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mfw I think about going steady with you fembot 2017-04-18 10:11:01 Post No. 36363211
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mfw I think about going steady with you fembot
Anonymous
2017-04-18 10:11:01
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Listen I know I'm not the coolest guy and sometimes my jokes make you groan but I think I we'll enjoy our time together fembot.....
I would like to be able to send you flowers with a stupid love note I wrote that makes you blush
I would like to hug you as we watch something boring on Netflix and low-key enjoy how nice you smell.
I would like to hear your voice of approval when I cook you something delicious and then tease you that I'm a better cook than you.
I would like to hold your hand in public and enjoy how qt you look when I lightly squeeze your hand
I would like to see you try to coax my cat into letting you hold him. I'd apologize profusely if he scratches your arm
I would like to nod intently when you vent about how your friends are being total bitches.
I would like to cuddle in bed with you then suddenly nibble on your ear and watch as you shout that I stop because we're just sleeping tonight.
I would like to see how red your face gets when I tell you that you're the cutest girl in the world.
There are so many things I would like to do with you. I know this is weird but.... I would really like to go out with you....
Fembot, please be my gf.
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You sound like a massive faggot and you'll never get a girl with that attitude.
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>>36363287
Sorry I don't do the whole "hurr durr roastie bitch needs to choke on muh dick" song and dance
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i'm not sure if this is pasta, but even if it is someone had to take the time to sit down and write this.
jesus christ
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>>36363306
Girls don't want to be coddled. Mommy lied to you.
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>>36363331
I get that. I'm just looking for someone who would like to be coddled.
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aww what a cute post
you'll make a fembot happy someday anon ^^ I am not that fembot though
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>>36363211
im a girl and this is insulting
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>>36363352
Better turn prison gay fast then because no girl wants to be, not by you anyway.
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>>36363360
Well.... It's a start.where are you from?
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>>36363367
I'm sorry. This post is for girls who like this kinda stuff from potential bfs
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EY YO GURL
CHAD HERE
LEMME TURN YO ASSHOLE INSIDE OUT
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>>36363422
Thats not very romantic..... Also it sounds like it hurts.
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>>36363422
mmh fuck yes fill me up daddy~
no homo
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>>36363422
>tfw this is unironically what women want
I just want to love somebody.
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>>36363594
I think it's what all humans want anon. Especially during these times when many people trivialize human connections
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>>36363211
B-but a-anon I only date robots who are masculine, like video games, and like rough sex
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>>36363211
>>36363367
im a girl and this is probably the cutest thing i've ever seen on r9k
don't get discouraged OP
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>>36364580
Thank you. I really appreciate your optimism. I hope you find love too.
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