Trips Thread

Just ask. Whats the worst that could happen?

>>36374146
I'm just scared.

>>36374181
Brave people are good people. Go be a good person and tell her.

Drink
R
I
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That's how I got rejected

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Shouldn't the closest paw be bigger?

Like this

>>36374205
I can't tell him without help. I've been rejected 28 times, my guy. Rejection hurts. He's very special to me.

>>36374100
Hey. Look, I'd like to tell you i've always thought you are very pretty/handsome and funny. I enjoy to be with you a lot....etc, etc.

>>36374279
Just fucking do it. God damn nigga just do it.

"Hey u wanna get some coffee this friday?"

Implicit in this is that you have to go get coffee with her

>>36374296
Just a quick little thing about him: I've only interacted with him through video calls and texting. Should I even do it? Is this a fucking waste of my goddamn time? I've known him for two months. What if I'm being delusional.

>>36374100
The best way to confess would be in a casual moment whit just the two of you. Going up to someone and confessing is realy realy hard, thats why you should talk whit her/him casualy before making your move.


-someone who blanked out as he asked a girl to dance whit him on prom

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take them outside, shit talk a character from a a show you both hate, and then say you love them and if rejection autistically yell "w-well its just a prank bro" and bolt
if accept then gg you didnt goof

>>36374336
This is close enough to 333, just do it. Maaaybe this'll get 444........^^^^

"Hey, this guy on the internet told me to admit that I like you."

>>36374401
That would mean quads

God, I'm gonna barf.

rolling

orgnl

>>36374100
>Hey bitch, I'mma gonna fuck you up the ass and make you crap out your mouth.

>>36374658
>implying i'd say this to anyone

>>36374247
Pls no judge, he is sensitive

YOU
O
U

organism

I love you. You smell just like my Dad.

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>>36375241

Fucken hell, that's hilarious.

OP, just invite him to get a coffee with you. You sit across from each other in a cozy booth with steamy creamy coffee and chat just like you were texting, but it's IRL.

>>36374100
i like u alot u dumb nigger

Ask them to a fanciful restaurant you can't afford

Fuck it, ure mine fuck that porcodio of chad

Hi! Im in love with you! I can't think about anything other than you! I dropped my 2d waifu the moment I saw you. I'm you guardian angel. I follow you home everyday just to check if you get home safely. I'm obcessed with you. I spend hours looking at your facebook photos everyday! I even kiss the monitor, just to contain my love.

Please be my gf

>>36374100
You have a cute nose, I really like you as a person though, I wanna take you to dinner.

>>36374100
You have nice hips, wanna procreate?

>>36374100
You have beautiful eyes, wanna procreate?

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>>36374100
>Please no lewd, gross things. They can be weird though.

pee in a bottle
send it to her anonymously
tell her that someone sent you a bottle of piss anonymously

go on an investigation together to find who did it and fall in love in the process

>>36377347
>autistic thinking: the post

>>36374146
He will be rejected and waste around 6 months crying for a girl

>>36374100


As >>36374221 said, get drunk as fuck and ask her, you cant be hurt if you are drunk :^)

>>36377347
you're a fuckibng genius

Can i be your bf pls I'm lonely af

Tell her that you'll make your best cookies for her. Make someone who's really good at baking cookies bake em for you and give them to her

>>36374100
Can you tell us about her? What does she do? How does she look? What does she like? It could really help us helping you.

>>36374100
Do you like tabletop?

>>36377459
if you even read the thread senpai, their crush is a boii

so OP you gotta say someathing like

> nice dick honey

>>36374100
You have a cute nose, can lick your feet?

Hey, I just wanted to tell you that you look extra beatiful today! Maybe you wanna go get a drink or something?

I'm in the same situation so I'll do whatever op has to do too

>>36378563
Thank goodness there's somebody else.

Hey I just wanted to know if you wanted to go get some coffee or something sometime

You guys! Please help me and >>36378563 tell our crushes we like them.

>>36377459
Well, he's 5'4, AZN, very handsome (good cheekbones), he likes anime, filthy frank, mango, and cats!

bumping heh

hirohito pls

>>36379865
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Go out with mkay?

>>36374100
"hey you are a cute"

>>36381081
That's kind of cute desu

>>36381185
I already call him cute a lot.

>>36381224
ask him "will u be my faggot"

>>36374441
I dont think you know what trips and quads are

>>36381850
I'm not stupid, anon.
Trips- 3
Quads- 4

>>36381850
Also, trips aren't that rare if you make a decent post. Some girl yesterday posted a trips thread and she managed to get trips

I'm just here for the trips, fuck off OP

>>36382495
>>36382775
no, trips are when you get 3 of the same number at the end of your post number. You don't need to have three 3's, just three of the same number. Same thing for quads.
Your post number is also not determined by your post quality, it's completely random. Every post on this board raises the post number by one, so your post number is random.

>>36382988
Blessed by kek. Well done brother

>>36382988
That's what I meant. Also, I'm aware of how posts work. I've been here for a while.

nice dubs btw

>>36383105
No you fucking don't. Show some gratitude, that guy could've just called you a faggot and told you to fuck off. Take the help and thank people, don't be a little prick about it

>>36382775
3 OFF
NICE TRIPS

>>36383147
Understood, but I just didn't elaborate enough for him to understand. :/

>>36383224
2 off trips
So nice

dress up as the thing you fear most(assuming its something you can actually dress as) wisper in his ear "wet willie" and give him one and then tell him you like him

>>36383304
Sounds sexy, hehe

>>36383595
thank you. i'm single btw ;)

>>36383668
I bet you are xDxD

>>36383668
Most of us here are single pal-buddy

>>36383717
shut the FUCK up, i'm talking to Boba

>>36383771
You're talking up me now bbbbby

>>36374100
Ask them to tap your ass for you.

I like you rawr XD lmao

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text her "bababooie ur C U T E gibe me the SUCC u THOT"

>confessing to your crush

if she wanted you, you would know. how do peoplenot get this?

>>36383744
fuck you stupid WHORE BITCH. you just want a chad you fucking bitch. fuck you, women are worthless

>>36383881
The guy I like is hardly a Chad. Nice try, though. Don't be mad because you're not him. I don't even know you like that.

>>36374100
Run up to her like a potato and moan, then proceed to run off, arms behind you, still holding the tard moan.

>>36383929
fuck you, stupid cunt. you fucking suck. i hope you die you roastie.

>>36383929
Autistic Brad here. Fuck off nerd idiot girl boy

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>>36374100
HIS NAME IS NOT FLUFFER YOU STUPID FUCK

Ask her to come shoplifting

>>36384173
I was just calling him fluffy. What is his name?

>>36384099
fucking respond to me you dumb BITCH

Don't tell them, die a virgin and live your life full of regret

>>36384292
Contemplating that so hard right now.

>>36384263
Okay? Uh, what would you like me to say?

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>>36384233
His name is Shobon.

>>36384415
He is quite cute. Thank you for telling me this.

>>36384349
i want you to fucking APOLOGIZE for rejecting me. stupid whore CUNT

>>36384444
Nice quads! Good job, anon!
But I wasn't trying to reject you.

>>36384444
You wanna talk about it?

orange peels

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Buy some bitbean as a present for your crush anon, it's sure to make you chad.

>>36384890
The hell's that? Cute bean, though.

BAMPO

orangeade

brumpo tungus mcchungus

>>36383838
What kind of digits are these anon