deep web

>be me
>go on deep web
>find very spooky stuff

>>36362871
Somebody screencap this, this is amazing

About five years ago I found a site called "Cafe at the end of the internet"

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>>36362909
Here you go faggot. It's not really funny.

Learn c programming, get into security shit and explore the real deep-anus with ease.
I bet you will mostly find some normal shit like drugs and guns.

Only thing interesting I know about is the cassini diskus.

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>>36362909
I'd say this one is funnier.

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>>36363105
I am almost certain that this is funnier
>fuck off mobile posters

>>36363130
>fuck off mobile posters
Why? It's convenient. I can do this shit wherever I go.

>>36363007
yeah. make a lot of program that print out hello worlds.

>>36363311

Exactly, you spread our ways into the normalfag realm.

>>36363311
Going places is very normalfag of you and speaking of going places you need to go OUT.

>>36362860
>>36362871
>>36362909
>>36362992
is this suppose to be funny or something?

>>36363311
>I can do this shit wherever I go.
>going somewhere
Honestly.Why would you want to

>go on deep web
>horse around for a bit
>find imageboard
>cool 4chan on the deep web
>its filled with cp
>never go back
thats my deep web story lads

>>36362871
Spooky? Like spiders or skeletons?

>>36362860
>go on deepweb
>find only drugs and cp
>find site thats a guy looking for someone to be his trap slave
to make a long story short hes picking me up in an hour

>>36363619

C-cool story bro.

>go on deep web
>text box appears "you messed up"
>screen flooded with cp
>2 days later
>envelope in mailbox
>picture of dog wearing Anon mask
>caption "the consequences will never woof the same"
>never went back

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>>36363311
i phonepost because i can lie in bed with phone
it good

>>36362930
Story?

Could you order anything or was it a satanic gateway to the 'other side',?

>>36363376
If you're not an easily fooled 13 year old that takes creepypastas seriously, then yes.

Absolutely hilarious.

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>>36364299
Atleast scrounge off of your parents money for a semi'decent pc then phoneposter fag

>>36364299
Dubs of truth

phone/tabletposting is good for when i don't even feel motivated enough to sit up with my laptop in bed

plus, i wear glasses, so it's better for me to have something i can hold close enough to see while i'm lying on my side or something

I've also got my 4chan folder uploaded to a cloud service so all my files are on multiple devices

Only problem is it gets annoying to post long paragraphs, and the latest Clover version is buggy as fuck

the biggest horror story is that people on the deep web aren't smarter than those on the clear web

like, enough people who buy things without even knowing how Bitcoin works
also chinese people
a lot of chinese people

>>36366284
you should try Overchan, it's FOSS and pretty stable unless your phone is shit

>>36366284
>laptop

No man, you are the cancer. No doubt.