WHEN WILL I GET A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!????? I'VE ONLY HAD

>>36363598
yeah but what about an objectively ugly boyfriend who is broker than shit???

>>36363598
>MOST GUYS DON'T FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
>WILL I EVER GET A QT (to me) BF WHO ISN'T BROKE AS SHIT
No, no you will not. Time to lower them standards.

post pics, i bet i find you attractive...

>>36363598

You know the drill, post the deets

pics or gtfo

orgvtvihu

>>36363638
God damn it, I'm more than happy with "ugly" guys. In fact I prefer them, but I'm sick and tired of these broke ass losers. You can be smelly, autistic, ugly, 400 lbs, deformed, BUT DON'T BE A BROKE NEET.

LIKE HOLY SHIT, how fucking hard is it to get a goddamn job, even if it's a shitty factory/minimum wage job and SAVE? Fucking losers can't even get their driver's license. what the fuck is up with men these days, they're all fucking manchildren who can't even provide for themselves. fucking losers have to be taken care of by their mommy. I'm SO sick of it.

WHERE CAN I FIND A HIGH QUALITY MAN!?! and by "high quality", I mean a ugly fat guy with rotten teeth with a good job who buys me nice things.


FUCK ALL YOU MANCHILDREN NEETS, DIPSHITS WHO CAN'T DRIVE, AND BROKE MOTHERFUCKERS WITHOUT SAVINGS. YOU'RE A FAILURE IN LIFE.

>>36363731
>buys me nice things

lol. OP is female, all right.

>>36363731
ok but how about you get a job and buy me nice things

>>36363598
Post pics or fuck offf.

>>36363598
>PRACTICE BOYFRIEND WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

It was not erectile dysfunction. It was you.

>>36363731
You sound like a real catch. I'm sure any man with half a brain is giving you a wide berth.

>>36363598
Yeah post pics O.P. or you're just a tranny.

>>36363747
>OP is female
When will you all learn?

High quality guy here. Why should I pick you over other girls? What do you provide?

>>36363731
If you're looking good enough, you can become a whore.

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So why don't you become the provider of some qt NEET man?
What are we educating women for if they don't want to provide.

>>36363842
I fear that I may have to resort to this. I might as well go WGTOW if it gets to that point though. I wouldn't be able to respect him as man if I had to provide for him.

>>36363854
Are you a real female? Do you want to be friends?

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>>36363810
>high quality guy
>on r9k

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>>36363854
Then whats the point of allowing women to have an education if you expect men to provide for you in the end of the day?

Student here with some money I prefer to not spend, have driver's license, am average looking.
Can I be your bf?

>>36363731
Maybe you don't have a boyfriend because you shout at people on the internet and call them failures

>>36363854
I'll provide for you if you cook and clean. I make decent money and I'm jacked af. I'm loyal too. Just be qt.

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>>36363854
you're going to provide for me, and you're going to love it.
>pic related
it's our future

>>36363598
Show a pic of ur self and I'll consider it

>>36363731
I'm this guy right here
>>36363644
>>36363940

>>36364002
Stats sound absolutely perfect, except:

>Occupation: Law Enforcement

In the trash you go.

>>36363928
No if you're not willing to buy her nice things

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ROASTIE GTFO


Oregano

>>36364002
You a cop?

>>36364048
He's probably trying to catch us before we shoot up our schools.

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Is the influx of women on /r9k for real? Do they feel more comfortable posting now or somn? Im genuinely curious.

Post your picture OP. We'll be honest with you, you have our attention.

>>36364019
Lmfao you sound like an immature little kid. You'll learn someday

>>36363731
Alright love, if you're ugly and want a bf who wants to buy you stuff, you're shit out of luck

>>36364048
Yes I is. What's it to ya.

>>36364247
My practice boyfriend bought me a lot of expensive things. He said I almost wiped his bank account. I'm trying to look for a guy like him again.

>>36363775
/thread

ofc not original

>>36364303
Im guessing this is bait. If not, go WOGTOW, we dont want you

>>36364256
How many of my brothers do you animals shoot daily

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>>36364707
Your whole race hould be exterminated. Not even cause of the color of your skin. You are literaly retarded and openly ignorant. I'm not even going to sit here and tell you why niggers are garbage. I make more money than you.

>>36364766
not the nig but that last sentence was the stupidest shit i've ever heard. all you had to do was not add that and you wouldn't have looked like such an insecure loser.

>>36363731
lol stop looking in the gutter

>>36363731
get a job then you lazy whore

>>36363598

post feet pics if you're really a girl

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I am not ugly and I'm not a NEET either, but you don't sound nice at all so I won't be your bf

my favorite anime is Nichijou

>>36365293
But animes are for homos anon

things will get better if you try harder

>>36363598
I'll talk at you but only if you live in Canada post your fucking Skype or Some shit

>>36364019
>stable high paying career with benefits
Pathetic, what a beta

>>36363598
>>36363731
>wants bf
>doesn't post contact
well we're waiting to stroke your narcissism

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>>36365355
>stable
>coworkers get shot across the country

>WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
You're just ugly.

>>36364829
Is he wrong though? I guarantee you that the nog is a dindu nuffin type since his first thought was "RAYSIS PPL KILL MAH NIGGAS" when he heard 'law enforcement.'

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>>36365411
That's simply part of the fun, anon.

>>36363598
hey I have ED too, it aint funny you know

>>36363731
you kind of have a point, desu

>>36363598
Kek turn off your reptile brain
Stop worring about sex idiot

>>36364210
>our
Boi if u don

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>>36363598
what is it with fucking women and relationships always come down to "oh how much can my slave bf buy me today" there should be more to relationships than money.

go fucking die roastie cunt

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>>36363731
>buy me nice things

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>>36363598
>>36363731
>OP is a shitty, likely ugly slut who demands her boyfriend make loads of money and buys her things

>likely doesn't have a job herself and/or would never spend anything on her BF under any circumstances

Why is it that all women demand to receive the princess treatment when they've usually got nothing to offer but their used-up vaginas?

>>36363598
>getting a boyfriend.
no problem. Literlly just ask.
>qt bf that isn't broke
...i would say that this is our problem...

>>36363598
>BF WHO ISN'T BROKE AS SHIT?!!!!

Aaaaaannnnddd the truth comes out. Guys what you just witnessed here is the truth accidentally slipping out.

>ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Code for not a bbc.

kek roasties are such memes!

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>>36365812
*faggot senses growing stronk*
>>36365760
>not passing lineage
>>36365283
>feel the sperging rise
>>36365085
#tradlife
>>36364303
Good gurl
>>36364210
I'm a >>>/pol/ack that got involved here since the election (newfag, yeah yeah) and >>>/r9k/ fascinates me
>>36363940
Great to read
>>36363903
Keked
>>36363731
>Truth gurl
Sorry NEETs, we see you with UTTER CONTEMPT & DISGUST!
Hurr Dorr, muh tendies N sheit
>shit, even a disabled girl DON'T wanna date a loser.
>autism is a meme, grow a fucking pair and start developing your social skills!
t.37y.o. grandma from SoCal
>inb4 GTFO roastie/normie
You got served and BTFO
>Hurr Dorr!

>>36363731
i hope you die alone with cats you cunt, I will never be a wage slave to buy women things and more and more men will be the same

get fucked kike bitch

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>>36365411
Not as much as soldiers do. The news just glamorizes it. We kill more criminals than they kill us anyway. What are you a pussy

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>already had a bf
Reee, etc.

>tfw nice, educated, employed woman with a good sense of humor and decent hobbies
>literally autistic (as in diagnosed, not in the stupid way normal fags bitch about here)
>5/10 appearance
>get rejected by manlets who live at home, a janitor, and a balding dude with bad teeth

My "dream bf" is a lanklet dude with long hair and a big nose who's a 100% moralfag. He's either a weird academic or an artist or a musician (ie. he "follows his dream" and lets me be the bread winner and isn't intimidated but actually super proud). We go for walks and argue about stuff. We sit around showing each other our favorite records and explaining why we like them. We get married and have a cottage up north and raise our 2.5 children and have cats. He thinks my autism is kawaii.

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My current bf has erectile dysfunction. But in the top so I don't care a bit ;^)

>>36367999
trips is truth

i dont care if its not original the robot wont stop me

>>36368290
it's funny that /pol/tards on twitter would talk about le elite infant sacrifice rings when cops deliver up a hundred fresh blood sacrifices to DC per day

>>36363598
>QT (to me) BF

Lol roastie

>>36368956
and the funny part about delivering up nigger teens and low-IQ whites to Moloch, is that you can make it invisible to normies as long as you first make rules that they're biologically incapable of upholding, and then use their failure as an excuse to put them in the furnace

/pol/tards think they're smarter than a devil, and that's funny to me

>>36368372
HRT will do that to ya.

>>36363731
b8 and not fem

>>36363731
>how fucking hard is it to get a goddamn job
It's pretty hard to get something decent and enough to save money and have a car and your own place is even more difficult.

You would know if you ever looked.

>>36364233

I gaurentee you I'm older than you and check this out: most people hate cops regardless of outside factors (I could see how close you were to assuming the guy you were responding to was a neet).

Cops are generally pretty fucked up individuals for the most part and avoiding them is a nugget of wisdom that is almost taken for granted now outside of the insulative bubble of people you talk to.

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>>36368155
>mass replier

>>36369186

That typo hurts my soul but the point stands.

>>36363598
If you don't want a "shitty" man then you're going to have to lower your standards.

Think about it this way. Your "shitty practice boyfriend" is likely crying himself to sleep every night because your bitch ass left him and he won't ever get any other girlfriends.

Your "shitty practice boyfriend" isn't getting any girlfriends because of his disability.

And here you are, begging for a "good" boyfriend. Fucking roastie slut. You haven't had to live with half of it.

>>36363598
> BF
> must get it up
> QT
> not broke
I think you might be on the wrong board, so REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36369056
He's not on hrt (yet) ;)

>>36363598
I have an exceptionally great dick and a job and I'm in good shape, and I would do anything for a fembot gf.

>>36369191
faggot nigger detected
*hot shit intensifies*

>>36369186
You're an edgy retard. People hate cops cause of the Jewish commie nigger news anchors and their narrative. Pro tip Citizens need law and order. I hope cops go on strike like Brazil did where people died in droves on just one night. Maybe then you'll see what police do for you you stuoid faggot.
>Why are human cops so imperfect
Swear people like you expect cops to be trained like green berets mixed with Robocop and no anger emotions what's so ever. Unrealistic expectations. Cops aren't perfect because they're only human. Be lucky you live in a 1st world country where cartels don't influence them to kill your bitch ass lineage like in Mexico snowflake. You ain't seen Shit yet. When it gets worse you're gonna wish your country wasn't a Mexico ghetto rip off with criminal organizations killing whom ever left and right. Then you'll see but by then you'll prlly be dead you bitch.

>>36369543

I don't expect cops to be perfect, but the fact that the irony of your response being full of nothing but blame shifting, racial slurs, insults and ego protection is telling.

Nipping these two in the bud:
I vote red.
How old are you?

>>36363598
You're one of us now.

Fuck you dumb Jap cunt that was an original comment.

>>36369641

Irony of your response [...] Being lost on you*

Sorry, I get excited seeing my biases actively confirmed.

>>36368155
You're obviously not female, so no one cares about your trip, you underage /pol/tard

>>36369641
>feelings hurt look at them you said this.
I'm fully aware of what I said but I dont respect you and I genuinely dislike you. Youre the cancer dividing this country. Want better Cops? Fund cops more so they get better training. You can't expect Robocop performance with budget cuts and lawsuits being shoved down agencies throats due to faggots on the news hyping up a minority of fuck ups vs the good cops actually do. Lemme guess you're some libertarian faggot that thinks in everyman for himself terms? Cool edgy old guy wow impressive

>>36369664

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

top zozzle my friend

ORIGANERGFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36368312
Be my sugar momma and I'll grow my hair out just for you.

>>36369751

I wasn't commenting on how cops perform as officers (up for debate, I don't really care, follow the law, pay taxes, etc), I was commenting on them as people. Read your posts back to yourself. You're as bad as niggers with this "why don't people like me, I dindu nuthin". You look for reasons to attack people. You're damaged and trying vent. We avoid you.

>>36368312
I would destroy your bf physically In front of you to make you realize how much of a cowardly bitch he is.

>>36363731
Engineer robot with tons of disposable income here. Post pic of your face and if it's any good (aka 4/10 or above) I'll take you under my wing.

>>36368312

I fit the bill but I already found a Filipina girl like you and married her lolol

>>36369719
My fucking sides. Stay a virgin slick.
>>36369838
I can smell the test from my garden

>>36364303
>My practice boyfriend bought me a lot of expensive things. He said I almost wiped his bank account. I'm trying to look for a guy like him again.
Hey, likely a troll, but if you're serious I'm interested.

Why should a man buy you stuff instead of chilling and doing what he wants. What do you offer other than body cavities? If he wants Company, he can buy a dog, witch is cheaper.
Nobody wants to be with you, because you have a Bad character and are boring as dogshit, probably also ugly and mentally ill but i can not tell that for sure. Now thank me for the attention i have given you by sacrificing me one of your 15 cats.

>>36369814
Oh well that's reality only the scooter cops who haven't seen shit are nice and even Then that only lasts through rookie years. Few men have been tried like cops are. If you were disrespected attacked a d threatened routinely while protecti g the very people that curse you you'd be jaded too. The world isn't sunshine and rainbows wow who would've thought.
With that being said I personaly am very respectful and nice and kind,respectful, and nice to those who aren't shit heads. But with shitheads if they see weakness. If a true criminal thinks you're weak the chances of him pulli g a fast ome on you doubles. Increasing the chances of things getting unnecessary and out of hand.

>>36369964

Perfectly reasonable, I was only taking issue with your posts due to the whole dichotomy of cops having some severe power issues. You sound alright on the level.

Still, it's important to step outside yourself and see how the public sees things. Although I agree illegals and violent minorities are trash.jpg tier.

>>36365355
>High paying
Lmao retards actually believe this

>>36370013
Oh no it gets me hard when I implement righteous justice. TO PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. I feel bad if I see a dickhead cops cuss out an old lady or just be generally mean it's terrible I've never been a bully so I can't understand that. I mean I guess it's a defence mechsnism. Like one time a group of six cops was eating at Dennys during Halloween. Being how its Halloween there's dumb shitheads everywhere. Some 17-23 year old Autist runs up to the table to thank these guys all spergy and shit to thank them for their work so he says. but the guy looks like he just got out of a party he was with 2 sluts. One of the cops shoots straight up with his hand on his holster and pushing him back freaking the fuck out, yelling at him and cursing telling him how he shouldn't run up on people. He calmed down and mentioned a group of 5 cops got shot in Chicago while eating just like they were so that he shouldn't run up on cops. People seem to think cops are teddy bears or school teachers you can disrespect or take lightly because these generations of kids grow up disrespecting authority from a You g age. Example teachers or mommy You can't. They should be respected . But boy do I let fuckers,that try to fight me have it. And I love it.

>>36363598
Post Feet or get the fuck out

>>36370249
>starting off at 53k as early as 22 isn't high paying
>getting raises and getting paid 90k when you're 37
>moving to other agencies like state troopers and starting off at 73k STARTING
>capping off at 150k In 10 years as a,state trooper.
All this with minimal college. If any. Are you fucking retarded

is this where we larp as roasties

>>36369838
Simmer down there.

>>36369887
> asian
> tfw white girl and everyone has yellow fever
Pls lib me alone
>>36370013
I think a lot of people get the institution of police confused with the individuals .

You can slice it anyway you want, but the fact is that filling out a quota of tickets or stop and frisks per month Or the war on drugs is wrong. Individual cops might be nice, but they work for an unethical system IMO. There are cops who advocate for reform ( there's a whole organization of cops against the drug war) but that's not the majority.

And, like you said, there's negative personality types attracted to the profession.

So obviously don't Reservoir Dogs Joe Cop on the street, but I'm not gonna bite my tongue and pretend I'm okay with what police do.

> i just read a book about the robert pickman case and the police failure there so i'm antsy

>>36363731
>LIKE HOLY SHIT, how fucking hard is it to get a goddamn job
>Wants a rich bf so she doesn't have to get a job
Holy shit this is some quality bait. I refuse to believe there is a living being so stupid to be this openly hypocritical and yet be blatantly unaware of it.

>>36371228
I hope society collapses into a 3rd world shithole so you can see how much cops actually do. Cops are the reason you can go grocery shopping alone, and go about your business generally worry free. You go about your business so often lime a worker and you habe no idea of what actually goes on behi d the scenes to keep you ignorantly happy. Yet this is rewarded with criticism and distate for doing that very job. God i hate you.

>>36371785
> he actually thinks that without cops, there'd be chaos in the streets

Not really. If you live ina decent area, people would keep acting appropriately provided every other system ( food, water, etc.) came in on time.

Not that I'm advocating abolishing all police, but the idea that we need the long arm of the law at all times to avoid absolute insanity is a fallacy with serious credible sources.

Take the Wild West for example. Little to no policing - and it was relatively peaceful, despite cultural portrayals.

Also " bc u think having a mimimum number of people to punish a month is unethical, you have no respect for the law".

Nuance. It's good for you.

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>>36368155
>You got served and BTFO
>Hurr Dorr!
t. highschool freshman

>>36369856
i'm from the uk and over 4/10, where are you from?

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>>36368155
>*faggot senses growing stronk*
>>36369538
>*hot shit intensifies*

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When whores try to woo you but you don't spend any money on them. Btw roaste beef fuck off my board ;)

>>36363731
I literally hope this is bait. Otherwise you are a piece of shit whore whom I hope no innocent man will ever have the misfortune of dealing. People like you are the scum of the earth kys.

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>>36363598
Why is that OP? Pic related

>>36368312
I sound like your dream bf

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>>36363598
I'm a white british 18 year old NEET manlet with a net worth of 312,000 GBP.

roasties btfo eternally

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Hey there faggots and roasties, I just want to let you know that this board is ded. The spirit of a board free from the vaginal jew is gone. All I want to say to you is you have to reject the desires to get a gf and start to build a carrreeer and dont fall for the financial trap. ( Just look at posts like
>>36368312
>>36363731 and tell me I'm wrong, every female person is like that, even the ones who are "shy and autistic" )

t. gifted robot who is on the verge of discovering the ultimate truth about human existance

>>36370760
None of those are high
I make 110k at 24 without college, and will easily be breaking 200 after 10 years

>>36372923
GODSPEED MY BROTHER

I'll do you a favor and try my best to get there too.

I want all of my brothers here to succeed.

t. Robot hunting for his dreams.

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>>36372207
Sad dude, (((You))) terminal?
>>36372014
No hon. Old hag. You know there are old people on 4chan right? Especially because of the election like me.

>>36363731
Certified gold digging whore

>>36373046
You gonna post more? That's hot

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>>36373046
Makes sense, you're another middle-aged mid-life crises faggot trying to stay "hip" by using old, dead memes.

>>36363598
Well anon, you can find one in the afterlife

>>36373139
Mah hon. Some Iraqi /pol/lack was posting them but before I can save more, the thread got deleted. Google search that shit!
>>36372651
Wew lad. Is that like $200 American dollars? My husband make $41k just in dividends alone (not including rental collections, part owner of several mini marts and his long haul truck rental /biz/). Don't you like Arbys anon?

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>>36363731
>FUCK ALL YOU MANCHILDREN NEETS
Living the life

>DIPSHITS WHO CAN'T DRIVE
Actually I have a drivers license

>BROKE MOTHERFUCKERS WITHOUT SAVINGS.
I get $300 each week in autismbux, I don't even have to do anything

>YOU'RE A FAILURE IN LIFE.
wasn't really my choice

>>36373163
No crisis. I love trolling. Stay a khv faggot.
>tfw at the patio chatting with my gals, sipping on some Pinot noir, took a few hits from the vape pen with my favorite oil and discretely shitposting.
kys

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>>36372946
>None of those are high
Holy shit it must be great being that delusional. The real world going to hit you like a brick once you move out of your mothers basement.

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>>36373334
All is forgiven luv.
>the cards (You) are dealt with in life
Sad, many such cases!

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>>36373400
>No crisis.
>I love trolling.
You're not fooling anyone, pal.

>>36369365
That feel when people tell me I'm handsome, but I still have super low confidence despite losing about 70 pounds and learning how to socialize. The last relationship I was in probably fucked me for a long time in that department too. Having a fembot-esque girl tell her that every time she said "I love you" it was meant platonically really fucks you up emotionally. Especially when it's your birthday and she just swallowed your load.

>>36372651
I thought that GBP meant "Great British Pounds" for a second. You could get a ton of tendies that way.

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>>36373841
>skim thread
>no contact information

So you don't want to get a boyfriend, you just want to bitch. Kill yourself.

>>36363598
niya? are you doing this because your boyfriend died?

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>>36373584
Holy shit you don't know any girls, huh!
>yfw when (You) the only pussy you touch was....... NONE! Yo momma had an C-section
>Hurr Dorr
Alright. Go jackoff to some traps!
I've been in Orgrish, Rotten used Kazaa B4 you started wiping your own ass!
>no, chicks don't use the internet
Really young man.
KYS
t.37y.o. grandma from SoCal

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>>36373975
>yfw when (You) the only pussy you touch was....... NONE! Yo momma had an C-section
>Hurr Dorr

>>36370249
Police make commission off of speeding tickets.

>>36373841
Did mean "Great British Pounds". Would have done the symbol for pound sterling, but the filter blocks it.

Idk what the exchange rate is for pound sterling to good boy points, hopefully it's good.

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>>36374131
>implying I care about a kid with dick cheese
>yellow text (night mode, that's how I roll)
>never gonna jizz on a chick like pic related
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He didn't have erectile dysfunction. It was because he found you ugly.

>>36368312

LITERALLY ME OH MY GOD

>6'2 at 155 Ibs (188cm/67kg)
>currently growing out my hair
>working towards being a fashion designer

Autism really is a bonus, I just want to have someone I can fully trust and support and a place where I really feel like I belong.

Either way I am scared that this is bait.

>>36369856
Penis here but if you call me princess I'll take your disposable income. I have a hemorrhoid that acts up occasionally though, so you might have to pay to get it fixed if you want to hit it from the back.

>>36368312
I'm schizophrenic, 7/10 looks unless you can see my teeth. My teeth are probably going to fall out within the next 15 years. How important are teeth? Am I fucked? I'm a guy btw.

>>36373945
Are you fucking retarded? I'm this DUDE: >>36373766
Not once did I imply that I was a female, or OP. Why are you so fucking angry that you have to tell people to kill themselves on a Sri Lankan scrapbooking forum?

>>36374350
>>36374410
Okay, which one of you is correct, and which one of you is so retarded as to think that I didn't immediately realize that it probably wasn't "Great British Pounds"? I wouldn't have made the reply if I didn't find the GBP-Good Boy Points correlation amusing. Jesus fucking Christ.

>ex-boyfriend

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