Is this accurate?

>>36373864
>I want to buy a helicopter
>you should

>>36373864
I tried this and it fucked me up, turned my skin to paper and my bones to glass. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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>>36373977
Helicopters are cool

>>36374040

For real?

This is why I wont do it. I'll rather die a virgin and get passed down on the job for being short. Than to risk side effects.

i don't think anyone's actually retarded enough to undergo this operation but its true that being tall doesn't equal more puss

being below 5'9 is sort of challenging but the retards who think anything below six foot are just retarded robots making more excuses for their autistic selves

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>>36373977
>>36374059
Indeed

free rides for the commies

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>>36374059
Very very cool

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>>36374089
Oh my fucking god of all the bait I've seen here I can't fucking believe you took that seriously

>>36374089
i hate to ruin anons joke but are you retarded by chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRFHU3eWAec

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>>36374166
Fucking Viacom, cocksuckers.

>>36373864
>anon wearing gray shirt with turquoise pants
>Chad at end is wearing turquoise shirt with gray pants
What did he mean by this?

>>36373864
true, being a jawlet is worse than being a manlet

>>36374213
The artist of this piece wanted to portray a dichotomy of not just the characters themselves but of what they represent, of not merely their social statuses but as abstract concepts. They are Yin and Yang, good and evil, weak and strong, turquoise and gray.

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>>36374040
Is this reference to something? I swear I've heard this exact line somewhere before.

>>36374538
Chocolate and Nuts episode of Spongebob, when it was good.

>>36374538
>its literally been posted on this thread already
>twice

>>36374639
>being this retarded

hhaahahhahah hey anon you should get a life or something

>>36373864
I've actually thought about getting this surgery. I'm 5'9" so not short but I do wish I was taller, not even because it would get more girls interested in me or anything, but being taller than people is always a confidence booster. Anybody know how expensive it is and how long the recovery process is? I understand the process is very painful.

>>36373864

i used to have a school friend that looks a lot like the chinlet guy, except my school friend ended up reaching 6'4 lol

>>36374696
Was it autism, guys?

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>>36373864
Manlets so BTFO they cant even play videogames

>>36374771
First niggers can't play Kinect now manlets can't use vr. What a time to be alive

>>36373864

This could be one of the most autistic things I've ever read

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>>36374771
fuck, bigger size