Mr Anonson, before you leave the doctor wants to talk with you

>>36363946
Does that mean a girl will finally touch me down there?

>>36363946
Boy, you people sure entertain some fucked up fantasies.

Pretty fucked up anon.

Well hey nursie-pie, the only cure for my sickness is your sweet pink medicine.

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>>36363946
>You know all male virgins past the age of 19 have to get castrate right?
First, You need to have away of finding out if i guy is a virgin.
Second this thread is bakas.

>>36363946
Chemical or physical castration?
I would rather get arrested though.

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>>36363946
Yeah well it would appear you could perform a much easier treatment for my problem.

What would be the point?

To stop me breeding?
Because I don't think there's much chance of that as it is.

>>36363946
i-is she a boy?

>>36364455
No.
You big fat homo.

>>36364403
What did you do? What is that?

>>36363959
Yes but it might hurt a bit.

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>>36365134
If you're talking about the picture, I didn't do shit,
they just happen to look alike, I just happened to have it.

>>36365255
I'm obviously asking why they don't have a face anon why do you avoid the subject anon I'm scared

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>>36365354
They're probably assets from some game.
You can add expressions on another layer that way it's easier to reuse an expression or body.

>>36365255
Why do they have no faces, anon? I want to know too. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>36365719
read the post above you double nigger

>>36365747
"Probably assets from some game?" No way I believe that someone would get a bunch of "game assets" but have no idea where they're from.

hint: get help, cutting out their faces is scary

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>>36365719
Unless you meant why do I have them, in which case the answer is because it's for irony reasons

>>36364360
Physical of course. We wouldn't want you to get off your meds and become a danger for everyone.

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>>36364134
Haha Anon, you're so funny and adorable saying things like that. I could assist with the procedure. Would you like that?

>>36365849
No, you're too young. Go home, kid.

>>36365857
That's very mean, Anon. I just wanted to help you deal with the pain and make sure the operation is successful.

>>36364451
Just to be sure, anon. The point is to make you infertile and impotent.

>>36363946
i rape you bitch get down this is a rape

>>36364325
They can tell through your handshake.
You don't do the virgin handshake, do you, anon?

>>36365986
>he does the virgin eye movements

>>36363971
>>36363992
Fucking normies desu desu

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>>36364325
>First, You need to have away of finding out if i guy is a virgin.

WRONG!

The burden of proof lies with the male. He needs to find a girl who will testify on his behalf he's not a virgin.

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>tfw no fetishistic urology clinics refunded by the NHS
I just want to be bullied by a qt3.14 as she snips my nads off, why does life have to be so hard.

>>36366386
I'm a virgin, but I have a dedicated asexual friend who will lie that I'm not a virgin. How will you detect this lie, roasty nurse?

>>36366386
My mom would probably lie for me.

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>>36363946
>You will never be forced to undergo a procedure where you will have your testicles forcefully removed, by a qt nurse after a month of no masturbation or sex, but only after she lets you blow one final giant load

>>36366563
In case of doubt you need to perform in front of a medical professional.

>>36366737
Sorry anon your mommy's testimony is not valid.

>>36367154
>mommy's testimony is not valid
Why not? Incest is still sex.
>perform in front of a medical professional
What is this going to prove?

>>36363946
Thank God the epididymitis was killing me

>>36367291
>Why not? Incest is still sex.
Incest is also illegal in many places desu.

>What is this going to prove?
Having actual sex in front of witnesses actually proves you're not a virgin anymore anyway yes

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>>36366386
OBJECTION!!!
It is the nurse who holds the burden of proof, As she is the one making the accusation.
>>36365986
>>36366016
I'll have you know i can hand shake and keep eye contact with the best of them.

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>>36369333
>It is the nurse who holds the burden of proof, As she is the one making the accusation.
"Okay anon, look, just remove your clothes and enter the virginity testing machine. We don't have all day and we're not letting a virgin walk free, it's illegal."

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>>36369496
This goes against my rights. I want to talk with a lawyer. POLICE, POLICE, HELP.

>>36363946
Where can i find castration porn?
trap castration if there is any

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>>36369643
It's the law, anon. You're a bit silly, aren't you? The only thing the police would do is help us restrain you.

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>>36369662
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=castration

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>>36367122
Good boy! You'll also get a hug after the procedure!

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>>36369716
You can't take my balls if i go an hero.

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>>36369867
"No you won't, anon, not with the dose of anaesthetic I just injected you with. You'll wake up in the psych ward, ready to begin your new life. I'm sure you'll soon realize that eunuchs don't have it so bad!"

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>>36369971
>eunuchs don't have it so bad!
What a life as someones plaything or a prostitute, How is the a good life. I don't want to live in the timeline.

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/b/tard here. This board is retarded and you should all feel bad about yourselves for contributing to it. I'm giving my prayers to Allah just for this post.

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>>36370097
You would love it once you got used to it anon

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>>36370133
Not in my lifetime.

>>36370120
/b/ fucking /b/ with all the rate my cock, lolis, trap and shota threads. Is better, Please tell me more.

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How would you prefer to be castrated (testicles only)?

>Banding
>Slowly crushed with hand
>Quickly ruptured with kick
>Cords snipped
>Entirely removed surgically
>Chemically
>Burdizzo

>>36370274
>>Banding
>>Burdizzo
w-what??

>>36370274
Chemically.
>tfw could remove all sexual desires

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>>36370274
>Slowly crushed with hand
I...I'm not sure how i feel about this.

>>36363946
>implying I go to the doctor in the first place.

They can't know I'm a virgin if nobody knows who I am cause I never leave the house. Also I'd rather resist arrest than give up my bodily autonomy.

Also OP, u r retarded faggot.

Goddamnit, this thread made my balls hurt, fuck.

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>>36370292
>Banding
A very tight band is placed around a male's testicles using a special tool. It restricts blood flow to them, killing them in mere hours; the testes are removed later surgically.

>Burdizzo
A special tool that quickly crushes your testicular cords in seconds.

Both options are used to castrate males easily and effectively. It's kind of a scary though because with just a couple seconds you'll never be a man again.

>>36365974
Remember, if you rape her, you aren't a virgin and thus can't be castrated.

I'm so starved for female attention that the idea of getting castrated sounds appealing if a nice nurse took care of me afterwards.

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>>36370344
>slowly crushed by female while subdued

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If that's the case I'll just rape the nurse to take care of the problem. You fags are overcomplicating the issue.

>>36370394
Both of those sound fucking terrible like what the fuck humanity

>>36370533
Shouldn't you be on reddit or /soc/?

>>36370581
I am very confused about /soc/. We have a thread entirely devoted to social meetups on an anonymous imageboard. I think that is probably one of the most retarded ideas I have ever heard.

Yes nurse,
just promise me the stemcells will be used for the Futa Project

>>36370581
Reddit, Good joke anon well played. You need to leave shill
>>>/lgbt/

>>36370637
/soc/ along with /b/ are containment boards for normies and cancer flooding the site; they've been leaking to r9k for a while now, it seems.

>>36370274
Slowly crushed by feet pls

>>36363946
>rapes
lmao women

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>>36370348
You have to have a checkup, anon, of course.

>>36370384
Don't worry we can put you under if you're even too much of a pussy to be awake during the procedure.

>>36370427
You'll get cared for, anon, we love good boys that don't try to escape the procedure around here!

>>36370527
You'll get tazed and wake up in a jail cell, castrated, still a virgin.

>>36370656
Your worthless no-no parts will get discarded and incinerated, I'm afraid, but you'll get a lot of hugs and head pats and homemade cookies and top tier psychological care.

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>>36371456
Oops looks like you made someone angry.

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>>36371638
>teleports behind her
nothin personnel kid

But what happens after the procedure?
Sold to non-virgin males?

Are there rewards for turning in virgins that haven't had the procedure

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>>36371700
*blocks ur bloodflow*
oh boi, you've gone and done it dis tiem

>>36371706
You go back to living your life, anon. You get eunuchbux so you don't have to work if you don't want to. Since you won't leave descendants, your life is eco-friendly desu! There's nothing more dangerous for the environment than new humans.

>>36371858
Snitches get hugs.

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>>36371858
For every virgin on the run you report to our services you get a special right to have your own procedure delayed for one week. So if you turn in 52 virgins you get to keep your balls for an additional year beyond the legal limit, and thus, more chances to actually lose your virginity.

If you already had your procedure, your eunuchbux are increased by 5% for every virgin you report. Here's your chance to get rich!

>>36372124
...What if everyone just snitched on everyone, thus delaying the inevitable for everyone?

>>36372218
There's a limit to that, anon. Sooner or later everyone gets the procedure done, whether they like it or not.

>>36372266
A year is a pretty nice limit to escape the country.

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>>36372441
You can't escape the country, anon, your passport doesn't mention that you're a nonvirgin, and border control and customs won't let you through.

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>>36363946
Sure, I'll make my appointment.


It's not as if i get turned on by the thought of a cute girl castrating me.

>>36363946
Am I awake during the procedure?

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Fuck that, im rising up against the system with my fellow male virgins

Feel the wrath of the virgin, worthless whore

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>>36372581
It's okay to be naughty anon. You're welcome to ask the nurse that will perform the procedure to jerk you off so you can cum one last time.

>>36372732
Yes you are until you request to be put under.

>>36372763
You're not doing anything, silly. If you resist we'll just have to make you comply.

>>36372820
I would ask to be jerked off, but my dick's too small for her hand, probably. ;_;

>>36365935
Aww did anon hurt you?

>>36363946
I'm not 19, I'm still 18.
Can I ask for it early? Do I get a reward if I do?

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>>36372873
Don't be silly, anon, they have seen all sizes and shapes and know what to do with them!

>>36373044
No anon you'll have to wait until you turn 19 desu. Why would you want to get it done early?

>>36373199
Because I like the idea of being emasculated. I don't know why. That's normal though, right?

>>36363946
Might aswell, not using it or anything.

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O-ok.
C-can you get a guy doctor to do it?

>>36363946
I am 23 and I actually take some pride in my virginity.

This is my story and it will end the way it is meant to end.

Why waste energy feeling bad?

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>>36363946
*pulls out flamethrower*
Cool story mrs nurse
*pulls the trigger*

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>>36372581
>the thought of a cute girl castrating me.
God fucking dammit you stupid fucks, now I have another fetish

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>>36373261
It's nothing to be ashamed of, at least! Not that common though.

>>36373303
Good boy, that's the spirit!

>>36373372
Sure anon. No problem. Are you afraid of girls?

>>36373451
You are very wise, anon. We like smart boys around here!

>>36373466
*presses security button*
Hehe, silly boi~

>>36373633
It's your lucky day!

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>>36366525
Why have we been brought into this world? Just to suffer?

>>36373833
One more question.


If I'm awake during the surgery, do I get an anesthetic?

>actually turned on by the thought of being castrated by a girl

i want to die

>>36373833
I'm not afraid of girls but castration is very scary even though I know it'll be good for me. I just would feel better if a guy was doing it and he would hold me after and tell me it's okay.

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>>36363946
Do people actually enjoy this? How does someone even get into this mindset of castrating dudes and getting off to it?

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>>36374043
Not all sexual ideas have to be actually performed, some of them can exist solely in 2d imagination land; just realize that what arouses you and what you actually want to do sexually with girls are two very different things.

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>>36374034
You get it by default but you can refuse it if you want. Of course if you start yelling and are in obvious intolerable pain we're not going to leave you like that, so the chance is even if you refuse it you'll end up getting at the very least a local anaesthetic.

>>36374046
It's alright anon. It can be arranged. It's not like you'll be told to go away when the procedure is done, you'll get all the support you need and the help you request. Would you also prefer a male therapist?

>>36374107
You say that like it's one of the most horrifying things you've seen.

>>36374107
Could you even get off anymore? Would you lose the urge for it?
I once talked to a dude who cut his dick off to get rid off the urge.
Didn't work.

>>36374275
well it's not the spookiest thing i've seen and the cute 2D make it somewhat tolerable, but I just don't understand how to get into the mindset
>>36374288
All I can say is, holy shit

>>36374232
But it IS what I actually, seriously want

>>36371865
*sniffs her bum*
too easy, kid.

>>36374288
>cut his dick off to get rid off the urge.
Why would you do that? It's not like having a penis or not changes anything to your urges. If you cut off your penis it just makes you unable to manage them.

>>36374453
It was a meme at the time.
Cut your dick off, kill the urge, reach enlightenment, and all that.

>>36363946
If I get rid of my balls I won't produce as much testosterone, which means I won't be as attracted to girls. Which means I'll be less sad all the time. But I think I'll have to do it myself. I get find anyone who does the surgery for money, I need to have something wrong.

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>>36374511
In a world where they'll legally and completely mutilate the body of people who think they're girls, you should be able to get someone to cut your balls off if you pay them.

>>36374494
You call it a meme, but we have no proof that it isn't true. I believe it's the balls you need to remove, and I'll be the test subject for you guys. When I'm around 25 I'll do it. I'm 21 now.

>>36374577
Haven't found anyone yet, since I'm not "transitioning".

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>>36374288
>>36374453
>>36374494
It's a common misconception that the penis is also removed during castration, not only is that wrong but it's also completely pointless as the dick is just a rod that shoots piss and semen. The point of castration is to make one impotent (No testicles no sperm), so only the testes need to be removed.

Effects of castration on a male (Negatives and benefits)
>calmer
>less aggressive
>Reduced sex drive
>Permanent infertility
>Would never be able to become a father
>Increase in hair growth on your scalp; massively lowered chances of balding or balding reversal
>Less facial hair
>Some slight loss of muscle mass or/and strength
>Much lower chances of heart disease and all male sexual cancers
>Would probably live longer since testosterone is linked with a shorter life span

So you would still be able to masturbate, get horny (Though probably no where near as frequent as a young man in puberty would be), and orgasm, but you will just be shooting blanks forever.

Honestly, I would let a cute girl do it to me and then I would live the rest of my life as a hermit (NEET, games, and anime) masturbating to what she did to me that day until I get old and die.

>>36374703
Damn. Actually sounds pretty sweet.

I'd probably let a girl I'm intimate with like a gf or wife do it to me.

>>36363946
>not just raping her on the spot

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>>36374400
Well then it's just not your thing then. It's okay.

>>36374413
*blocks ur nose*
Silly willy, you never learn!

>>36374703
There's a strong worship component in this. I get it.

>>36375393
*fuggs the anus*
ok i'm not a virgil anymore cyu famalam

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>>36375622
*cuts ur benise before it happens*
Now you'll be a virgin forever desu...

>>36374275
>Would you also prefer a male therapist?
I don't think I'll need a therapist I just need a guy to hold me after and pet my hair and tell me it's okay

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Alright, the clinic is closed for today~ bye!

>>36376189
Easy peasy desu!

>>36375801
*regrows the benis*
you are no match for my power ms nurse

>>36363946
>anonson
wtf this isn't iceland

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>>36363946
>19
16*
you're supposed to be married at 19 lol

>>36377388
>married at 19
Isn't that a bit young?

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>>36363946
>virgins past the age of 19
all right kiddo, better go catch these rapscallions.

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>>36378636
not at all. If you're a man, at least :)