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Please explain how the fuck an autistic NEET gets a girl like this

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>be streamer on Twitch named Gardogg
>be autistic NEET
>stream all day in basement
>still has qt3.14 gf because chad


FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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Chad doesn't play by normal rules.
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>>36364466
>Look good
>Have money

See? Not that hard.
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>>36364544

He doesn't have money, and he's extremely niggardly. He talks all the time about becoming a millionaire.
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>>36364466
What exactly is your problem? They seem to be on about the same level of attractiveness.
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>>36364488

man. feels really bad man. she's too cute
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>>36364587

The fact that he's legitimately autistic and never leaves his basement, spends all day doing mundane repetitive shit when he isn't working on the robot, which looks like a legit serial killer creation, and has a garbage heap he calls a room.

all of that and he still has a gf that's a 10/10
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>>36364571
Doesn't he make money from streaming?
Even a small channel can pull some cash if it has some constant viewers. Either way, he looks pretty good, and the fact people watch his streams, no matter how few- Signals that he has something worthwhile enough to say to draw people, which would improve his status in a woman's eyes. For some women, this may be enough.
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>>36364640
So it's just because she's in the wrong autist's basement?
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>>36364649

He gets an average of 10 viewers a night. Believe me, his stream is garbage. He just sits there. On rare occasions he works on his "robot".
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>>36364686
Many people on /r9k/ are constantly crying that true autists have no hope with women. This guy manages to pull an alright girl and you're bitter about that too? Shouldn't it give everyone hope instead?
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>be gardogg
>working on advanced robot project he believes rivals DARPA/Boston Dynamics
>wants to create robot army
>wants to create drone army
>has many top ideas, like creating robot deer that will hunt and kill real deer, harvest the meat, and then bring them back and puke the meat onto his basement floor
>more great ideas: robot sharks that will eat fish and bring them to him to eat/sell
>robot whales with gardens growing inside of them
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>>36364466
Are you the guy who is obsessed with this guy and keeps posting threads about him? The truth is, he appears to be pretty good looking, seems to have a decent personality after watching his stream for a few minutes and despite his autistic delusions of making an advanced robot or w/e he has hobbies that he is quite passionate about and knows more than the average basement dwelling pleb who doesn't do much more than play games and watch anime. These threads stink of jealousy. Why don't you go and improve yourself instead of shitting on somebody else doing better than you?
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Fairly attractive
Have hobbies that require skill (rockclimbing and sculpting)
Works out.
Streams for a small following.
Has enough confidence to show his face on the internet.

You guys seem to think you need to be perfect to get a cute GF.
There are more cute girls out there than there are perfect chads.
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>>36364724
>>36364793

BECAUSE ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

No it doesn't give me hope, it makes me want to end it all.
I'm a lot more social and definitely way less autistic than this guy, better looking, and way nicer than this smug jerk.

FUCK HIM AND TWITCH STREAMERS IN GENERAL
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>>36364882
>and way nicer than this smug jerk.
You sure don't sound very nice.
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>>36364882
Get a grip, have you even tried to improve yourself? Yeah this guy has had mild success but his gf is 7/10 at best and yeah the whole living in his dad's basement thing isn't ideal. It wouldn't take that much to improve yourself and probably do better than him. Hit the gym, get some hobbies and quit being a whiney bitch.
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>>36364922
I really hate pathetic NEETs roleplaying as alpha males. Seriously fuck up with your le /fit/ autism, cunt
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>>36364466
He looks good, is white and has confidence
I'm not surprised at all
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>>36364882
I'm actually watching his stream now, he is definetely quite odd from what I'm seeing now that I actually watch him. When does he work on his ''''advanced humanoid robot''''?
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>>36364466

>Be attractive chad
>Be a Deluded neet
>Get a qt girlfriend anyways because he is good looking
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>>36364466
You get qt girl friends by socializing not by being some basement dwelling fag who complains on 4chan all day
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>>36364903
fuck you, just because I'm angry that the world is so unfair? his gf would flock to me if she knew there was a better alternative to this ultra autist

>>36364922

I workout at home 6 days a week, have a way better looking body than this fatso.

>>36365000

Like once a week or something. He has a schedule of extremely autistic things he sticks to streaming every day, the robot is one.
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>>36364996
Did I say I was an alpha male? Plus I don't go on /fit/. Why are you having such a sperg out to a post about advice? Due to your adverse reaction I'm going to assume you tried and failed to improve yourself due to your lack of discipline. I'm sorry for you.
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>>36364466

>streamer with <10 views on average
>autistic and has no job
>has no life and streams all day
>has 5/10 gf
>looks pretty old with zero job prospects
>Atleast stage 2 norwood scale baldness already happening.

Tell me again how this is chad?
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>>36365093
You shouldn't have too many problems with getting to know girls then.
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>>36365093
>fuck you, just because I'm angry that the world is so unfair? his gf would flock to me if she knew there was a better alternative to this ultra autist

Surely if you were so much better than this dude you'd already have a girlfriend and wouldn't feel the need to make an autistic rant where you disparage someone else. You sound delusional.
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>>36365093
>I workout at home 6 days a week, have a way better looking body than this fatso.
So go outside and start socializing then.

>Like once a week or something. He has a schedule of extremely autistic things he sticks to streaming every day, the robot is one.
I mean he has it pretty made from what I'm looking at stream, atleast by this board's standards. Doesn't everyone here harp on about not wanting a job and doing whatever they want.
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>>36365170
Who do you think he's trying to fool?
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how does he survive if he doesn't work?
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>>36365126
>Tell me again how this is chad?
you told yourself

>gf
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>>36365245
I asked him and he said he owns multiple businesses online.

I have to say OP I'm watching his stream and it's actually quite comfy. He has a good personality despite his delusions. I could see how he'd get a nice gf.
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>>36365198
>>36365170

Oh yes its so simple to just talk to girls, especially when they have a natural urge to get with losers and bad boys. I'm a nice guy, good looks or not, we finish last.
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>>36365326
>believing in memes

Nice guys can get with girls as long as they have a spine.
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>>36364640
>this obviously degenerate (and also most likely coal burning) slut
>a 10/10
kill urself my man.
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>>36365245

The other poster was wrong. Yes, he owns multiple "businesses", but he makes barely any money from them. The most he makes is from youtube, like $60+ dollars a month.

He survives because daddy pays the bills, pays for his streaming internet, and lets him rot in the basement while making a "robot".
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>>36364882
literally kysiaf in hell you disgusting fuck of shit
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I guess this woman is just very naive and expects to find his hidden stash of money or something. There is no reason to be with an autist like this is he has no status and money.
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>>36364466
Jesus Christ OP you had this thread less than a week ago. Get the fuck over it.
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>>36364882
kys please. fucking robotard no wonder you are alone. 5salty5handle for any human being
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>>36364466
He looks like a master persuader desu
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