>therapist asked if I masturbate

>pediatrician asked if I ever had sex

"Masturbation? What's that? Can you show me?"

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>>36369064
>therapist asked what my girth was
>she knows I'm below average

>>36369064
It's okay. I think it's worse if you don't masturbate.

>>36369064
is your therapist a female? Why does it matter to her if you masturbate or not?


>Oregon

>>36369196
Dicklet

original comment desu

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>>36369410
THATS FUCKING IT. I'm so sick of you "yoga booga muh dick!" fags, you're really starting to piss me off and I won't stand for this shit anymore. Your ass just wrote a check your mouth can't cash mother fucker.

>>36369097
>I'd be right happy to!

Original Gay Porn

>>36369433
It's not like you'll ever get laid anyway, so why worry about it?

>>36369433
Would it even stay in, though?

>>36369196
Kek what was her excuse for such a stupid question like that?

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>>36369064
>therapist tells me it's time for the mandatory penis inspection

>>36369064
Isn't that sexual harassment?
They are in a position of power/ authority figure and you are in a weakened state.

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>>36369473
>It's not like you'll ever get laid anyway

THATS FUCKING IT. So sick of you fags questioning my social success and thinking I failed in all the aspects. I will prevail and I'm not just another crab in a bucket

>>36369576
hey fag I asked a question

>>36369576
Even if you do have sex, you'll never be able to properly pleasure her, dicklet

I always lie to my therapist about my life.

I pretend I'm happier and more normal than I am.

Of course, this ruins the chance of actually being able to fix my problems.
I'm just so embarrassed about the worthless, pathetic person I am.

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>>36369667
>Even if you do have sex, you'll never be able to properly pleasure her, dicklet

THATS FUCKING IT. I have done my research on the depth of the vaginal cavity and i realized it only takes 4 inches to pleasure a woman. I'm not falling for your dumb bait to try and make me insecure, maybe try doing your own research first retard

>>36369768
What you read was probably written by a woman trying to gives dicklets some hope in their empty existence. Have you ever thought what would happen if you showed a woman your dick? She'd probably point at it and laugh!

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>>36369841
>She'd probably point at it and laugh!

THATS FUCKING IT. You obviously dont know how to treat a women so i doubt you know how she'd react. Stop trying to drag me down you troll fag.

>>36369712
This is why I'm never going to see a therapist or any of those types of people. I had a mandatory psychologist for a month when I tried to kill myself and I lied the entire time, even making shit up.

>>36369874
>hahaha just pretending to be angry so smart and original
still didn't answer my fucking question

>>36369912
What the fuck do you want? Who are you?

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>>36369524
>mandatory penis inspection
underrated post

>this thread

Fucking Christ. You autists are so neurotic that you're completely oblivious to the fact that you are completely missing the point of therapy.

>>36369712
therapists have seen many really fucked up people so might as well expose your feels and worries to your therapist just in case they might be able to help you

>>36369920
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is my fucking question.

>>36369448
Oh shit, I'm originally sorry...

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>therapist asked if I browse 4chan

H-how does she know g-guys??

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>>36369973
I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING QUESTION YOUR TALKING ABOUT MOTHERFUCK FUCK OFF

>>36369999
She browses it too

nice digits

>>36370004
>fuck off
If I don't will you die?

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>therapist tells me it's time for "exposure therapy"
>starts giggling

>>36370049
>exposure therapy
What happens if the guy was molested?

>>36370079
Then grab your toes faggot

>>36369953
Therapy has a point ? Since when ?

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>>36369937
>>mandatory penis inspection
>underrated post
overrated post

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>>36370170
>>>mandatory penis inspection
>>underrated post
>overrated post
penisrated post

>>36370004
Why are dicklets so angry and insecure. Oh that's right. It's because they will never been seen as a man by women and will get laughed out of bed.

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>>36370440
THATS FUCKING IT. You better shut your mouth before I make a toilet out of it

>>36369537
Are you serious? You're paying them to try and help you, if you're jerking it 5 times a day they probably should know that so they can help you.

>>36370469
We both know you dont have the confidence to pull down your pants exposing your tiny dick and piss in my mouth.

Do dicklets think sperging out will somehow make up for the fact they are failed men by birth?

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>>36370561
THATS FUCKING IT. I will end your cretin ass

>go to therapist
>she opens up by asking how often i work on cummies
>i say about 6 times per day
>realise its an intervention
>mother father little sister and grandfather steps out from curtain
>they have decided its time for mandatory penis inspection test
>just as they pull my pants down the antianxiety muscle relaxants start working
>cant move
>now stephen lets find out if your sister makes you want to cum
>they undress my sister, i start sweating profusely
>i look over my 3incher oozing precum to see mother crying of shame
>im so ashamed
>literally want to die when therapist calls me a dicklet
>noooo

>>36370614
>now stephen lets find out if your sister makes you want to cum
>they undress my sister

wat the heck ????? In what world a therapist is allowed to do that shit ???????

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>>36369433
>>36369576
>>36369768
>>36369874
>>36370469
>>36370588
THATS FUCKING IT. im so sick of you le angry frog posters shitting up my board with your tiny little dicks GTFO

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>>36370614
H-how old is the sister?

>>36370588
We both know you wouldn't be able to penetrate me because your dick is so small

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>therapist said i failed the penis inspection test and now im being sent to a work camp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAIR!!!!

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>>36370614
Got a right good kek out of this lad, thanks for that.

>>36370688
>>36370734
Holy shit have you autists never encounters a satirical post before? No wonder this board is going downhill.

>>36370832
That's what you get, get fucked.

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>>36370270
>>>mandatory penis inspection
>>underrated post
>overrated post
>penisrated post
cuckerrated post

>>36370832
It's only six weeks, you'll be fine. Unless you fail again.

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>Therapist says I need to stop hiding things in my anus
>Get nervous during the whole thing
>Reach for phone to pretend text someone
>Get shit all over my fingers

>>36370902
>Holy shit have you autists never encounters a satirical post before? No wonder this board is going downhill.
.
.
inb4 le double triple quadruple baited

>>36370720
>>>36369433
>>>36369576
>>>36369768
>>>36369874
>>>36370469
>>>36370588
>>>36370720
That's it I'm sick of all you angry western memes on my fucking Board!!!

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>get kicked out of the nike store for walking like a virgin
im getting real sick of this lads

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>>36369064
>therapist asks if i ever had sex
>"lol no i have small penis"
>"can i see?"
>"haha sure ;))"
>unzips pants
>nurse walks in
>get on the floor
>everyone do the dinosaur