also pretty poor Si/Se use (they're the same). I figure I'm using too much of my Fi because of a breakup.

>>36379580
Please don't rely on tests, instead read this:
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory

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>>36379329
>>36379369
Are you fags even trying?

Are there any statistics about how common each big5 type is?

>>36379626
I've been reading about the theory for a good while from many sources. What are you trying to get at?

>>36376741
intp here whats the point tho
life is boring and inconsequential so what the point of doing anything if only to be mocked for ones own intelligence. no matter if you have anything important to say you will always be seen as a show off despite not meaning to be.

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>>36379369
RCUEI master race reporting in

>>36379662
I just answered the damn questions, I didn't tell it "I want to kill myself every day!"

>>36379369
>>36379982
anyone else here /shit/?

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>>36380042
uh oh hello i forgot my image!

>>36380062
Three can't be a coincidence. Especially considering there's 32 of them. Robots are officially RCUEI

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>>36379982
It's funny how I have always liked philosophy and wrote my first novel at 13.

Too bad my Dad told me I was being unrealistic and proceeded to utterly crush my dreams and pissed on the corpse.

>>36380243
Wtf don't let some normie dictate how you spend your life.

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>>36379329
>>36379369
Yeah this shit is fucking harsh

>>36375701
>
not afraid of doing the wrong thing, speaks up regardless of consequences, not filled with doubt, more dominant than submissive, not afraid to draw attention to self, self confident, does not back down when threatened, decisive, feels you have to be tough on people to get things done, not easily hurt, worry free, not easily intimidated, not concerned with failure when trying something new, aggressive, fearless, controlling, domineering, ambivalent about the suffering of strangers, not easily discouraged, out for own personal gain, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, unconcerned with the misfortunes of strangers, likes giving speeches, not easily moved to tears, manipulative, unapologetic, knows where life is going, narcissistic, exacting in their work, does not second guess self, untouched by other people's feelings, the first to act, level emotions, never at a loss for words, opinionated, demanding, goes after what they want, believes in a logical answer for everything, not very religious, show off, calm in crisis
Hell yeah dude
Love being ENTP

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>>36380282
GOD DAMN IT CHAD GET OFF R9K
THE TESTS SUPPOSED TO BEAT YOU UP NOT ENCOURAGE YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>36380275
He told me I was a little baby and called me a failure. Then he blamed my failing grades on the internet and said I was crazy, which got me into juvenile court.

I hate him so fucking much because all I can think of when I go to start writing again is him telling me I'm a fucking failure.

>>36379190
Inaccurate and reddit tier. Written by an INTJ with a superiority complex that was butthurt that people kept typing as his type. Go away reddit.

>>36380319
.t "INFP"

>>36380334
Well, at least I don't have a text file with pre-written "arguments" about how awful other types are, like you seem to do (because you're incapable of actual discussion with others, lel)

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Is reddit really that bad?

>>36380378
Said the reddit shill. Your image is so god damn bad. It amounts to nothing more than autistic shrieking.

>>36380497
You're doing a good job of not mentioning any flaws you found, because you can't write more than simple statements of copy-pasted ad hominems.

>>36380417
worse than you imagine

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>>36380542
>ad hominems
It's called fighting reddit. Nobody likes you.

>>36380621
So you don't have any arguments? Good.

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>>36380655
On 4chan we don't have arguments. We will just meme you to death until you return to reddit.

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>>36380739
Why would I leave my home?

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>>36380776
If I have to teach you 4chan culture you are not from here. Return to where you came from and take your image that portrays INTJs as hyper masculine alpha males with you.

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>>36380843
I doubt you could teach anyone anything.

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>>36374426

Why there be two. Well here ya go
ENFJ girl
Someone asked why turbulent? Life does things.

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>>36374426
Hey guys. I just got this, what does this mean exactly?

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What does it mean though

originailanal

>>36381277
It means you're too autistic to read

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Can I get an honest opinion on my results? Sometimes I feel like I'm ISFJ but I'm on the border for pretty much everything.

>>36381371
>reading
I can't. Most of the time I look at something with words on it it's like looking at braille

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>>36375701
im INFP/RLUAI
can someone say nice/mean things from my results now

>>36379369

I also typed RCUEI but im not a piece of shit as this description implies, im fairly idealistic, but i dont really show it to people (probably an INTJ thing). I think this is a bit exaggerated