This is what dick is to girls

Well I am too autistic to whiteknight and my pengus is only slightly under 8 inches so where is my complimentary gf?

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>>36361266
You probably don't have the charisma or X factor to make a pussy wet.

>>36361564

aka not chad so don't pretend its about the dick lying roastie

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>>36361197
What if said dick is five inches and fairly skinny?

>>36361593
If said dick looks like that, I don't think the size is the issue.

>>36361593
Nice STD dude. You should see a doctor forreals

>>36361197
So you admit that cock-worshipling roastie whores are no better than common druggies.

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>>36361695
Been over this a million times, it's not an STD. It's what happens when you're circumcised and fap at least twice a day without lubricant for over a decade.

How the fuck would I get an STD?

>>36361769
Is that why my dick looks like that? Oh thank Jesus

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>>36361815
Here's another case, though this one has a disconcerting greyish tone.

>>36361844
It's not quite that bad. But is there something I can do to reverse it?

>>36361593
>>36361769

Is there any hope of recovery for this shit

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>Dick is everything
>Dick size doesn't matter

>>36361893
>>36361907
Not sure, I don't personally care.

>>36361197
Still not worth getting accused of rape.

>>36361907
look into foreskin restoration. i honestly have no fucking idea if it's a meme or not, but if it works it would be pretty neat.

>>36361915
It matters. As long as you are above 3.5 you are fine just built stamina and learn to play with the clit

>>36361769
>>36361593
>>36361844
I wouldn't get near that even if you paid me. That is absolutely disgusting. I actually got goosebumps (in the way when you see something revolting) when I saw that.

>>36361197
This is what dick does to boys too though..

>>36362090
It isn't a medical condition, it's completely harmless.

>>36361952

Dude your dick is broken as fuck, you need to put some creams on it or something, the glans have literally bubbled and festered

>>36362237
Bubbled yes, festered no.

Fuck off with your shitty dick pics it looks like shit

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>>36362100
Dick rules the world. D2B. Dick too bomb

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This is actually very true and worth maxing out your sex skill for. If you can actually lay down some serious dick, girls will booty call you. They may not particularly like you, but they won't say no. Nothing makes a girl stick around like good sex.

It's all about building a steady rhythm. Not too many position changes, go a little slower than you actually want, concentrate on breathing. Be dominant, hold her down, move her around with your hands when you do change positions. Listen to her moaning. If she seems to like a particular angle or rhythm, keep doing it. Do not go faster despite the temptation, just keep that rhythm. This will generally let the woman build up to a climax, and once she's really screaming you can pump away like a champ.

I hope this maybe helps somebody.

Also I'm not saying it's good to fuck around like a hoe, the only way to really get better at sex is to fuck the same partner [literally] hundreds of times. But it is also nice to have options when/if you choose who to settle down with.

t. 6 inches uncut generally lasts 30 mins to an hour, usually ready to go again in 15 mins
quickies are also very nice
it's not always about orgasms

God the phrase "dick down" makes me cringe

Also no, dick doesn't do that to girls. It does that to pornstars who use overexaggerated symbols of attraction (moaning, faces) to get views from underage middle and high school boys so they can make money.

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But muh "Vaginal wall is only 5-6 inches it's all in the technique"

Or

"Skill has nothing to do with it. It's your looks that count" - Light Yagami

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Gotta make sure you beat tthe puss up.