My theoretical homosexual self

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My theoretical homosexual self 2017-04-18 02:45:35 Post No. 36367062
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My theoretical homosexual self Anonymous 2017-04-18 02:45:35 Post No. 36367062 [Report]

>Be me
>Be 21
>Be with my college friends
>We are all computer engineering students
>Chilling
>Drunk
>Start talking about my sexual tendencies
>Say that I consider myself straight
>Friends start asking me about other sexual tendencies
>"How about guys?"
>I start considering new things
>I tell them:
>"What if there was a theoretical homosexual self?"
>"Put myself as an example"
>"If I was gay, which I am not, I would fuck some of you"
>They all laugh
>I try to explain it using computing concepts:
>"It's like a virtual machine running on software"
>"It's not practical, it's just theoretical"
>"It's not real, like if it was running on hardware"
>They don't believe me
>I know I'm surrounded by nu-males
>Despite all of that I still consider myself straight
>I tell them a list of guys I know I would fuck if I was gay
>They laugh
>I also laugh, but feel somewhat broken inside
>What should I do, guys?
>How should I feel?
>Am I gay?
>Also black and jew

Anonymous 2017-04-18 02:47:17 Post No.36367095
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just take the AIDS pill and be done with it.

King Gorrino 2017-04-18 03:03:49 Post No.36367439
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King Gorrino 2017-04-18 03:03:49 Post No.36367439 [Report]

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>I try to explain it using computing concepts:
>"It's like a virtual machine running on software"
>"It's not practical, it's just theoretical"
>"It's not real, like if it was running on hardware"

Jesuschrist OP, just go suck some cock and stop with all this shit. It's sickening.

Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:17:05 Post No.36367700
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>>36367062
I know what you mean OP. I have an appreciation for attractive men, and know which ones are attractive to me, but have no sexual desire towards any of them. I would know, I tried once, and it was just weird and wasn't into it. Ended my bi-curious phase quickly.

Ignore the rest of them. I'm also a computer engineering/computer science double major, and I know you're feel.

Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:18:42 Post No.36367745
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Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:18:42 Post No.36367745 [Report]

>>36367062
>Also black and jew
for sure you're fucking gay, fucking nigger

Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:20:41 Post No.36367788
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Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:20:41 Post No.36367788 [Report]

I'm gay so I lack impartiality on the topic, but I'll say it anyway:
Go on grindr, find a guy you like and try it out.

Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:21:07 Post No.36367798
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Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:21:07 Post No.36367798 [Report]

>>36367700
you're fucking gay as this fucking nigger, kill yourselves and make the rest of us a favour

Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:24:54 Post No.36367854
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Anonymous 2017-04-18 03:24:54 Post No.36367854 [Report]

> be "straight"
> Have some sorts of curiosity but ignore it most of my life
> Gf cheats me with a girl
> Decide to pay back on the same coin
> Make out with a guy
> Like it way more than kissing girls
> Have gay sex
> Also like it more
I'm a faggit now.