>Get in the car bro, we're gonna pick up some chicks

>>36364911
Sure bro let's go slay some puss.
if there were any brads in the car i'd run away

I really don't give a fuck about women, fuck off

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>F-f-fuck you Chad!! I'm not gonna be a lame pawn in getting you even more laid, by trotting me around as some uggo charity case so stacey will think your really caring and selfless guy.

>I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING GAME, B-B--BRO!

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>>36364911
Someone answer me this: do you think the man depicted in the front of the picture is "physically attractive?" What about my picture? Do you think this man is also attractive?

My legs are atrophied

>>36364911
fuck off chad I am not going to pick up your leftovers

>>36364911
You guys aren't gay right?

>>36364911
Yeah they don't look like they need chicks to have a good time.

Sorry my gf will kill me. More for you. Good luck.

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>>36364911
>ummm...
>o-okay

apparently the above greentext isn't original

>>36364911
I've got a girlfriend, bro. Good luck, bro. Have a nice time, bro.

>>36364911
>Nah bro, I'm a fucking faggot
>I'll suck your dick anytime, bro

>>36364911
probably wouldnt respond, or i would just say
no

>I'm so sick of being use as a human shield
Just get in
>No, I won't be talking any more bullets for the team
Common mann, don't be like that I promise we will find cuter chicks this time
>But, I always have to babysit the fat one
>I'm still paying the medical bills for my knee, when Precious sat on my lap
You used to be cool Bro, what happened

>automatic
No thanks, I don't let pussies drive me around

fuck off losers

>>36364911
humor them by going for the ride. I mean it is a nice car

>>36364911
>no
or
>...
OR
>run home and cry

>>36364911
Why are there two of him in the same car what the fucking shit. Am I a bro-clone too?

>>36365292
all 3 of those nerds skip leg day it looks fucking ridiculous

stick to wearing shorts