What are your zodiac sign my fellow robots?

Libra.
Why, tho ?

>>36365552
Libra
>tfw born to be robot
Also, nice digtis, you were close OP

Gemini, is it robot ??

>>36365552
Aries.
The fuck outta my way and don't even try to change my mind.

>>36365552
Really early Aries

leo master race here

capricorn, sea goats are GOAT

Who's /virgo/ here? Sept. 13th represent.

>>36365552
Aquarius
>literally a water not a people
>must measure in Fahrenheit

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>>36365745
Sept. 2nd here. I always feel so nervous whenever people make a Virgo=virgin joke. I mean it's true but I never actually tell them that.

>>36365770
but aquarius is air sign, not water one. Besides every single one of them believes in some sort of conspiracy and have interest in lsd/shrooms

Aries - 2
Gemini - 1
Libra - 2
Leo - 1
Capricorn - 1
Virgo - 2
Aquarus - 1

Which one is the most robot sign?

>>36365885
>Which one is the most robot sign?
Cancer, Virgo and Pisces are robot trio.

Aries, but the zodiac signs are all vague and meaningless.

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Woah I'm litterally Cancer.
July boys whos up

>>36365877
>have interest in lsd/shrooms

Aquarius here. I don't believe in any conspiracy theory but I do want to try LSD

>>36365885
virgo, for obvious reasons

>>36365906
And which ones are chad tier signs?

>tfw no taurus gf

>>36366141
I'd say Lion for sure, I don't know for the other ones.

Cancer desu. INTP.

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>>36365885
I'm a libra, too.
And an INTP, I had no chance at life.

>>36366141
>And which ones are chad tier signs?
I'd say fire ones - Sagittarius, Leo, Aries and maybe Scorpio.

>>36366303
>both parents are scopio and I'm a cancer
Litterally had NO chances

Leo. Life fucking sucks because I'm not getting attention constantly and am not knee deep in puss 24/7. I wish I lived near people.

>>36366385
>Life fucking sucks because I'm not getting attention constantly
Do you really want attention that much?

>>36366303
I'm a sagittarius. Not a robot either. Not quite a Chad but I do fine with women. I could live that life if I wanted to.

>>36366348
>both parents are pisces and I'm cancer.
Literally just fuck my birth up desu fammu

>>36366404
Not really. I'd like some though. I'd like to know one person, and have one person want to know me. I don't exaggerate when I say I know literally nobody. 4chan is the only social interaction I get. Being a lone wolf got old a decade ago.

>>36366265
Libra INTP here too. Is libra bad? I don't know about zodiac

>>36366462
Usually libra guys are passive pushovers. They value harmony over conflict and most likely to ignore bad things as long as thing is going (for example relationship or friendship).

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>>36366462
oh ho, well we're a particular brand of self-involved,
I can tell you that much.

>>36366531
know a few libra chads, all very successful and wanted.

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>>36366531
>believing in a zodiac affection
kys faggot
>tfw actual ambiverted ENTP purebreed libra who unironically hates feelfags

>>36365552
whatever sign today is

>>36366531
That's what I like about libra girls. It's very easy to talk them into doing what you want.

>>36366603
I was talking about robot case. If you'd write "libra guys" on google you'd find that those guys are vain social butterflies.

i'm fish

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>>36366647
Sounds like the case of a lured insect, anon.

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>>36366599
>>36366699
Are we not going to acknowledge my digits senpais?

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>>36365552
virgo
originalio

just a pisces floating on through

>>36366802
Are you INFP also? Pisces INFP is ultimate robot.

Nah, if i remember correctly i'm a INTJ

Leo ENTP here, I don't know what I'm doing in this board...

>>36366834
>not cancer infp
You don't know true roboticism

>>36367587
It's a touch choice either between dependent, mommy gf wanting Cancer or >tfwnogf Pisces.

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>>36367372
Aquarius ENTP-A here.
I'm fully aware of why I am here. Leo scum just got TRUMPED.

Aries INFP
i don't make any sense

>>36368111
But digits make.
Are you very emotional person?

Leo reporting in
July 24th

I-i am scorpion... Is that good anons!?

>>36368028
>Leo scum

You do realize that as an aquarius we're supposed to be attracted to them and vice versa, right?

>>36368305
Yes I am lmao
oregano for oyu

Scirpio. Don't think it's a robotic sign though.

>>36368368
How do you express them? Screaming, punching or everything goes internally?

>>36368408
Throwing stuff across the room, sometimes punching and a lot of internally

>>36368475
Do you know your moon sign? Maybe it mellows down your Aries-ish personality.

>>36365552
LiteralIy cancer

>>36368521
Gemini moon and scorpio rising

Taurus. So manly. So badass. So stronk.

N-no Leo sama i was just joking.

Am I the only Scorpio here?

>>36368366
I think we aren't supposed to be attracted to them. I think it's only a matter of how Leo makes up for Aquarius' failures and vice versa.

It's a theory of relationship that has been disproved too. That being said, there's a whole Birth Chart for each aspect of you, Aquarius is my sun sign, but my "love sign" is Capricorn.

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>TFW same sign and personality type as bruce lee

I have a chad tier sign (Sagittarius) but i'm still KHV. Fuck me.

Scorpio reporting in with the best, The Chaddest sign. Literally GODS OF SEX

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taurus. my bday is coming up soon. i'll be 30. and a wizard

>>36368982
Do your birth chart an find out what a fucking beta you actually are on all walks of life despite having a Sagittarius sun sign and reach true understanding.

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>>36368999
Birth chart? Care to explain what that is?

Also, nice trips.

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>>36365943
ayy cancerbro

>"Cancers are very loyal and able to empathize with other people's pain and suffering"
>loyal, yes
>able to empathize with other people's pain and suffering, not so much

>>36368998
Go innawoods and hang yourself.

>>36369029
>>"Cancers are very loyal and able to empathize with other people's pain and suffering"
Applies to me 100%.

>>36369023
It refers to the positions of the stars relative to planets bla bla when you were born.

http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

Link will provide.

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>>36366726
consider your dubs checked, friend

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>>36369103
That's a lot of information you have to enter, and if i lie it's pointless.

>Enter your credit card information to find out what type of fish you are

>>36369180
... It's just your birthday and city where you were born, can you not go full mental?

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>>36369242
Exactly, the city where i was born, and my first name, i might as well give them my home address

fuck you i'm paranoid!

>>36369285
JUST USE A FAKE NAME AND ANOTHER CITY CLOSE BY YOU ABSOLUTELY DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

>>36369319
FUCK ITS POINTLESS IF I USE FAKE NAMES AND CITIES, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ANOTHER PERSON DOING IT

>>36368982
As >>36368999 mr. trips says, maybe your birth chart is fucked. Having Sun in 12th house or Mars in Cancer is pretty beta.

>>36369352
ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHERE THE STARS AND PLANETS WERE RELATIVE TO YOUR BIRTHPLACE AT THE TIME OF YOUR BIRTH YOU RETARDED SHITCUNT

>>36369403
Trips-san here reporting in to say my Mars is in Capricorn. I am the spook you never saw coming, the spook you don't wanna rustle.

Moon in Cancer btw, I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean. Even though it reports some big paragraphs, I end up not fully understanding it.

>>36369432
oh ok thanks

originally insane

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>>36369494
Nigga I literally told you that very same thing when I first linked you that shit. I'll end you.

>>36369493
>Moon in Cancer guy
that's feminine af
>Cancer Moon Sign People are imaginative, creative souls, who love poetry and music. They are tender and lovable, but are afraid to let others see how sensitive they really are, so may keep that hidden until they know you better. You will find they have a great sense of humor, and may use it to cheer you up as you tell them your problems. They are good listeners and will do their best to give you sound advice.

>>36368988
I'm a Scorpio, and I've never hard sex.

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ARIES:
>Dumb REEEEEES

TAURUS:
>Calm materialistic people who will fucking bash your head against the wall if you ever suggest them the possibility of change.

GEMINIS:
>I CAN BE YOUR ANGLE OR YER DEMON

CANCER:
>Drama bitches, insecure af.

LEO
>LOOK AT ME IM SPECIAL AND THE BEST

VIRGO
>Is the dinner i made for you ok, my husband? Ok get your ass back to work.

LIBRA
>(cries because nobody gets him)

SCORPIO
>"Haha you said 69"

SAGGITARIUS
>How far can you run in 1 minute? I bet i can run faster than you. I bet i could fail more than you if i wanted too.

AQUARIUS
> A B S O L U T E B I T C H

CAPRICORN
>Heh, kid, im too cool to care.

PISCES
>(Sucks dicks, then paints himself sucking dick)

>Venus is in 24 Degrees Cancer.
>You like to be very close to other people. You need emotional support yourself and are willing to give it to others. When you feel unloved and insecure, you can be very jealous and possessive. You are not interested in casual or superficial relationships -- only deep emotional involvements interest you. Your faithful devotion is one of your greatest gifts, but be careful not to become too dependent on others. Learn to stand on your own two feet and demand your own rights once in a while.
First reply ending in dubs decides if I link my oneitis of 10 years to the entire chart.

>>36369564
Yes, but couple Mars in Capricorn, Scorpio Ascendant and Moon in Cancer and you might as well call me pussy slayer. Sun in Aquarius also help out with looking like a bewildered artist who needs a muse.

They want to be the one for me.
They want me to draw them like one of my French girls.

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Aries (western)
Tiger (eastern)

and an INFP to boot! Fairly often I'll get INTJ and INFJ as well. But it's usually INFP.

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>>36369520
wow very rude, mister. this is a no bullying zone, so put that dangerous blade away.

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>>36369647
Have at you, anime poster-san.

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>>36369669
thanks for the (you), small animal poster-san?

>>36365552
INTP

An original one at that

>>36369618
Sounds like an awful idea my dude. But suit yourself.

>>36369605
Haha you said 69

>>36369605
Aries
>Be yourself bro
Taurus
>I cant drop weight because food tastes too good
Gemini
>ENTP
Cancer
>tfwnogf
Leo
>impersonates female on 4chan
Virgo
>tfw too intelligent
Libra
>guys you cant be serious about being virgin past 18
Scorpio
>i'm about to lose my virginity what to do?
Sagittarius
>/that/ kid
Capricorn
>thread about work and income
Aquarius
>general /drug/ thread
Pisces
>/comfy/

>>36369699
We used to show each other our daily horoscopes when we came across it in a newspaper or magazine, when we were still in contact.

>tfw when Pisces
>tfw IN(F/T)P

JUST

>>36369620
>Sun in Aquarius and Moon in Cancer
More like your emotions are either going over capacity or there's none. I'd imagine MGTOW guy who falls deeply in love with a single mom.

>>36369103
Not that anon but

>Aquarius in Sun and Leo rising

Am I supposed to be a chad? I'm apparently very enthusiastic but yet in rl I am not

Are all Scorpios bullies?

leo infp, why even live?

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>>36365552
reminder that this is CIA gathering info on you.
few days ago there was "post your hand" thread.
all those survey threads are also made by CIA

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>>36369792
>handpicks information to try to trigger an anon that was jesting.
>assumes their gender.

You could have been the next Einstein, but instead you're here.

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>>36369638
tfw no
>>36369696
get

In addition, my moon sign is Libra (neat since Aries/Libra are opposite on the zodiac wheel, moon/sun are opposites for me), rising is Taurus, and the rest of my chart is dominated mostly by Aquarius and Pisces.

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>>36369884
CIA confirmed for firm believers in the Zodiac.

>tfw mars in virgo
I never even had a chance.

Aquarius master race reporting in

>>36369967
>mars in virgo
bi and gays usually has this.

>>36369884
what next, they read my palm, they know my zodiac sign, when are they going to tell me my fortune?

I am Piscese what does this mean?

>>36365552
Virgo, ISTJ, zodiac is the pig

>>36370001
what. the. fuck.

Explain pls

Virgo, INTJ.

I never really gave much of a shit about astrology but I think virgo is definitely a robot sign.

also every libra I meet is an asshole.

Virgo, ENTJ

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>>36369103
I'm a capricorn, I have no idea what this stuff means.
Help pls

>>36370385
>Help pls
You are abrupt and somewhat offhand. Despite what people may say, you are actually
not selfish, but self-interest is often obvious in this combination. You have little
lenience for those who are inactive, but you just believe that God helps those who
help themselves. Tremendous power of attention and will are part of the industrious
Capricorn-Aries. Trying to keep up with a Capricorn-Aries is difficult. They move so
quickly and it can be exhausting to keep up with them. You are a bundle of energy
and you attend to things swiftly and capably. You are always on the move. An air of
intolerance and unfriendliness is the result. You take the rest of the world in good
spirits while you take care of things. You can get so caught up in your immediate
actions that you forget the rest of the world. You never give anything up and are very
ambitious and willful. You are fervent, forceful, and rebellious. You simply are not
conventional in any way, but are a pioneer. You are always first among those working
for change. Your personal life can be a high drama. A lot of tempest and trouble are
part of your love affairs. A smooth, monogamous romance is not something your Aries
inner nature is cut out for, so you may direct most of your vigor into a career, as well
as meeting the goals you set for yourself. You become nervous when things are not
progressing as easily and proficiently as you would like. The world will generally know
when you get angry about something. Before you head out not knowing the
destination, attempt to think things through. With those who cannot equal your tempo,
try to be more tolerant. You cannot always set such a fast pace. You should slow
down occasionally to let others catch up with you. You are a restless spirit and it is
almost unfeasible for you to sit still.

>>36370481
Where are you getting this information about me, anon.

>>36370551
>Where are you getting this information about me, anon.
Internet.

>>36370582
I see, but I was really wondering about what the chart meant.

Cancer


It's really quite fitting now that I think about it

>>36370647
>It's really quite fitting now that I think about it
Which part?

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Pisces, intp usually but infp other times.
I have constant anxiety because i fear failure in all aspects of my life. A perfectionist.
It's ruining my life

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September 11 Virgo-INTJ

>tfw no qt3.14

>>36369769
>>36370767

Now kiss (This comment is entirely original and in no way a duplicate)

this shit is all so retarded fake and useless but my gf believes in it

>>36370881
>but my gf believes in it
What's your and her sign?

I don't believe in astrology, but I'm Virgo as fuck. As for the briggs shit, IxFx.

>>36370889

im aquarius and she is libra

>>36371065
>I'm Virgo as fuck
rip you poor, autistic soul

>>36371129
My gf is aquarius and I'm Sagittarius, I like you people. I'm infp

>>36371129
>two air signs
That's pretty good compatibility.

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>>36366630
Oi

Happy birthday

>>36368111

My sign-type brother. I like being Aries because it's associated with fire and sounds like Ares.

>>36365552
boyfriend is ariea and I am pisces.
bf always get mad at me ;_;

>>36371841
>aries
>getting mad
no shit.

>>36371841
My first two gfs were aries. I'm a sagittarius so we got along great. But what fucked things up were the arguments. They refuse to back down even when they're wrong as can be. I just can't accept that shit. They need someone to just let them think they are right and that's not me. The sex though...

>>36365552
Aquarius Capricorn cusp

Capricorn. Looking for a Scorpio GF the sex is amazing

How many Libras cause I'm too lazy to count?

>>36372233
>Scorpio girl ever going for Capricorn male
Unless you buy Scorpio hooker.

>>36372233
Only the pegging tho

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Taurus, be 29 soon, almost a wizard.

>>36365552
Anyone who isn't Virgo isn't a robot.

>>36372318
Actually buying into this absolute shit.

>>36372430
>Actually buying into this absolute shit.
Typical Capricorn.

>>36365552
Taurus. ENTJ.

>>36366303
>be scorpio
>(not) a chad

My zodiac sign betrayed me

>>36372498
Wrong again fucko.

>>36372676
scorpio is more like of a player than straight up Chad.

>>36371765
thank you, kind anon
very original comment

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Not only the best sign, but also the best gorudo sainto

>>36366385
That is the typical Leo, Elliot Rodger is a good example. He craved attention.

>>36374216
>Elliot Rodger
>The boys in my grade talked about sex a lot. Some of them even told me that they had sex with their girlfriends. This was the most devastating and traumatizing thing I've ever heard in my life. Boys having sex at my age of Fourteen? I couldn't fathom it. How is it that they were able to have such intimate and pleasurable experiences with girls while I could only fantasize about it? I frequently started asking myself. This was an all-boys school_ How in the hell were those boys even able to meet girls to have sex with? I wondered. I hoped they were lying. I hoped against all hope. [...] and one of my obnoxious classmates named Jesse was bragging about having sex with his girlfriend. I defiantly told him that I didn't believe him, so he played a voice recording of what sounded like him and his girlfriend having sex. I could hear a girl saying his name over and over again while she panted franticaly. He grinned me smugly. I felt so inferior to him, and I hated him.

>>36365745
Eyy September 5th here

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>>36367587
are you literally me?
>not so bad with women but absolutely shit at seeming like a tough guy and don't have the emotional strength to cut people off. constantly letting people walk over me.

Cancer here
Org

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>>36365552
Gemini master race

>>36369605
>leo
but i am special and also the best that has nothing to do with the month i was born its just im an amazing person

Scorpio sun, Leo moon & Aries rising here

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>>36365552
>tfw scorpio and intj-a
It's like I was born to be edgy.

>>36365552
Capricorn.

orgianbsl

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>>36368028
>>36365770
>>36369990
>>36371129

Aquaribros get in here, the only good zodiac sign