Hi my dear robots

>>36370273
I need you to suck me off

>>36370273
Fine. Tomorrow I have to make an appointement to get into the army (french). The fucking website is bugged, so I'll have to call someone.

>>36370360
Aw suck, reserve or real professional military?

>>36370392
Real professional army. Like being a grunt. I am working out and running for 2 months now in preparation. I was never able to do it longuer than 3 days before I wanted to join.
I hope it is going to be okay. I am upper-class white kid, I hope I won't get bullied... But I can pass as a normy easily.

>>36370478
My sister tried out gendarmerie, they follow the same training as the military in the begining, as long as you're a man and you have ballz it'll be ok

>>36370536
Oh cool. I am kind of excited. My dream would be to join the special forces one day. But my basic wish is to fight. I don't want to spend years in training or doing bullshit mission, especially patrolling in paris.
But I don't know if I'll be able to take it.

>>36370594
I know, I have this feeling too but I'm too weak to be an actual soldier eh. And I don't want to fight for a shitty government too...

>>36370653
I really don't care about the gov or the type of mission, as long as I don't have to kill civilians/torture people.
But how weak are you ? Cause I was really weak, like 15 BMI 2 month ago, I started eating a LOT, like 250-300 g of pasta + 200 g steack each meal, eating 3 eggs a day, and now my arms are so much bigger, i run so much longer...
I don't even go to the gym, I just do push-ups, chin-ups, running, squat etc... and take some break days.

Do you have a genetic thing preventing you ?

>>36370778
idk, i don't do gym but i do a really intense physical work, i never grew strong, but i also never get fat so i guess it's fair, i'm that kind of people who can eat as much as they want but will never be obese

>>36370816
Me too, that is me. And really, don't imagine soldier being this buffguys, it is more about endurance than raw force.
If you really want to do it, you should try. They will tell you if you are fit or not.

>>36371148
guess that'd be my chance if i fail at life

>>36371180
And try to eat a lot more. I was surprise to find out that i was eating very little, that is why i would never get fat with that "sometime" hamburger.

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>>36370273
we have to build a wall there is too much board immigrants especially from /pol/

>>36371213
I eat... alot... trust me i'm making everyone jealous about that

>>36371219
that's because someone posted a pic from a r9k thread where some robots were crying about not being fused on april 1st, like, that was the joke, no friends... at all

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